Oh, it's definitely fake.

http://vancouver.openfile.ca/blog/ne...ank-goes-viral

Not bad grammar, just plain stupidity:

High School Classmate: Ummm really Rick Santorum, REALLY?? You want to ban tampons by 2013 because you think it promotes sexual behavior? REALLY?? People like this make me sick.
Dumbass Friend: Wtf?!
Rightfully Skeptical Friend: this must be a joke
High School Classmate: http://bonosrama.newsvine.com/_news/...exual-behavior. Its disgusting.
Smart Friend: Written by a blogger on a half-bit news site; not everything you read is true.
Me: In the comments section, posted by the author when someone asked if this is real: "it might only be satire now, but you never know..."
High School Classmate: Yeah but I wouldn't put it past him! Lol
High School Classmate: Oh well. Lol.

I think the "Oh well" came after she finally read the full article instead of the title, and realized how painfully obvious it was that it's not real. :rolleyes:

HEY GOOD EVENING FACEBOOK FAMILY HOPE EVERYONE HAVING A GOOD DAY I AM 36 WEEKS KNOW WILL BABY BOY WELL BE HERE ANYDAY KNOW I CANT WAIT UNTIL HE COMES IN IN FIVE DAYS IS MY BABY SHOWER CANT WAIT UNTIL

No matter what this day may bring tornado's am grateful for another day and i thank god for this gift of life. Because it's all in his hand's and i have faith in him.I pray for the people that in harm way.

If u can b superman then y b clarck kent.

Different person and this one took me a little while to decipher.

I swear I thought I was grown and that that the' yre my kids bad she was hungry and had to pe so I had to stop not just for gas but two more places and not get home til ten as if I was hindering u or unconvienincing u in some way.... Oh wait I wasnt u just like to trip off stupid stuff cuz u feel like u have the right to control everything.

Not grammar, but this ass-hat keeps posting that story with the girl in Missouri who murdered her neighbor who happens to have my last name and saying we're related. The first time, he actually had the kahunas to tag me. After Facebook took it down, he did it again without tagging me. Facebook took that down, but now that he put it up AGAIN (he apparently doesn't take a hint) but this time said "same last name" instead of my full name. I've reported it multiple times, but it's still there. What the m-fer fails to understand is that 1) it's my married name 2) it's my husband's step-father's name, not his biological father and 3) there is only one other person in this country with our last name that is directly related to us, and that is my husband's step brother. What a shit-head.

^^^Once, a girl was mad at me for some reason in college. Like a mature college senior, she tagged me in one of her photos as a very obese man drooling in his sleep a couch. :rolleyes:

The same person who had a facebook status that they checked into a jail via foursquare had one today that they checked into the Walmart bathroom. That's some Larry Craig using the Grindr or Blendr app to invite people to pardon his wide stance.

Why are these places foursquare locations?

People can make their own locations to check into. So, I could make "k_s' house" and it would show up as a place to check in for anyone who's around.

One of the Fanpages on my feed (for an actual legit company with over 25,000 fans) just posted a status about The Ides of March saying "Do you have a story where someone you trusted stabbed you in the back? Tell it below, but try not to use hurtful or bad language".SRSLY??? How can you possibly expect this to turn out well??:confused:

^^^I'm calling it now. People are gonna start telling stories and at least one person is gonna tag the person who did them dirty.

advice on a family issue: Keep thinkin and planing no worries! Never cut ur noise off to spight ur face. All things in do time. Everything is gonna come into play because God knows ur heart. I luv my family and ur protected by the blood of jesus. I want u to pray on it leave it with God and don't pick it back up again. That shows God that u have faith and he'll c u threw!

I wish you could see the travesty I'm witnessing RIGHT. NOW.

M's status: Pandora is playing me some good music tonight... Makes me want to get my grove on.

CG: Don't get lost in your grove.
D: get your grove on!!! :)
M: girl, im going to get lost in myself cus im just groving in my room. Who want to come and join me?
CG: I would love to get lost in your grove. :)
K: meeeee!!
M: bring some pop with you lol
CG: ‎#hilarious

I have seen this thread on the list ever since I started reading GC, but never read it. OH MY GOD. I was trying to read some of them to my husband, doing the best I could at translation, but just couldn't get it done.

I did have to unfriend someone (high school person I barely new even back then) because of some right-wing diatribe she was on. The rule is USA=free speech. DubaiSis Facebook page =/= free speech. And I have a cousin who is retarded but functional (it's a sad story stemming from child abuse but no need to get into that now) who I had to block because his posts were the most offensive pornographic things I'd ever seen. Can't unfriend him, duh, so I just had to make sure I never see his posts. But shouldn't his Dad be intervening to tell him that isn't cool?

Now, back to hilarity and obnoxiousness. I'll be on the lookout for some awesome ones.

Not a status, but a comment on a status:

"I no, there is to many fest this summer I want to go to"

My brain nearly imploded by the end of that short "sentence".