This is in a group I'm in (copy/pasted): "IF YOU COULD PICK A VERSION OF COLLINWOOD TO LIVE IN ...WITCH ONE WOULD YOU PICK ..????"

Also, if I see one more "of" where it should be a "have," I don't know how I'm going to hold my tongue. :p

Wow, then I probably shouldn't post this little gem I just came across..

One of my friends posted a link to a story about a little girl who wrote a letter about how she was going to run away. My friend commented:

"This looks like something I could have composed to my brothers myself circa 1992...however I'd of had no spelling mistakes."

:rolleyes:

This is why we need an emoticon of a head banging against a wall. Between helicopter moms, crazy PNMs and ridiculous grammar, how do we survive without one?

"You are bleeding because you want let God put His seed in you. Now get pregnant!"

I suspect that "want" really is "won't," but OMG THIS IS BEYOND.

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Disclaimer: I've noticed that my posts in this thread quote religious FB folks (usually family). By no way am I mocking Christianity. It just seems that my family members who are most into Jesus are the least into grammar.

WHO SAYS THESE THINGS, OMG?!?!?

I'm torn between laughing at your disclaimer (for good reasons), the typo, the weirdness, and the fact that they're saying God's getting that person pregnant.

brb :D:p

Not a status update, but a post I found on Michele Bachmann's FB page that had me SMH:

The white house gave The Muslim Brotherhood 1.5 billion in Egypt ,they vow to make the world a muslin state and kill jews and christian alike . They are know to be hamas . Can we continue with this guy in the white house any more WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!

Is that for real? If it is... :eek:

A muslin state? Ok, if you insist on bland fabric.

Not grammar, but there is someone on my wall right now on such an ironic tirade. Basically along the lines of "I hate people who hate people. Especially Christians, Jews, Muslims and the GOP. They pretend to be holy, but they are all really terrible people who don't practice what the preach. They're not good people like I am. And I'm taking a stand against it!"

I love how "Taking a Stand" in our society has become posting pics on your Facebook wall.

Status: I hate opinionated ugly people. You are far too unattractive to have all these point of views.

My comment: Self-hatred is a terrible thing


ETA:
His response: You cut me deep Rah you cut me deep

heheheh

A 14 yo guy posting on a 14 yo girl's page:

I love you so much baby your mylife and just so perfect aint nobody gonn take your spot in my heart and life i promise <<♥ i could NEVER get mad at you so stop worrying boo haha ..your my everything babe(: ... goodnight xoxoxoxoxoxoxox :******** see you tomarow precious<333 muah

Not Facebook but embarrassing nonetheless. My cousin feels that my continuing on in school makes the rest of the cousins look less intelligent. At least I think that's what he said.

Stop goin to skoo ur makin us all look bad

Just saw this on Facebook. LOL

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...80428869_n.jpg