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CrimsonTide4 09-08-2011 05:51 PM

College roommate's college dropout cousin

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i hate waking up from naps and getting bitched at dang can i wake up in piece. wtf


:( He also sucks at "to" and "too."

lovespink88 09-08-2011 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 2083518)
Gods I hate the "Repost this" posts. I just mocked the pledge of allegiance one going around mercilessly for being in all caps and for pulling the "if you don't post this you're not american" or whatever it actually says.

People who post that probably know jack shit about why the "Under God" is in the pledge in the first place and when it was put in there.

My aunt posted one that made me giggle, so I had to repost:

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true friends will copy & paste it because you know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more crap to copy & paste.

I'm a dweeb, I know :)

CrimsonTide4 09-21-2011 08:51 PM

Posted by a FB associate who is an elementary school teacher

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm blah blah blah......I'm not buying what your selling so please cease and assist before this convo goes way to the left!!!!

:(:(

NinjaPoodle 09-27-2011 12:57 AM

I wasn't quite sure where to put this so I'll stick it here. AAU= Academy of Art University
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...35040741_n.jpg

christiangirl 09-27-2011 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 2084136)
"i cant believe how agressive is my daughter ! she bet up her tia amiee for trying to take her toy ... wow im really suprised where she learn this behavier .. because i sure hvent tought her.. my mother says that she sure is my daughter ."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAES6Y9Kfw

KillarneyRose 09-27-2011 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I (Post 2083507)
This isn't bad grammar, but it was annoying:

My friends go to college, I go to war. At the same hour they wake up to decide not to go to school or work that day, I've been at work for hours. Their alarms wake them up, my alarms send me to cover. They make plans based on how they feel, I do as the schedule that was put out to me demands. They can't wait to leave their homes, I can't wait to get back. But when we look back on our respective lives, they'll like theirs, I'll be damn proud of mine.. -Repost if your Active duty-

LOL it had bad grammar after all.

Anyway, I thought it was annoying and somewhat self-aggrandizing.

Not to mention I don't know any member of the military who would post that treacle.

Munchkin03 09-27-2011 10:18 AM

Cousins! If it weren't for all the dumb-ass cousins I have on one side of the family, my FB page would have no effery whatsoever.

One cousin (who's just returned from government-sanctioned vacation) was discussing relationships:

D-AC:Why are women so complicated?
Friend: Men are just as complicated.
D-AC: You got me there, toshay.

Toshay=touche. Or maybe someone's name? :confused:

And then another cousin (same side) is talking about hunting and listening to Kid Rock. Did Malcolm X die for this effery?

christiangirl 09-27-2011 11:58 AM

Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:

"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥"

NinjaPoodle 09-27-2011 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 2095695)
Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:

"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥"


Just posted this as my FB status. ;)

AXEling 09-27-2011 08:02 PM

Gem of the day: "so wat if i smoke pot and drink im in college do u really expect me to read all the time?"

On the other hand this bit isn't bad grammar, but just as annoying...

Various people have been posting the whole "Facebook is going to charge you money if you don't repost this". A few have countered by changing their profile pictures to this:

http://www.elitetechnologygroup.com/...ebook-gold.png

BetteDavisEyes 09-27-2011 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 2095695)
Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:

"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥"

HAHAHAHAHA! So posting this as my Facebook status. :D


Here's another grammar gem from my relative: "omg im starting to feel the pressure of college. im wroking a paragraph that is taking me hours just because my professer is so picky! image when i have to write 10pg essays ... i am going to go insane !"

33girl 11-11-2011 11:04 PM

OK, not bad grammar, but many GCers will read this and laugh.

A girl from my HS (not a friend but we have mutual friends) posted about her new van that immediately died as she was driving it home, and then went on to talk about how her life is a mess, she's divorced & lives in BFE & still works for her dad, yadda yadda. One of our mutual friends (after everyone else wrote hang in there, etc) then says "let me introduce you to Arbonne! call me." I thought I was going to shit. I honestly think she was being serious. REACH THE ARBONNE!!!

southernbelle14 11-12-2011 11:32 AM

Saw this thread and just had to post in it...
There are some girls I am Facebook friends with who like to start drama on facebook. And they are IN COLLEGE. They are friends with the girls they have issues with then post statuses complaining about the aforementioned girl then get in a verbal war with them on the status! It's so ridiculous.

Munchkin03 12-14-2011 10:53 AM

BUMP!

One of my cousin's best friends just posted,

"How many golds is too much for women?"

Most of the women said one was too many. :D

knight_shadow 01-07-2012 12:10 AM

One of my sisters' friends on t_witter

Aint shyt 2 do n da k [Ain't shit to do in da K (Killeen)]

Why do these adults think this is OK?


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