My cousin's FB post:

"GUD MORNIN FB FAM UHP EARLY DIS SUNDAY MORNIN THANKIN GOD FOR WAKIN ME UHP COULDNT BE MORE BLESSED GLADE I GOT DA ONES I LOVE N MI HEART BUT YALL HAVE A SAFE N BLESSED DEI IF YU GOIN TO CHRUCH PRAY FA ME PLZZ AND THNKZZ"

All of her status updates are in all caps and this is one of the more readable ones. I will "GLADE-LY" continue to pray for her.

It's like...she's trying to say something.

Wasn't sure where it fit best, so I decided here. http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...19207441_n.jpg

It should have gone in another thread because I totally just lost. :o

"Time to shine some light on the elephant in the room, so buckle up…. I recently was told “Walmart brand wears just like name brand” as I shared my baby clothes preferences. It was at that moment that I had a revelation… one that I’m sure may sting some of us, but sometimes life we require the sting to get the right remedy. Here goes: we, as a people, must STOP lying to ourselves to justify our current situations; the facades we build only keep us from pursuing what we truly want and crave in life. There is a reason that they make 1000 count sheet… because they feel so darn good! There’s a reason that people vacation in Maui instead of Myrtle Beach… it’s a more luxurious experience. And there IS a difference between Merona and Michael Kors… it’s called QUALITY. Now don’t get me wrong- by my own definition, I have far from arrived! I also have no quarrels with WallyWorld! The difference is I have put the ball into play to make sure that my family has a future full of CHOICES… one in which we can choose quality in ALL aspects of our lives. If you are like me, and ready to lay down your façade, inbox me! I’m ready to share with SERIOUS INDIVIDUALS how my husband and I are making sure that our unborn son can live a life of QUALITY!!!"

Not that there is any bad grammar in this but:
1) It's really long for a FB status
2) I don't think wearing clothes from Wal-Mart has any correlation with success.

A status update that a bunch of my friends commented on:

"So, I wanna go camping. Whose in?"

Sigh.


Btw.. Why does Facebook now show me status updates of people that I don't know, just because some of my friends know them and commented on their status? That's pretty frickin' annoying. I already can't stand reading half of my Facebook "friends'" grammatically incorrect updates.. Why do I now have to read those of strangers?

Posting in the super-secret group for professors to vent about special snowflake students:

"Your “If my grade should be between C and C-, could you give me the C?” was a mute request as your final grade came in between C- and D+."


I think she meant "moot". :(

Graphic this guy made:
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...30348185_n.jpg
With this caption:If I could wake on morning...ONE MORNING...to an xtain doing something...anything POSITIVE without wanting to collect cash or souls as a result!!! >.<


Who's harrassing whom?
Good thing he's not part of a cult based on hate....

*sigh* I am going to pray for him. Even if he doesn't know me, that is the best possible way I can think to piss this sucker off.

Posted on a friend's status:

im packinq 2 qo 2 my dads fer a month . packinqs so Borinq !

Doesn't it take longer to spell this shit wrong? Sheesh.

Hardest part of my day was deciding which bathing suit to where : )

Maybe you shouldn't have skipped class to go to the beach.

I went to HS in a very small town, where most people either come back after college (or don't go at all), or still have parents who live there. There are two high schools and it's a HUGE DEAL about where you went to school.

A few years ago, someone started a "Fallen Alumni" group on FB. It's really more of an "Idiots' Reunion," though. The grammar and syntax violations are not indicative of one of the best schools in the nation. People are posted five and six times. Rumors about dead classmates are volleyed back and forth with wild abandon.

My favorite was when someone joined the group and all of these people were like, "oh, he was such a good guy! I just saw him yesterday." And the guy replied, "Nah son I'm not dead I just joined FB late"

LMAO!

I am a women. LOL