The newest one from my cousin....

__________ is @ home relaxin wit dyl and cort pictures 2moro yay! my babys gon b lookin 2 cute

little cousin: jus gt my cell fne if anyone da numba hit da inbox

I think I posted this in another thread here, but I'm friends with a few people who work for the various social networking sites (Facebook, etc.). Some of the stories about hate mail they've received after site changes are ridiculous. People get WAY too fired up about the sites, and they go crazy when there's a layout change.

Hate mail? Seriously?

If you're sending hate mail to a Facebook employee, you need to step out of the Fcebook matrix and get a real life. Wow.

This is an interesting one....


A New member who dropped out hopes you get mexican gonaherpasyphilaid warts and your dick falls off!

that actually made me laugh. sorry.

There's a guy that's part of some of the organizations I belong to, and his whole life revolves around Facebook. If we're all at a party, he uploads pictures and has us tagged by 1 AM. He's a creep in general.

Some people in our gang went skiing this past weekend, and invited him along because he loves to ski. Plus he doesn't drink so he can always be the designated driver. He brought along a girl, and according to one of my buddies, he was awoken by the sound of this dude getting it on!!!

Today his status was:

Creepy Dude is trying to heal his cold sore.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Do you remember how much people FREAKED OUT after the News Feed was added to the first edition of facebook? EVERYONE hated it and thought it was creepy, and all kinds of anti-news feed groups popped up. But now people seem to love it. It's the only way I can keep up with most of my friends on facebook, because I sure don't have time to read everyone's facebook page every day. All of these people just need to get used to it. They don't like having to try to figure things out, because they are laaaaaazy.

Friend's Ex-Girlfriend is LiVe YoUr LIfE. 3-1 GUnNeRs bAbY SRy KiDo MAnU WeNt DoWn LoL. wEy dEm..................wE No c dEm....G4L''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Boyfriend's Roommate is "'Remember how in 6th Grade you'd try and lean in to grab your girlfriend's chest and she'd always push you away?' 'Nah, that never happened to me. I was too strong.'"

(That last one's just funny...)

Yes, I remember that debacle. I remember thinking "if you don't want your business out there, DON'T PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!"

Now, if you don't like the way that (free) facebook is designed, head on over to myspace. I still don't think it's that serious! LOL

I think people just find it easier to flip out about the Facebook change. It's kind of funny. "OMG WHAT YOU HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FACEBOOK!1!"

I don't know who this is: UM tryNA SETTLe Dwn....Dayz Like DIs maKE Me wISh I had SUMbOdy.....DEVESTATED

I actually liked this one. I laughed out loud. I'll never be too old for Lake Titicaca jokes:rolleyes:

Here are some gems that I'll never forget.

This first girl's info section in her profile still had "<3 my amazing fiance armando!!! Luv u baby!" and then suddenly this pops up as her status:

_________ f*** I can't believe my piece of s*** ex-fiance got me pregnant! goddammit what the hell am i gona do now!

then a few weeks later:

_________ love you armando, your the best man i ever known.

Meanwhile, all of her pictures from before she was pregnant are still up of her chugging Captain Morgan from the handle and smoking Black and Milds. Time to untag? One would think? Obviously she's a class act.

Also, it drives me bonkers when people use the wrong you're/your and they're/their/there.

There's this other girl who has the excuse of being 15 years old, but I hate seeing her statuses because instead of going to the trouble of typing out "really," she writes "rele." She also does stupid things like "I cnt wait 4 it 2 b 2morrow!!!!!!" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(astrisks added, obviously.)