Wow, how sisterly! :o

This bears repeating.

Hey! I'm Officer Marquise and I patrol front street. U can put ppl and ur business out here 24/7/365. Just make sure u use hefty bags and keep it all in nice piles.:D

CTHU @ hefty bags. :p
I do have my reasons for making that comment though.

^^Would you be willing to tell us those reasons? Just curious.

*Stretching out two fingers*

To My Neighbors who keep me awake at night:

"Till y'all do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!"

Sincerely yours,

Your increasingly angry neighbor:mad:

I'll refrain for now. The situation had already been addressed a few posts ago anyway.

To AJ-

I cannot continue to be the primary bread winner. Please find your man-sacks and reclaim your place as the head of our household.

Lovingly-
KST

2 the muth%^&&* @$$ stupid $hit faced swamp donkey who slashed my tires:

Ok so you hate me. Is that cause to be up waiting for me to get home (I got home at 3am that night) just so you could slash my tires. I didn't do nothing to you or anybody that would merit the damaging my property. That was my sis's car, not mine you dumb f#&K. You know what my beef is. I know who you are and I know that I didn't have anything to do with your reasons for stabbing my GoodYears. You hate my sister, but your @$$ knows she's not in the country and I'm driving her car. It was parked in front of my house not hers. I wish I could trade my Y chromosome for 15 minutes so I could whip ur @$$, ya beat down, done in, expired, wall-less, shaved pigeon looking, gator grilled, foot draggin', BO smellin', throwback, hoodrat, coon baby! *** adjusting Nupe T-Shirt*** But I'm a gentleman and a scholar. So I will carry on and ignor you. Like you ex-husband is doing. And if you so much as lay a finger on my sister or her car again. I will set the devil himself after you, b!@tch!!!

I'm sorry about your car Marquise. People really need to get a life.:(

Marquise, did you at least file a police report?

to my co-worker,

your laughter is like nails on a chalkboard. stop all that damn snigglin and gigglin. you laugh at damn near everything and the isht don't even be that funny yet you're doubled over in laughter. and then you have the nerve to have them big azz teeth, looking like mr. ed's aunt. learn to be yourself! you're new but you'll learn.

To them country BAMAS that were in the club last night:

Nobody cares that you got a tatoo going across your chest that says, "M.O.B." We also don't care to know that it stands for "Money Over Biatches". What possessed y'all to go around the club yelling that to anybody who looked at you? I should sue all of you for 1) false advertisement--cause y'all lack both, and 2)showing those tarnished gold teeth. Why would you spend money on gold teeth(been outdated for about four years now) and you already looked like you chewed on a box of rocks. Go figure.:rolleyes:

:o CHILL OUT!!

I did. But they said if I didn't see her do it, than there's nothing they can do.

What are the police good for again?

:mad: To the niglets that broke in my vehicle and stole from me:

Luckily for you I only come there during times like the weekend you committed the crime - a funeral. I've gotten wind that u are brave enough to roam the streets in my shoes that fit you like a clown. Homeboi, it is quite evident that ya @$$ is suspect when yo 5'8 stature is tow up from the top of your nappy head rockin dat durag wit money on it(so oxymoronik), down to the rest of tha rainbow leading to ya ankle which is adorned with a "unremoveable bracelet;" thus explainin why u only go as far as the adjacent street. Then on ya feet ya floppin around in a brand new pair of red and white size 11's that you obviously can't afford. That's an automatic red flag!

And to your accomplice whom you ratted out:
That bag of clippers had at least $500 worth of equipment in it. More importantly, that was my hustle and my way to stay fresh to def. Now I gotta go to the barbershop.:mad: Its been more than two months and I still get calls EVERYDAY from clients and potential clients wantin a cut. Now i'm assumin u sold em...if not, u need to hook ya boy up cuz that durag is unable to conceal the protrusion of his naps.

Oh and concernin that pair of j's, i ain really trippin except for the fact that i'm a hoopa and u kats ain worthy of touchin my kicks. Needless to say I got plenty mo' kuz i am a "hoopa". KNOWMTALMBOUT
Now those Timb's...:mad: I had only worn them twice. They were perfect. "Red and Cream" I havent found anotha pair yet. PUNKS

That other bag u imbeciles took contained all my school materials. I have no idea what u gon do wit dat kuz that 6th grade education ain gon understand 'electrical circuits' nor 'physics'. I hope u put tha Bible u found in there to good use some kinda way tho...ya d@mned heathens.

My point is that if M.O.B. is your theme, then why do we all need to see it and you feel the need to yell it at all the women in the club who would not talk to you when you flashed your tattoos and called them "Biatches". If your them is M.O.B. then I would hope you have one of the two to validate the tattoo!:rolleyes:

I agree 100. I was co-signin.

^^^^ I stand corrected.

Is that what M.O.B. stands for? ;) :D

I can't say that is what the music group's acronym stands for, but that is what the dudes in the club where reppin'. I have heard in referring to such in other rap songs though.

2 the Pembroke Pines Police:
Thank you for taking 2 hours of my life. I pulled over to get my earpiece that had fallen out of my car. I guess that was probable cause to call for 3 units for back up. You had to trick me out of my car (we just want to speak to you) and then force me in the back of a police car. After running my information you all could not find anything to hold me for. No apologies??? That's ok. I know what DWB is. My only words to you all. I"LL SEE Y'ALL IN COURT!!!

say it aint so! damn...

To My Landlord:

I don't care that summer is almost over! You need to get somebody over here AGAIN to fix my air conditioning! I am really tired of this bullish! If I wanted uncertainty about air conditioning, I would pay less rent and live in the projects! But whass gonna happen is i'mma go project on that azz. Get this: NO AIR, NO RENT and thas my word!:mad:

You know!!! Not in the decades most blazing heat wave.

And you know how "WE" get when we got hot! I hate to perspire for no reason!

To a certain Kappa on here: Even as a pure, fine, and Christlike woman myself, I find your women standards very IRREALISTIC!!! :eek:

So um, ShamikaT......
 

Shamika,

May I offer you some advice? Like to hear it...here it go: You may need to step ya game up, because what you won't do, somebody else will.

How did I miss this last night?

Ahem, *cough* heffa *cough*, I aiiiin't even into him. Thanks for puttin' words into my mouth. I was commenting that this dude's standards for women are a little to high.

They ain't willin' to "dumb down"? Whateva, a man who ain't willin' to dumb down for me ain't worth my time. It's my role to be a little flaky. :confused: The only reason why I'm going to college is to marry a rich man. Thinking is for ugly women. :)

Heffa, I ain't talking about KAPPAtivating, I was talking about KAY10, or whatever his name is.

yeah.....sure you arent

yeah.....sure you arent


Shamallly Pock luvs Kappas

TO DA GURL WHO SHOWS WAY TO MUCH P.D.A-GET A ROOM!..NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOU BF..A SHORT KISS IS COOL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE..BUT FA ONCE CAN I COME OUT OF ART AND NOT SEE YA'LL BURNIN CLOTHES IN THE HALL..UGH..

TO BUSH-WHAT R U THINKING? CANT U SEE DAT THE SOLDIERS ARE DYING..THEY NEED TO BE HOME..

TO ALL MY HATERS-GET A LIFE..YOU SAY YOU HAVE ONE BUT YOU WORRIED ABOUT MY EVERY MOVE..YALL SAY MY NAME MORE THAN MIKE JONES SAY HIS..UGH...DONT HATE ME CUZ YOU AINT ME..HATE ME CUZ YOU WILL NEVA EVA BE ME..THANX FA MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YALL WORLD..

TO DA NEIGHBORS-GO TO SLEEP..WHEN YALL GET UP AT 5 IN THE MORNIN..DO SO QUIETLY..I STILL GOT AN HOUR OF SLEEP I COULD BE GETTIN..

Quit complaining!!! Most people at work

Quit trying to get over!! some greedy people i know

One monkey don't stop no show!! Those who are getting ready to retire and are just nagging everyday about how bad the state will be when they leave.

You all are nothing but a bunch of whiners that enjoy being victims. I'm about to fire the whole lot of ya and replace you with folx who appreciate working for this agency.

Oh, and I bet if I hire some women and men of color to work with our youth of color, all of you White women will shake in your shoes.

(My agency has one White male, all of the rest are White females who resent the fact that "one of their own" didn't get my job as executive director.)