Oprah: "So...is this the longest period of time you've had your legs closed this year?"

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O *thinking*: This heffa's name is "Supahead".... I bet that's one of her "protective" poses from the "afterglow". Nasty wench. I might have to get new couches after this interview.

"O" thinking: I dare this heffa say, she had Stedman, and we goin' toe to toe!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Funny.

SH saying: I'm telling you Oprah, 10, count 'em 10 orgasms!

O thinking " and we care because....? "

Okay y'all I can't help but say this one...please forgive me if you have a weak stomach or a vivid imagination....

Supahead: "And I was like eeeewwww, please not on my face"

Supahead: But you know, hands down, Shaq's was the biggest I'd ever seen. That's why I still get together with him when he's in town and why I'm glowing right now.

Oprah *thinking*: Dayum, for real. Maybe I need to call Shaq for a multiple :o booty call.......

Re: Janice Combs
 

Hi, my name is Janice, and I'm addicted to bad hair weaves and wigs.....:o :rolleyes:

Paparazzi: Hi, Janice!!!!!!!

LMAO. LMAO. LMAO.

Somebody told me that her book says Shaq was incredibly small. :( Oh well, things happen.

Maybe it just looks small compared to the rest of his oversized body?? Just a thought.

Socialite Anne Slater and Damon Dash
 

That rumor was circulating, back from people at LSU, well before her book came out. :o

Re: Socialite Anne Slater and Damon Dash
 

Dame Dummy: I'm taking a pic with the famous Anne Slater!!!!!! She's the bomb!

Anne *thinking with a pasted :D *: Why didn't someone tell this negro about the dress code for tonight? He looks like a discard from an urban runway show.