Yeah, I'll have to agree here - like ... what does he think he's saying there? That hate/hating obviates loss? I can't make it make sense under any contortion of my brain.

^^^ He posted something that one of his (young) siblings said, so THAT fail would be on the 10-year-old lol

I fear the child may be dumb.

This post today from my nephew's baby momma had me seeking the hide button:

"OMG! I'm so scared! My period is late! We used protection almost every time we did it!"

*facepalm*

Even better, she commented on her own post asking everyone not to tell anyone. WTF?!? Seriously?

Posted in the "You know you're from ____ if..." group for my alma mater's city:

Wen u get pulled over justt ckuzss u known #FuckkDhaaPolickee

I'm just now starting to get used to the extttra letterrrs that people are adding. But "ckuzss" and "dhaa"? And "POLICKEE"???

Those don't even make sense #LawdHaveMercy

This was an AGD's status today:

"I think I am in to goat sex. anyone want to try it with me?"


It may be in jest, but seriously, why would you post that?

AutoCorrect Fail?

She left herself logged into facebook at the library or something. Pretty standard really.

The same sister that posted ^^^ that, has this as a status today:

"i think a jar just broke in my vagina! what do i do?"

Again, why?!

It sounds like she's going through some internet memes.

Look forward to "Me and my female friend are about to have an adventure with one cup" or something along those lines.

Things I've seen today:

"All of our actions have consequences, weather we like it or not."

"I like this [insert random object] so much, I bought too of them!"

I hit them both with a hefty dose of good-natured snark. :)

ETA: Did I mention the second quote is by a future teacher?

A girl I went to jr. high with wrote:

I think I've mentioned my dumbass side of the family. All very sweet, lovable people, they're just blooming idiots.

I wished one a Happy Birthday on his wall. His response? "Are you still in school? You must be on your third doctrine by now."

WHAT. THE. WHAT. First, that doesn't even make any sense.

Second, I finished grad school in 2005. Just the standard 2-year Master of Science, not even an M.Arch or MFA which would take 3 years. I don't know why these people think I'm always in school.

Not as bad as my dumbass cousin's new husband, who posted a photo album called "Us Threw the Years." Why did you throw the years? :confused:

I'm sorry, I just laughed out loud at this ^^. It really isn't funny ....except for the fact that it is hilarious.

THIS. Every Sunday when I go to church, people give me big hugs and say, "I'm so glad you're back! When will you be here for good?" And I say, "I've been home since I graduated in December 2009." They are usually pretty red-faced. Especially if we just had the same interchange the Sunday before.

This is going to be complicated by my returning to school next month for a different degree. :p