Ok, so dudes be out on the farm now making like they at Magic City or something! :confused:
I can just picture them talking bout "Dawg that fine azz hen over there is phat to death." "Look how she "poppin" those feathers of hers."

I mean what kind of foreplay can a man have with a chicken? Does Patti Purdue give him a lap dance first or what?:rolleyes:

I see Dudes have taken this chickenhead business way too far.:(

WHERE IS PETA WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!! LATER FOR FUR, ITS CHICKENS BEING RAPED OUT HERE!:eek:

they lay eggs, don't they?

:D

it's a joke.

Where is NOW when you need them? Why the poor hen had to be killed? Did they think she was going to go around tempting the other men in the village???:p

Would you even eat this hen??..I mean the special sauce from the tenderizer added a certain flavor....:rolleyes: :D

Ugggh! That's probably why they killed the hen because it couldn't be eatne...I guess.

I am mad that he tried to kill his wife. I am laughing because the village admonished him so much he couldn't take it anymore. Can you imagine?

What noises was she investigating? Poor hen.

OMG OMG OMG LMAO @ Patti Purdue and lap dances.

This explains CHOKING the chicken. :o

This gives whole new meaning to COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOO!!!

LMAO!!!! Ya'll are so wronggggggg!

At least you've made my day with the chicken comments! :D

OK.....I'm LMAO!!! CT4, you are too much :D

Okay you have OFFICIALLY arrived on GC after this comment! Welcome! CTFU!!!

Have you been inducted into the handbasket yet? Has TonyB given you the tour? I would, but I save all my handbasket-worthy comments for e-mail, lol.

oh.my.dayums.

no words.


Iota-girl4life - yeah...you have arrived my dear. Welcome to the handbasket and enjoy your ride to hayle. You're in real good company :D. You won't be lonely.

'Ladies Night' Discount Axed in N.J. Bars
 

'Ladies Night' Discount Axed in N.J. Bars

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) -- The state's top civil rights official has ruled that taverns cannot offer discounts to women on "ladies nights," agreeing with a man who claimed such gender-based promotions discriminated against men.

David R. Gillespie said it was not fair for women to get into the Coastline nightclub for free and receive discounted drinks while men paid a $5 cover charge and full price for drinks.

In his ruling Tuesday, J. Frank Vespa-Papaleo, director of the state Division on Civil Rights, rejected arguments by the nightclub that ladies nights were a legitimate promotion. Commercial interests do not override the "important social policy objective of eradicating discrimination," he ruled.


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Re: 'Ladies Night' Discount Axed in N.J. Bars
 

Aww hayle naw - they betta not bring that mess up to NYC!!!! :mad: :mad:

damnn
 

He couldn't pay 5 dollas???:rolleyes: Damn thats sad

Japan Eyes Internet in Probe of School Killing
 

By George Nishiyama, Reuters

TOKYO (June 3) - Japanese media have turned their focus to the Internet in the shocking killing of a 12-year-old girl by her classmate this week, as trouble over messages posted on a Web site emerged as a possible motive.

The 11-year-old girl who killed Satomi Mitarai by slashing her throat at their primary school in southern Japan on Tuesday told police she killed her friend because she was angry about a message posted on a Web site, newspapers said.


http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/arti...09990003<br />

Re: Japan Eyes Internet in Probe of School Killing
 

I only read what you posted but MY GOODNESS!!! :eek:

Why is this guy BLACK?
 

http://www.courttv.com/news/2004/0604/molestation.html

Dozens of women have sued a gynecologist, saying he performed unnecessary and painful surgeries, molested them and in some cases raped them in the exam room.

In 44 lawsuits, former patients say Dr. Charles Momah fondled their breasts and genitals, and frequently penetrated them with a vaginal ultrasound probe that gynecologists rarely use.

Momah, 47, grew up in Nigeria and trained there and in Canada. In 1993, after working in New York and Georgia, Momah moved to Washington state and opened clinics in two Seattle suburbs.

The women allege he used his size -- 6 feet, 2 inches and more than 300 pounds -- to intimidate them.

:mad:
http://www.komotv.com/news/images/charles_momah.jpg

That is crazy!:eek: Someone should have came forward alot sooner then they did so so many people wouldn't have had so deal with that. All in all it's still fu@ked up. That is why some people are afraid to go to the doctor.

:mad: :( :mad: :(

Dr. Pervert is what I call him. It reminds me of the doctor in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. I prefer women doctors but they could do the same thing this doctor did. If something does not feel right with any doctor, don't sit in silence. :(

I saw a male gyno for the first time last week (always saw females in the past) and I know that it is his policy that there MUST be a female nurse in the exam room. That made me relax a bit, and I think that I will ask for it in the future, if I ever see a different male doctor.

That'a a very good policy to have because even if he was a doctor on the up and up, there are many people in our world who are looking to get rich quick off of any and everything.

Its a good way to protect themselves and the patient! I have a male GYN and he also does this.

All of my male doctors have always had that policy. It is a very good way to protect the patient as well as the physician.

HANOI (Reuters) - Vietnam Airlines has banned a woman from flying on its planes after she attacked an attendant who tried to stop her from repeatedly using a mobile phone during a domestic flight last month.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...etnam_phone_dc

This has just got to stop!!! Read the article to see what he contaminated the food with. YUUUUUUUUUCK.

Ex-cook is charged with tainting food

A former night-shift cook at the Denny's restaurant on Illinois Route 3 in Waterloo has been charged with aggravated battery after being accused of contaminating food and watching customers eat it, authorities said Thursday.

----- skipped to what i thought was important -----

On both occasions, Lindhorst targeted "people that he didn't like, for one reason or another," Sweet said. One was a woman in her early 40s. The other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket.

That is digusting!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :mad:

Ok, now I will be unable to eat honey mustard dressing for a long while. ewwwwwww

I have NEVER liked honey mustard dressing. Trust me, you aren't missing much. A balsamic vinaigrette or Girard's Shiitake Chardonnay are much better options.

Talk About Hitting a New Low ...
 

Boy Who Lost Foul Ball to Man Gets Gifts

ARLINGTON, Texas - A 4-year-old boy who lost a foul ball to a not-so-grown-up adult is getting a windfall worthy of a game-winning home run hitter.

A man sitting behind Nick O'Brien at a Texas Rangers baseball game Sunday knocked the boy against the seats as he dived to get a foul ball. Fans started chanting "Give him the ball!" but the man wouldn't give it up.

"I couldn't believe someone would do something like that to a 4-year-old boy," said Nick's mother, Edie O'Brien.

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Dude was straight up wrong!

Re: Talk About Hitting a New Low ...
 

He was, and he's an f-ing loser. And to think, he's a youth minister! I wouldn't want somebody like that preaching to my kids.
:mad:

/hijack

I love Balsamic, but I like honey mustard on my sandwiches.

Re: Re: Talk About Hitting a New Low ...
 

he's a real youth minister? oh wow.

Hell Hath No Fury ...
 

KIDNAP HORROR

Boy, 11, is snatched, choked, beaten, nearly killed by dad's crazed ex: cops

Thursday, June 17, 2004

By Michaelangelo Conte

Journal staff writer
An 11-year-old Jersey City boy was left bleeding, bruised, naked and in shock after suffering horrendous trauma at the hands of his father's ex-girlfriend, who allegedly signed him out of school and turned her basement into a nightmare of torture, officials said.

When the boy was found in a basement boiler-room closet in the Union Street home of Gloria Sumter, 44, the blood vessels in both his eyes were ruptured, he had cuts on his legs that would require stitches, and a contusion above his eye, police said.

Sumter was arrested yesterday and charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, endangering the welfare of a child and endangering an injured victim, Jersey City Police Chief Ronald Buonocore said at a press conference at police headquarters on Erie Street yesterday afternoon.

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Sidebar describing how woman conned school officials into letting her sign the boy out of school

mann
 

If I was that boys mama I would whoop her natural black azz!!!!

I'll say a prayer for the evil wench!

A prayer that she gets exactly what she deserves and BIG Bladey Mae and all them nice lil jail house bully women show her a g'ole time!

Re: mann
 

I read both articles and did not detect race.

Re: Hell Hath No Fury ...
 

o.k. cause i was gonna ask how she (not a blood relative or legal guardian) got him out of school. I can't even get my neice out!

Re: Re: mann
 

Unfortunately, Monique is right. I read the print version of The Jersey Journal and the accused's mug shot was on the front page. Edited to add: News 12 NJ posted it here.

The principal of the charter school the boy attends is also black.

Re: Re: Re: mann
 

DAMMIT!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMIT!!!! WTF is wrong with her??!!?!?!!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I read the other article and she has kids and was sitting on the porch kicking it with neighbors while that boy wsa locked in a closet!!!! :mad:

Even though I would have been a highly pissed mother through the whole ordeal, I think the fact she only said sorry would have mad me go straight psycho on her in the back of the squad car.

I, too was wondering how she got permission to pick him up with just a sob story. To pick up my little cousin, we have to be on the list with a form of identification to get him.

It's sad that boy is going to need major counseling.

Re: mann
 

I TOTALLY AGREE!!!! THE COPS WOULD HAVE TO PULL MY FOOT OUT OF HER BEHIND.....THIS REALLY MAKES ME MAD!!!!!!!! DING DANG IT!!!

Woman Arrested After Biting Off Part Of Boyfriend's Tongue

POSTED: 7:07 am EDT June 17, 2004

ST. PAUL. Minn. -- A goodnight kiss turned into a man's nightmare when his girlfriend bit off part of his tongue.

The 43-year-old woman told police she became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed -- and her reflex was to bite down.


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