Someone on Deadspin linked to a pro-Paterno Facebook group that includes some real gems:

They Needed AN Excape Goat ...

This is the worst bunch of itty-its...

One of my friends just had a baby. One of her friends wrote this on her wall:

"Yay!! Congrats on the new edition!! :) "

Upon reading this, I immediately started singing 'Candy Girl'

I prefer "Mr. Telephone Man", but that's just me. ;)

Really? I started singing "Cool It Now." :)

Oh man I wish I could find the actual post again.

"WHY SHELBY COUNTY TRYING TO HIRE TEACHERS FROM OUT OF COUNTY WHEN WE HAVE HIGHLY QUALIFY TEACHERS LIKE MYSELF RIGHT HERE WHO CAN'T FIND WORK?"

Seriously, "highly qualify?" Sorry babe, if you're the exemplar, can't blame them for going elsewhere.

What are our children learning? :eek::eek:

I'm thinking that's an autocorrect kind of typo? I'm making those more and more as I FB from my phone.

A verb would also be helpful in proving herself "highly qualify".

Bump for spam.

Nooooooo! Please don't start with the random bumping. It's WORSE than the Spam.

"Wearing my hat and boots. It's been to long since I've warn them."

I said "Have they been threatened recently?"

This used to be one of my managers at an old job.

"Fuckkk milwaukee cops. Seriously gonna b assholes to my girl Em of course when I'm not around. U know Id b snappin on they asses if I was there. I got 3 days off to sit in jail. Nbd. Wouldn't b the first time. Judgmental cunts. Ahhh!"

Wow, this person was in charge of other people??

Now that I've changed jobs, I've friended most of my co-workers, and the president and VP's wives.

This was the best autocorrect ever, from the VP's wife:

"Happy anniversary to the greasiest husband and ever!"

This dude is the least greasy dude ever--and this is at an engineering firm where none of the dudes are greasy.

From a friend on Facebook who goes to a community college:

"maaan i hayte english yo. Wats dat point, evrthang on computers now"

We can tell.

This has nothing to do with grammar.

If someone's Facebook page has nothing on it except "Happy Birthday" messages from the last three years, I'm not going to post "Happy Birthday" to them because they probably don't log on to see it anyway.