LMBO...let me tell you this story (this is what I call Love).
I was at Patricks house for the first time, and I was really, really gassy. I don't know WHAT it was but I was sneaking 'em out left and right. Anyway, I don't know what happened this time, but it came out it wasn't loud, but it was audible, and Patrick just looked at me like :eek:. So his brother Tim and his girlfriend were looking like :o and Patrick said, "Oh my bad ya'll...I ain't mean to let that out!" I could have kissed him. We almost died laughing when Tim kept going on and on, "DAWG you stank Mofo, that 'crap' ain't funny...yadda yadda" ROTFL @ the thought!

Have you ever just got out of the bathroom stinking it up and your beau decides he wants to stop by? Why do they always need to use the restroom at times like this? LOL

NO, but I have just blown it up and my friends will decide to come by! I hate that!! Your story was off the chain, by the way 1Savvydiva!

Question: Have you ever forgotten to flush the toilet after a bowel movement and someone goes in after you? If so, what was their reaction?!

I really don't even have a take on this but this is the FUNNIEST post I think I have ever read. I'm sitting here with my eyes watering...

nice story, though. to borrow the hood phrase: now das some love for your a**?....never mind :)

Danggggg where have these questions gone??? lol... Ans: No, I guess a benefit of living alone!


Have you ever had a friend/family member knock at your door and you pretended not to be home? (Who & Why did you try to hide out)

[hijack]Delph998 & TonyB06, I had to pick up the phone and call my sweetie and ask if he remembered that! We just finished laughing so hard...that has to be one of the funniest things that we've ever experienced.
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Sorry for getting too descriptive with my questions!! Um yeah! I've done that several times. I always try to hide out from people. There's a video camera downstairs so people can see who's down there, so when people buzz me, I turn on the TV, see who it is, and determine if I want to let them in or not. I hide out because sometimes I just don't wanna be bothered.

Question: have you ever forgotten to put on deoderant?

Yup.

Like twice in my life. Luckily I am neither a hairy nor stinky person. I just dropped into the pharmacy and picked some up before I got to work/school.

No drama!


Have you ever caught a significant other having a "good time" solo?

Wait a minute, I neither confirmed nor denied said action. lol

Have you ever passed gas in an *intimate* situation?
I can say that I have not.

lol at 1sd, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

Yup , I guess it was more or less my fault so I said "don't stop because of me."

Have you ever had ashy ankles or a not so fresh pedicure and wore sandles by accident?

oooh wee yes! This happened last year. I had on my long denim skirt and I use lotion, but when it gets a little chillier, my skin dry out. Well, I went to a Delta function, and my sawrahs dissed me sooo bad. they said they thought i had on white stockins! I felt soooo shamed! So yeah, that has happened to me. now I only use baby oil!

question: have you ever sneezed and accidently blown snot in public? That's happened to me and i was very embarrassed!

Yes, thankfully I had fast reflexes!


**getting away from gross stuff**

Have you ever been on TV, COPS does not count? :p

yeah, when i was in high school there was a big mess concerning the superintendant of the school district and they ycame to my school and got footage of us discussing it in a student senate meeting and i was on the news sharing my views.

when was the last time you got into a physical altercation and what was it about?

Summer AFTER 9th grade, on a FRIDAY, after 4th of July. . .She said/she said or LIES that TOMEKA told. . . :p



Have you ever got your butt kicked in a fight?!?!?!!? :o

Hell to the naw!

Have you ever thown objects at someone? (forks, shoes, eyeglasses, rocks, etc.)

Yes. I have a little bit of a violent streak and am good for throwing whatever is handy. (Shoes, utensils, magazines, pillows, etc.)


Have you ever been in a serious car accident?

Thank God..knock on wood NO, although I have been rear-ended once and rear-ended someone once....


Have you ever sued someone?:p

Yep, brat's daycare when she was smaller. They took them on a trip for bumper bowling and the new crew the owner hired wasn't watching the kids properly and she got her hand caught in the ball return. It did some serious damage to her hand!:mad:


Have you ever loved someone so much that when they call or walk in the room you get butterflies and your knees get weak? Are you still with them?

I have had those feelings before, but I would NOT call the feeling it was attached to love. If that was love I want no part of it. I will call it "young fake feelings of affection and infatuation and a HEALTHY serving of lust" instead thanks. Obviously I am not with this individual, lol.

Have you had a first love? Are you still together?

LOL
 

- Yes I have had a first love.Unfourtnately,we are no longer together:(


You walk into your bedroom and find your boyfriend getting it on with your best friend,what do you do?

Get that GAT!!! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/fal.gif

Have you ever sneaked and scratched your little sister in public?

Absolutely not.

Have you ever been all into foreplay and then found out dude was "short?" *snickering* How did you react? Did y'all still do the do?

mannnnnnnnn YES, and boy I was PISSED!! They should have chit like that pasted on their faces!! Hell naw we didn't do the do cause I coulda done better by myself!

Have you ever had someone hint around to you about giving them special attention *:eek: *? If so what did you do?

told him that i know sometimes things get "hard" but you gotta "keep your head up."

do you have "one that got away?"

hummmm
 

Does Chris Webber count if I never met him??? lol

One was 'thrown away' I later regretted we reunited but it just wasn't the same....



If there was one crime you could get away with what would it be?:cool:

Re: hummmm
 

Robbing a bank.

Have you ever gotten into a fight at a sporting event (children or adult)?

Verbal fights, I am ashamed to admit it that I have. But physical fights,
 

absolutely not. I am too cute to break my nails and too cute to break a sweat :D

Have you ever picked your nose in public?

Ummm no.

Have you ever dozed off behind the wheel?

Yes, coming back from New Orleans one year after Mardi Gras (I still don't remember coming through Gonzales:confused: )

Have you ever went out of your way to hurt another persons feelings?

No, but being that I am a Sagittarius I do tend to say the first thing out of my mouth. :o So I have hurt some people's feelings without meaning to.

Have YOU ever gone through GC withdrawl? :D :cool:

yeah, today when, for some reason, i couldn't access the site

which one would you "do": big boi or andre 3000?

Don't clown me but Andre. He looks like he would be gentle. :cool: Plus after seeing Big Boi's Boom Boom room :o

Have you ever wanted to go on Road Rules or the Real World?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Have you ever left the house forgetting your shirt or shoes?

Yep, when I am on my way to the gym and need the extra change, I have been known to forget the t-shirt.

Have you ever spent an entire workday surfing the net, punctuated by freak moments of actually working?

Oh my goodness, more times that I care to admit, especially when I was at my last job!

Have you ever bought an outfit/shoes with plans to wear it and take it back the next day? What was it? Did you do it?

Yes, I think it was a dress for a wedding. It was pretty long ago.

Have you ever fell out of your bed...in your adult life?

hijack!
 

You mean like now????

*end of hijack*

Yep and the great thing about a big butt is that it gives ya cushion:D My boyfriend at the time was asking me to move over just after an argument and me being the smart ass that I am and having lots of attitude said "No problem, I don't wanna be around yo azz anyway!" and scooted my butt clean over to the floor. I lost lots of cool points with that one!

Have you ever had the dream that you were falling and you jumped up before you actually fell?

No, thank God.

Speaking of butts, have you ever tried to stuff your butt in something you know was to small but you wore it anyways?

LOL!

Well I have tried to squeeze into something, but if it was too small I just let it go man....better to find another outfit than to go outside looking wrecked!

What is the most expensive item in your closet? Barring wedding dresses and winter coats, have you ever spent more than 200 dollars on ONE item of clothing?

Does clothing that USED to cost that amount count? (Can we say Outlet malls :D ) If not, then nope, although I do have handbags that cost over $200 though.


If you could be another ethnicity for a week, would you and which one?