^^ Lol

Ellen DeGeneres now has a similar segment to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvjIs-fBFok

Maybe he's convinced that there is a limited amount of intelligence available in the universe and you're taking more than your fair share.

I am laughing so hard right now.

...because I am getting a doctorate just to spite them all! That's totally it! :p

I've always been the nerdy cousin who loved school way too much. It's my role. :cool:

ETA: Looks like tomorrow (well, today) is 4/20. I'm anticipating a lot of statuses that don't make any kinda sense.

the day [Whitney Houston] pasted we had ask my mother to sit down.She loved her she bought my mother so much joy. thanks Whitney god bless.

I'm assuming this dumbass intended to say "passed," but "pasted" is even better.

I didn't know Whitney bought people joy. I could swear we paid to see her.

Nooo! She must be talking about Whitney Houston's kindergarten days when she used to eat paste.

We one our first game today but sense we lost bolth of ou games we only could play one game tofday and we won today 22-33

I know he's 9 but that's no excuse. If anything, grammar rules should be even more fresh in his mind. I will refrain from saying what I think about a 9yo having a Facebook in the first place. :)

More stupidity from 14 year olds:

Same idiot guy from last time:

"Being faitgful,honestl,loyal in a relatiinship soooo worth it (: now i now what truye love is right baby"

and...

"I cant believe we have so much in commin its like were ment to be(:"

A different 14yo guy to a 14yo girl:

"Like all the bullshit we got past from the pased 2 times we dated...lmao and that youre mine and we alwaysss are happy. For the most part lol. Dislike we donnot live toggether animore"

(My questions - how old were they the first "2 times" they dated, and they're upset that they're not living together ANYMORE??)

Precisely why my soon-to-be 9 year old will not be seeing the likes of FB anytime in the foreseeable future.

I posted a video of some kid playing Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" on organ.

"man, this makes me want to take lesions of organ"

Guy who posts about 15 anti-Judaic religion things per day just posted an article about a Pagan in the UK suing for religious harrassment and said that people who are being harrassed by Judaics, and evangelization is harrassment, should all get lawyers and sue.

Ironic FAIL.

HUH? He does realize that by definition the only people who can evangelize are Christians right? And Jews don't proselytize anyway from what my understanding is.

Oh my, I just let out a roar of laughter. :D