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nittanyalum 02-13-2008 12:08 AM

Chuck redefines "sorority pants"
 
Because Chuck doesn't do the plain black pants thing. Chuck is all action. Chuck can't be bound!
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger...onJeans400.jpg

RushLeader08 02-13-2008 05:57 PM

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!:p
i love chuck norris and metal deltas could be sharp weapons!

1908Revelations 02-14-2008 03:29 PM

Found this in a FB group...enjoy
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/phot...11492_3086.jpg

ktbug10474 02-17-2008 10:00 PM

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...norris-cat.jpg

wsuTriDelt 02-18-2008 01:14 AM

I just got an account...where is the Tri Delta forum...I can't seem to find one!
DL :]

KappaKittyCat 02-25-2008 05:11 PM

I just saw a coworker in an shirt that says, "After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up... Chuck throws down!"

Thetagirl218 03-19-2008 04:43 PM

So I was totally bored last night and read this entire thread and I am sooo hooked!!!!

I am very sad that Chuck did not join the great ladies of Kappa Alpha Theta. I like to think of him as the all Great Panhellenic Protector!!!

I want more Chuck stories!!!! :)

tld221 03-23-2008 04:15 PM

omg how did i miss that one!!

yay for Tri Delta, though that was quite a twist.

DDDlady 05-16-2008 03:06 AM

Welcome to the Delta Force Chuck!

Lol. This is one of the funniest things I have read in quite some time. Thanks for the story, and could I solicit a continuation of the story? Say your new member period?

LucyKKG 05-16-2008 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDDlady (Post 1652506)
Thanks for the story, and could I solicit a continuation of the story? Say your new member period?

It's definitely time!

blackngoldengrl 05-19-2008 06:28 PM

After being gone from GC for a while, reading this was just...fantastic! :)

alum 06-08-2008 12:05 PM

http://chotchkies.flair.nliven.com/f...a8fff23ca5.jpg

LucyKKG 06-08-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alum (Post 1664876)

Hahahaha omg!

gee_ess 06-08-2008 09:26 PM

^^^^Have you read the thread?

SthrnZeta 06-14-2008 04:40 AM

I'm assuming that is a piece of flair from FB...? I must have it on my wall!

alum 06-14-2008 06:50 AM

It is...

catiebug 09-16-2008 11:13 PM

<<bump>>

I'd like to know how Chuck did on the "other side of recruitment."

disasterscookie 09-17-2008 12:00 AM

Love the thread.
But the ending kind of came out of no where...
Hmm.

OneTimeSBX 09-17-2008 12:04 AM

so glad someone bumped this thread! when it got posted in Feb i was out of work on "extended" maternity leave and missed it!! un-freaking-believable!!!

gee_ess 09-17-2008 08:35 AM

Yes, Chuck come back! How was it on the "inside"?

ASTalumna06 09-17-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1597185)
An update from this morning's Chucktastic recruitment adventure...

Round 3: Philanthropy

Chuck has been learning a lot on GC about being panhellenicky. Therefore, Chuck decided to incorporate panhellenic spirit into his morning routine. First, his choice of wardrobe: Chuck wore old blue jeans, an ivy-green shirt, olive-green boots, bronze spurs, and a pearl-studded crimson belt affixed by a gold lion belt buckle. Chuck finished the look with a straw cowboy hat. Underneath, Chuck sported his usual white briefs, and after the clown scare yesterday, Chuck equipped himself with an anchor-shaped death star tucked into his secret ammo pouch.

Green and gold, pearls, with an anchor-shaped death star? I think that Chuck subconsciously wants to be an AST :)

And yes... Chuck definitely needs to update this and tell us about all of the crazy PNMs that he had to lay the smack down on

gee_ess 09-17-2008 12:18 PM

Or, I would love it if Chuck would serve a stint as a recruitment advisor! Ah, the things Chuck could do to those overzealous alums, the heli moms, not to mention what smackdown opportunities he would have during the drama of the voting sessions!

Bring it on, Chuck!

honeychile 09-17-2008 12:45 PM

Don't you think Chuck Norris would make the perfect Recruitment Chairman? Heaven help the PNMs who didn't toe the line - he'd put new meaning into "not making the cut"!

SOPi_Jawbreaker 09-17-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeychile (Post 1719232)
Don't you think Chuck Norris would make the perfect Recruitment Chairman? Heaven help the PNMs who didn't toe the line - he'd put new meaning into "not making the cut"!

I'd love to hear about the lengths he's go to to keep his sorority from gettin rush infractions...frisking PNMs as they're leaving...roundhouse-kicking some poor PNM that inadvertantly tried to walk out of a party with a napkin.

gee_ess 09-17-2008 02:36 PM

I would love to be a fly on the wall for Chuck's recruitment workshops: I can only imagine what he would suggest as ice breakers and conversation topics!

barbino 09-17-2008 08:02 PM

I'd like to hear about Chuck as the Tri-Delt chapter's Rush Chairman. I'd also like to hear about Mike Huckabee and his wife as sorority houseparents.

Mainly, I'd just like to hear more about/from Chuck!:)

Chuck Norris --- Roundhouse kicking some sense into PNMs all over the country.

libelle 09-17-2008 09:53 PM

house parents
 
[quote=barbino;1719434]I'd also like to hear about Mike Huckabee and his wife as sorority houseparents.


That is too funny ... :p

catiebug 09-17-2008 10:01 PM

I'd like to know what Tri Delta's rush, I mean recruitment, slogan is and if Chuck had a say in it.

I think Chuck during MS would be mighty interesting...
:cool:

Jimmy Choo 09-17-2008 11:14 PM

I need to be entertained so I am begging Chuck to come back!!!

gee_ess 09-18-2008 08:35 AM

I am pretty sure Chuck probably did well on the inside of recruitment. After all, he already has the all black outfit for pref night and he was probably very persuasive when talking to pnms. Although I bet the spurs on his boots were a problem when kneeling in front of pnms for conversations, and I imagine he had a difficult time contolling his super black belt rage with any pnm who professed their devotion to Obama.

Okay, I admit, I re-read the thread for fun last night and am totally into Chuck. Maybe Chuck is off campaigning for McCain and doesn't have time for GC.

barbino 09-21-2008 02:49 PM

Chuck is now standing right behind Sarah Palin, guarding her like he did with Mike Huckabee. He is always dressed in black, and he wears his spurs so that anyone who messes with her also has to mess with him.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with Chuck (or Texas).
Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.

33girl 09-22-2008 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barbino (Post 1721099)
Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.

Please, someone, Photoshop this.

Benzgirl 09-22-2008 09:50 AM

We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck

gee_ess 09-22-2008 09:51 AM

Chuck does not get photo-shopped! Chuck does his own photo-chopping. (A Chuck reaction to the situation when a PNM looks nothing like the photo she submitted on her application or what happens when Sarah Palin is presented in a less than positive light in any Obama ads)

hoosierlover78 09-22-2008 12:50 PM

This is by far the most entertaining thread on GC. Somebody PLEASE photoshop!!

Scully 09-22-2008 01:05 PM

Per your request....

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...nebo/Chuck.jpg

hoosierlover78 09-22-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scully (Post 1721532)

YES!!! Seriously, this makes my day.

agzg 09-22-2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scully (Post 1721532)

Scully FTW!

Football Fan 09-22-2008 06:24 PM

Scully,
LOL
Fan

Jimmy Choo 09-22-2008 07:34 PM

Whatever GC'er is behind Chuck they need to make a reappearance!


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