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College roommate's college dropout cousin
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:( He also sucks at "to" and "too." |
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Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true friends will copy & paste it because you know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more crap to copy & paste. I'm a dweeb, I know :) |
Posted by a FB associate who is an elementary school teacher
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I wasn't quite sure where to put this so I'll stick it here. AAU= Academy of Art University
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Cousins! If it weren't for all the dumb-ass cousins I have on one side of the family, my FB page would have no effery whatsoever.
One cousin (who's just returned from government-sanctioned vacation) was discussing relationships: D-AC:Why are women so complicated? Friend: Men are just as complicated. D-AC: You got me there, toshay. Toshay=touche. Or maybe someone's name? :confused: And then another cousin (same side) is talking about hunting and listening to Kid Rock. Did Malcolm X die for this effery? |
Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:
"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥" |
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Just posted this as my FB status. ;) |
Gem of the day: "so wat if i smoke pot and drink im in college do u really expect me to read all the time?"
On the other hand this bit isn't bad grammar, but just as annoying... Various people have been posting the whole "Facebook is going to charge you money if you don't repost this". A few have countered by changing their profile pictures to this: http://www.elitetechnologygroup.com/...ebook-gold.png |
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Here's another grammar gem from my relative: "omg im starting to feel the pressure of college. im wroking a paragraph that is taking me hours just because my professer is so picky! image when i have to write 10pg essays ... i am going to go insane !" |
OK, not bad grammar, but many GCers will read this and laugh.
A girl from my HS (not a friend but we have mutual friends) posted about her new van that immediately died as she was driving it home, and then went on to talk about how her life is a mess, she's divorced & lives in BFE & still works for her dad, yadda yadda. One of our mutual friends (after everyone else wrote hang in there, etc) then says "let me introduce you to Arbonne! call me." I thought I was going to shit. I honestly think she was being serious. REACH THE ARBONNE!!! |
Saw this thread and just had to post in it...
There are some girls I am Facebook friends with who like to start drama on facebook. And they are IN COLLEGE. They are friends with the girls they have issues with then post statuses complaining about the aforementioned girl then get in a verbal war with them on the status! It's so ridiculous. |
BUMP!
One of my cousin's best friends just posted, "How many golds is too much for women?" Most of the women said one was too many. :D |
One of my sisters' friends on t_witter
Aint shyt 2 do n da k [Ain't shit to do in da K (Killeen)] Why do these adults think this is OK? |
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