My Maury ep this morning was aorexia girl.

I wanna pimp slap the KRAPPA who called me this morning and woke me up. Then complained that I was sleep @ 9:05, NEGRO, I ain't got nooooooo job, mayuuuuuuuuun. :p :o

Familiarity truly breeds contempt.

J.Ho need a pimp slap!!! I heard on the radio yesterday that since her last video was based on the movie flashdance, she is thinking of doing a remake of the film and playing Alex. :rolleyes:

Now you know, I saw the video for the first time this morning. Actually, it was where she went in for the audition. Anyway, when I saw that part of the video, I thought that she might attempt to remake the movie.

hmmmmmmmmm.....DON'T DO IT....Don't do it! Leave well enough alone.

Speaking of that Maury ep, I felt that everyone on the stage today needed a pimp slap for their behavior. That woman got on my last nerve. You came on the show to find out the truth and you got it!! WTH are you crying about?? I hope to never see her again on Maury. :mad:

*PIMP SLAP* to Amurrrrrrrrrica for VOTING OFF TRENYCE LAST NIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!!?!?!


:mad: :mad: :mad:

The guy who sings the song "Stepdaddy" or "do the stepdaddy" needs to be pimp slapped.

don't get me wrong though it 'tis a funny song. :D

I agree; there's needs to be an east to west pimp slap across the United States for Trenyce and Ruben being voted into bottom group. Coast to coast pimp slap!!

WORD. They play that song so much here. Ew.

I wanna pimp slap Al Sharpton for referencing "Kool-Aid" in his democratic debate last night. OK, some of 'these' folks already think that all we do is drink kool-aid and eat fried chicken and greens (as referenced by that Tiger Woods' Master's comment), and you gonna go and say something like that! You are laughable. (and no I don't think I am blowing it out of proportion :rolleyes: )

Please tell me HOW Rev Al found a way to reference KOOL AID in a presidential debate????

Girl, he was speaking about President Bush's 'supposed' tax breaks saying that yeah "That's like Jim Jones fixing you some Kool-aid, it may taste good, but it will kill you."

i work at starbucks....


pimp slap to the customer who came to order a caramel macchiato and then, while his kids were yelling, begs me for about five min. to slap his children. he was obviously unable to control them but as much as i want to slap you and your kids, i will not lose my job over it.

another pimp slap to the stupid customer who wants a latte with half and half milk, 1 equal sugar, heated to 175 degrees (normal temp is 160) and not a trace of foam. then he makes it a point to lean over the counter and watch me so i wont mess it up. if one little thing is wrong like the milk was heated to 177 or there is a tiny bit a foam or i didnt empty the whole equal packet, i have to make it over again.
i always get these kind of customers, it makes me hate my job.

This is too funny! :D Are you sure it wasn't the dude from Barbershop?

ONE BIG FAT PIMP SLAP TO...
 

Mother Nature, I WANT TO SEE THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!

and another one to the character Cynthia in the Maintenance Man and whom ever else produced/directed the play (I hope it wasn't Michael Baisden). You were nothing like the Cynthia in the book. You were annoying after the first 5min. of the play. Boo you! I have to admit, there may have been one or two parts that made me laugh, but urrrrrgh! You were annoying!

Oooooh. He didn't mean it in a ghetto way then. He was talking about the dude that led the cult into GUYANA and made them drink Kool Aid laced with cyanide to commit mass suicide.

Edited cause clearly Africa and the Caribbean are not interchangable, lol.

A phat pimp slap
 

PS 1.
A pimp slap to the melanin-challenged heifer in the elevator this afternoon. :mad: I get on the elevator the melanin-challenged lady makes the comment that my hair looks very pretty. I say thank you and figure that's the end of it. Ok, why did she then proceed to reach out and grab my hair and started touching/rubbing it ! I look at her like she has lost her mind!. She then says how she has a biracial daughter and she has hair like this too. Umm, ok, number one - why are you touching my ish? I don't know you from Adam!! Number two - are you checking to see if my hair is real? Why is that YOUR business anyway? I just washed my hair last night and now thanks to her, i've got to do it again this evening. Ol' heifer! :mad:

PS 2.

To ABC ( I think) for showing Phat Beach last night on TV.

PS 3. Add another pimp slap for me. My dumb arse sat up and watched it! :p

I was semi-familiar with that...so it really WAS Kool-aid? Girl on every show that I have seen, they have replayed that part umpteen times!

I thought it was Guyana? Wasn't the person Jim Jones??

FeeFee, Guyana it was.

Here's the scoop:

The Jim Jones story (and the conspiracy theories are interesting)

Thank you! I can certainly appreciate that! You ain't nevah lied Rev Al, you ain't nevah lied! LOL like librasoul, I was expecting some half ghetto comment!

I want to pimp slap a bunch of people tonight...this is going to be therapeutic.

I want to pimp slap the drunk man who is sitting out there with his shoes off and his feet propped up on the chair, talking 'bout he caught the ambulance here because he "wants to stop drinking". WTF? :rolleyes:

I want to pimp slap my 'counterparts' in the back for sending another drunk man out here, then on his chart it has the nerve to read "suicidal and homicidal tendencies/ideations". WTH? So he has homicidal tendencies so ya'll just send him out here with me? You know he's going to be pissed off for having to come out to the lobby when he took the ambulance here.

I want to pimp slap ANYONE and EVERYONE who takes the ambulance to the hospital for something non-urgent like "I want to stop drinking" when people actually need one, it takes forever!

I want to pimp slap people who see I am with a patient and come up and stand right behind them, and when I tell them to have a seat and I will be with them, they say..."Well I just have a question". "Well dumbass, I just have a patient...sit yo arse down!" :mad:

I want to pimp slap this raggedy girl who gets back in the back and then calls her boyfriend (who's out in the lobby), on her cell phone and is talking to him. WTF? Beyotch you ain't sick!

I want to pimp slap the drunk barefoot man for coming up here saying my hair looks good, and expecting me to give him some play...and why the hell is it that lately the only compliments I am getting are from drunks/crackheads...:confused:

I want to pimp slap the lady in payroll who got salty with me about giving me my check, she's like..."Well I don't understand why we just couldn't mail it to you, we are really busy at this office. How about next time we just do that, it would be easier on 'all parties involved'." NO....How about next time you get my mickey-frickey check right and then you won't have to see my black arse...how about that? Stankin' *****************:rolleyes:

Hmm, I think that's all, that's about 3 days worth of pimp slaps...I feel much better!

A BIG MONSTER SUPER SIZE pimp slap goes to the customer that called me out my name today.

I don't give a fick how much you paid for your system. I don't give a fick if we are known to have the world's best customer service. I don't give a fick if you are the CEO of XYZ calling. The bottom line is you had a networking issue. Networking issues are not covered under your warrenty. Our advanced os team handles networking issues and they do charge for their services. Their fee is $244.33. Calling me out my name was uncalled for and disrespectful. And hanging up after calling me out my name shows what a coward you are. A real woman would have said what you said to my face. But it was a good thing you hung up when you did. Had you stayed on my line. I would have put you on hold, taken off my letters, and then got back on the phone with you after I had opened a fresh can of whip azz

A huge pimp slap goes to....
The uuugly man at WAlgreens last night who preceded to tell me when I was looking at the makeup in your store, that in your opinion, women shouldn't wear makeup! Who asked you, don't act offended when I tell you that your opnion doesn't matter to me? IMO you shouldn't have a ponytail(and he was black):rolleyes: !
Don't follow me around the store asking me if i need any help, not from you buster!:mad: And, when I come in the next day do not continually speak and refer to me as your friend or I will report your arse to the manager!
Mississippi is going to kill me this summer, I think I'm losing my sweet belle image:p !

I want to pimp slap whoever wrote the song Stepdad.
I want to pimp slap Sprint.
I want to pimp slap the dealer who sold me my car.

edit BY 2D: we cannot see intensified pink. :o LMAO

GIANT Pimp Slap goes to: Steve from Fraternity Life

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LAWD!

WTH is up with him?
He needs to get kicked out real bad!

Also, a huge pimp slap to Nicole for not seeing Tim is PLAYING her. A second pimp slap to Nicole and another to Brooke for saying they were being "hazed" and were "Fatigued":rolleyes:

Are these fools idiots for saying that and for saying it on CAMERA??????????

Extra-strong, 7-foot pimp slap to
 

LAKERS FRONT OFFICE for not improving this team. And now the Prozac Kids, the Suckaishto Queens or Dallas will win the NBA championship.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

A HUGE PIMP SLAP, DOUBLE BACKHAND JACKIE CHAN TYPE PIMP SLAP, NO BETTER YET A DETROIT PIMP SLAP WHOSE HO* SPENT HIS MONEY TO:

THE PEOPLE WHO BROKE IN MY HOUSE A STOLE MY COMPUTER, DVD, RADIO, PLAY STATION, TELEVISION AND VCR THE PAWNED IT IN THEIR OWN NAME!!

THEY GET PIMP SLAPE FOR SEVERLA VIOLATIONS
1. THEY CAME IN MY HOUSE AND VIOLATED MY FAMILY
2. tHEY PREVENTED ME FROM GREEKCHAT
3. THEY WERE DUMB AND RE GOING TO JAIL!


I MISSED GREEKCHAT, I AM AT MY IN LAWS BUT IA MGOING TO CALI TOMMOROW AD CAN REJOIN THE GREEKCHAT VIBE FROM MY MOTHERS COMPPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

HOW DARE THOSE IDIOTS!!! They deserve ALL that comes to them.

:mad: I can't believe that!!! I will get in line to PS them too!

An "I know you didn' talk back to your mother" pimp slap goes to the manager I asked to write me a letter of recommendation, who agreed and had the nerve to say I'm guarded with my emotions and lack interpersonal skills. Thank goodness your stupid @$$ didn't seal the envelope and I got a chance to read what you wrote. The admissions committee will not receive that letter.

You know that I really want to get into that particular business school and if you didn't have anything nice to say about me, you should have declined. YOU HATER!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Never get a shared cellphone plan with your man...
 

I wanna pimp slap my (possibly soon to be ex if he keeps this up) boyfriend!!! He ran our cellphone bill up to $400 last month! I'm trying to be nice and help him out!!! He made and received so many dangon calls that he used up all the included plan minutes and whenever I made a call, it cost me EXTRA!!! Believe me...I have learned my lesson....NEVER AGAIN!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'll be watching cable tv this summer!
 

I'd like to really pimp slap ALL of the network executives who give the GREEN light for all of these REALITY TV Shows! I'd like to PS them into oblivion!

I'd really like to sucker punch the person who approved America's Most Talented Senior (Citizen) that is a **MF** shame! :mad:


:rolleyes:

Re: I'll be watching cable tv this summer!
 

They have added another one -- Last Comic Standing. :rolleyes:

Can I get on the Writer one? CHIT

Re: I'll be watching cable tv this summer!
 

Please tell me you are joking :mad: ........PLEASE???

***waiting to get in the TV exec. Pimp Slap line*****

I had to bring this back up

1. Apartment complex, my air is not working!
2. Tropical Storm Grace, I WAS on my way to the boot (LA).
3. My school district
4. George Bush for "No child Left behind", then I wouldn't have to pimp slap my school district.
5. My husbands best friend, calls way to much!

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Busters!
 

To Continental Airlines for changing gates without notice. Those of us connecting from another airplane were not aware of the change. Then, your so and so illiterate workers read the screen wrong and announce the wrong gate...YET AGAIN! Only giving us 10 minutes to get from Gate D-5 to Gate C-26 when we started at Gate C-40. :mad: :rolleyes:

For future reference: To the Powers that Be at Continental if they do not respond to my complaint. :mad: