LOL! She said OOKAGILLION:p



:eek: LOL!:D camp flashback

Little boy I do not care if you think your other teachers are old and ugly!! Please do no try to walk me to my car again, stop tellin your friends that I am your boo, and stop looking at me like you have X-ray vision! You are 15 and you should probably be hanging out with my little brother. Stop calling me Ms. Pretty! I would write you up, but the admins suck ass!

LMAO. Lil boys play too much!

I don't like you. You smell like shit and you dress like you just walked out of a Duran Duran video from the 80's. You're a creep and you are definitely NOT Don Johnson.

I cannot believe you actually dropped an F-bomb in a WORK RELATED EMAIL to my WORK EMAIL ADDRESS because we both know how secure work email is. Are you for real? Are you trying to get fired? Are you setting me up? Is this a joke?

Someone who understands!!!! I was commiserating with a BN employee at a store I was visiting allll the way on the other side of the country, and she said SHE gets "the book I need is blue" customers all the time, too! Is every book with a hard to remember title, blue??? lol



Btw, I'm so awesome, I actually found it for her....it's called "Something Blue" :rolleyes:

That is awesome:D That was a really good book too.
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I feel like I'm trapped in a really bad after school special. I thought we were all grown-ups here. Instead,I feel like you all are ganging up on me. Tuesday was the last straw. All this could have been solved if you had just told me that the plans had been changed. Instead you did what you wanted and then had the nerve to be surprised that I got upset. Yeah, you're right when you said that it seems like I'm there,but not there. I'm tired of all the fricking drama.

You've got to be kidding me-- I am being moved out of my office into a cube! This is complete BS!!! And on top of that, you were afraid to tell me- come on, seriously? You were afraid?
Yes I sat there and said ok, but you better believe I am pissed! I get we need office space, but stick the new person in a cube- dont stick me in the cube where the temps sit! But thank you mr manager for letting me pick which effing desk I want!
Oh and one more thing mr manager, i know we have a rule against ipods in the office- dont think those earbuds wont be continually stuck in my ears. But then again, Im guessing you wont say anything given how you are scared to approach me!

About 6 times a day I want to yell, "Would. You. Please. Stop. Putting. Paper. In. Trays. Two. And. Three! How many times do I have to tell you that anytime you put paper in any other trays besides 4, the printer jams and *I* have to fix it? What is it about that do you not understand? Yes, I know it runs out of paper faster with only one drawer filled, but guess what? I'm the one who usually deals with it, and even if I don't, it sure isn't YOU so stop it!"

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Yes, your friend's girlfriend was immature and crazy for calling you up and bitching you out for talking to her boyfriend. However, it is quite unnecessary for you to then proceed to call ALL your friends during work hours to tell them this story. Maybe it's interesting to them because it's the first time they've heard it. However being in the cubicle next to you, I've had to hear this story literally a dozen times between Thursday and Friday, because someone doesn't understand the concept of indoor voices. I keep having to turn my music up louder and louder, but short of blasting out my eardrums, I don't think I'm going to be able to drown out your loud-ass Harpy voice.

You suck.

I know I'm working in a mental health facility, but this is ridiculous. You're gonna do your physical therapy and telling me you're scared of the basketball hoop won't get you out of it.

Take your ass back to training and beg them to teach you what you were supposed to learn in the last month!

Really? You're a teacher? Seriously? The state of California actually gave you a teaching credential?
Please let me know what school you will be at in the future so that I can damn well be sure NEVER to place any relatives of mine there.

Hey Boss Lady: STFU!

(Damn, I have the urge to say that A LOT)

At my old job:

We are not machines. You can't just tell us to work whenever you need us to work. Even if you're paying us extra. We have lives outside of the office. Oh, and even if we WERE machines, we could crash.

I thought we were a lot more mature then the 2yr olds we teach. But unfortunately our environment is a big old high school clique. Today just reinforoced what my role is. If you want her to have my job,she can have it. I'm done. Finished. Stick a fork in me. I thought I could stick it out till May 25th,but I'm rolling out on you binches April 27th.

Just because we are teachers and underpaid does not mean you need to dress like a slob in jeans everyday! Jeans are ok on dress down Fridays or special events, but a little professionalism goes a long way!

Quit acting like a stupid leech and do your damn job!

Boy, if you don't go to bed before your mom gets home!!! And what are you doing up there, GET DOWN!! :mad:If it were't for the fact that babysitting money doesn't get taxed...

How about "Go f*ck yourself!"

:cool: Mr. Man....you are still oh so sexy grrrrr! You make me wanna......

oh...my...did I say that out loud!

I'm glad there's not a mental Nanny-cam, because I was sure whooping that child's behind in my mind for all 6 hours I was watching him. :cool:

Just add antifreeze to your dog's water and that should help.:mad:

He won't snap at me anymore.

Mr. Light skinned green eyed customer, you are very SEXY and I thank you for the privelege of bagging your deli items and touching your hand. Please ~ Do come through MY LINE again.

New manager ~ I ABHOR pushing carts. It is NOT a good look for me. It is not at all cute. Please don't ask me to do it again. It's not like I'm good at it. If I break one of my pretty nails, I will be very pissed.

*This job is a perfect example of why I should get a college education. I can't wait til August when I can just throw up two fingers and scream "Deuces!"*

You piss me off.

You're both greedy asshats.

Mr. English Teacher: Why are you jumping all over me because Aldolfo doesn't complete his work for your class? He completes his work for me. I'm not responsible for your classroom problems. Kiss my farm boy a**.

This place is the laughing stock of the industry in this city - even with another firm run by a cokehead banging his 2nd in command.

You're so perfect? Then you do it.


I'll just sit back and laugh when you fail.

It must be nice to spend the last three hours of your shift chatting on your cell phone and still have management think you're a dedicated worker!

most people only actually do about 4 hours of work each day

i just worked for 4 hours straight

can i go home now?

Is it bad that I've spent more time at work today preparing for my interview tomorrow morning than actual company work?

This sounds like the lady that sits in the cubicle next to me. I think she may have found a new job. Please, please, please, let me not have to put up with her for much longer.

I like "The Godfather" as much as the next person. But I'm sick and tired of having to listen to you humming the theme, off key, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Seriously. Learn some new songs, and try humming them in key.

The fact that I've probably spent 70% of my life the past two weeks looking for a job (including when I'm at my current job) should tell you how much you suck. I don't think I should have to put "uniforms" in the memo of the Rental UNIFORM bill that's in the UNIFORM account for any idiot to be able to figure out that the bill is for UNIFORMS. FTS. Oh, and if you think I'm writing two seperate check to the same company at the same time to divide between uniforms and mat rentals - when they bill us together, you're F#$%@ing psycho. That is all.

To the supervisors: DUH!
To some of the coworkers: Mind your own buisness and stop acting like a child!
I actually do have harsh things to say but I'll refrain and be nice and just say the above.

Today you finally decide to tell me you're pregnant!?! Not only that but you are 7 months pregnant (aside: she works from home so I don't see her often). Why didn't you see fit to tell me this last week when I asked you to take on more work, and you readily agreed? Now I have to take all the work back and hire and train someone else.

if i transferred you to their office, and they didnt pick up, that means THEY WERENT THERE. and NO i wont take a message, thats what they have voicemail for.

Stop bringing your "advocate" in here to whine for you.

There are 9 days left in school. If you roll your eyes at me one more time in those 9 days, I will break my foot off in your ass. I am willing to give up my teaching certificate to do it.