LOL @ "Low speed chase" :D

Officials seek origins of roadside panties
 

LOL!


http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/...2621314952200/

I love you...

11th Foot in 4 years washes ashore in the Pacific NW
 

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/01...ns/?hpt=wo_bn5

WTF Canadian authorities? Someone needs to tell them this shit is not normal.

And pardon my ignorance but how does a SEVERED foot show no signs of trauma? Did it just fall off?

Men in wigs accused of stealing boas and bras
 

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,3197519.story

Men wearing wigs and dressed as women are accused of stealing thousands of dollars of filmy fabrics, sequins, feather boas and other accessories from Central Florida stores.

"It's a whole gang of drag queens," said Amanda Marshall, manager of Jo-Ann Fabrics on East Colonial Drive in Orlando, where police arrested three suspects Sunday afternoon. "They were real upset when the police made them take their wigs off."

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At Jo-Ann Fabrics on Sunday, the staff recognized four transvestites, including one in a tight white knit skirt, enter the store at about 5 p.m. as some of the same men they had reported at least three previous times to Orlando police, according to interviews and police reports.

"They'd come in and order yards of fabric at up to $39.99 a yard, stuff it in their man purses and leave without paying," Marshall said. "Oh, gosh, they could wipe out a whole section of boas in seconds…"

A man wearing a tank top and multi-color tights was spotted putting these items in a handbag: Five packs of black feathers, two packs of red feathers, two packs of red lace gloves, two packs of black red lace gloves, eyelashes, five bra pads, five butt pads, five gel inserts as well as three handbags, two boas, three pairs of costume glasses and 10 bandanas.

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They need to listen to some RuPaul, you better work so you have some money to pay for your stuff.

It’s complicated: Facebook status fuels fight, arrest
 

http://bgdailynews.com/articles/2011...news/news4.txt

It's not weird or stupid but I don't see any other place to put it without making another thread and I don't wanna.

Sophia Grace gets a surprise meeting with Nicki Minaj :D

1. She is so excited. It's adorable.
2. I'm glad they edited Super Bass so she could sing it without too many side eyes.
3. Her poor hype girl got ignored for a good bit of this.
4. Her daddy was boohooing his heart out in the audience.
5. Did I mention the amount of adorable??? :)

Colorado says state fair champion goat disqualified after failing drug test; family to appeal

http://www.washingtonpost.com/nation...washingtonpost

Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times

Um, ... I'm just trying to wrap my brain around who actually COUNTED ... :confused:

http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/bo...ating-42-times

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil. His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late. The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed. They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

http://www.sherv.net/screens/quagmir...ted-avatar.gif

Seriously, though, it's sad what happened, but I agree with you LikeASista -- who was counting??

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Do you know how hard I had to search just to find that little phrase you decided to quote?! :D For a second, I was beginning to think you'd edited my text. LOL!!!

It's sad, yeah, ... but how does one actually DIE from something like that? I'm beginning to think it's all garbage. :rolleyes:

I posted this on my FB wall this morning and got this:

I wonder WHAT exactly killed him though...Heart attack? Internal bleeding? ...the souls of his millions of unborn children? Hmm...

I stopped trying to stay serious after that lol

"Yeah I looove a rainy night! "

Dogknapper Demans $1,000 Ransom
 

Dogknappers Threaten to Torture Jaggar If They Don't Get Ransom

A chubby English bulldog named Jaggar is the subject of a police dragnet after its owner claimed her pet was dogknapped and is being held for ransom.

Jennifer Thomas of Woodland, Wash., said Jaggar's captors have demanded a $1,000 ransom and her prescription pain pills. They also demanded that no cops be involved.