Ah, i'm sorry AlphaGam, i was jumping to conclusions. I just thought that you WOULD want to be in the coolest building on the GC complex (cuz about now, one wing isn't gonna be big enough). As far as enticing things in the TX house, what else do ya need besides me? :p And i think a hot tub in the room can be arranged ;)

ilovemyglo- i can handle your thongs if you can :D

Kitso
KS 361 times people will be saying, DAMN, Texas is bad ass in the TX wing

Depends on which ones you are talking about... personally the smaller the thong part, the better!
:)

You cannot borrow them, however, Kitso!

Aww, i can't borrow them?? there goes my usual nightly fun of running around with a thong on my head :D

juuuuuuust kidding ;)

LOL...ilovemyglo, you keeping talkin bout your small thongs and i may require a pic for you to prove to me their smallness.

Kitso
KS 361 times i've said, damn, thongs are hot (bet they're even hotter on ilovemyglo ;) )

You can add me to the Alum wing!;)

Party in the Alum Wing!!! :cool:

Oh, Yeah Game On!;)

BUMP

for a new season of sorority life :D

Kitso
KS 361

Wow.

I just re-read this whole thread. We seriously need to have an All GC Get-together sometime, i think it'd be off the hook. We could plan for it somewhere like KC where everyone would be able to make it.

But damn, those'd be some good times.

Kitso
KS 361 times i miss my Texas wing buddies :(

A GC convention. In Tom Earp's back yard.

This is a fun thread. :D

I don't know where I want to live. In the alum wing (where I am sure there will be plenty of Grey Goose & Belvedere) or the Texas Wing. :confused: :p

Kristen

if you ditch the Texas wing for the alum wing i'll never forgive you ;)

Hell, i'm alum now and you can bet your ass that i'll be kickin it in Texas.

Kitso
KS 361

Hey!!! The alum wing is the place to be! Absolutely there will be Grey Goose and Belvedere - we have a fully stocked bar. And don't forget the DVD porn ;)

HELL YEA, there's no other way to do it! ;)

the party will never stop in our wing.... <3

Who do you think you are kidding??? I bring over a case of Shiner Bock and you will be my new best friend. ;) :D

awww

you got me there.

I was smart when i moved up here. I stopped in Denton and bought 2 12 packs of shiner while i still could. The plan is to drink one a week until i go back to Texas for Christmas, then restock :D

Kitso
KS 361 games of beer pong KappaT, SATX and Kitso would have won by now :D

I think I've found the house for us to live in...Well, SOME of us could live there...I can't find a good picture, though.

It's called Fair Field, and it's in the town of Sagaponack in The Hamptons in NY. Here's a brief description I found online:

Fair Field" is a home of legendary size and scope, that has become the focus of intense debate hereabouts. Set on one of the last large ocean front parcel, 63 acres in size, it will occupy some 100,000 square feet of living space, when completed. Measuring 66,000 square feet, the main house contains 25 bedrooms, 25 baths, 11 sitting rooms, 3 dining rooms, an extensive servants quarters. To imagine how big this home is, it must be measured against well recognized land marks. It's so big, you could drop the White House into it, with 10,000 square feet to spare! In addition, there is a 10,000 square feet playhouse, complete with bowling alley, and a 16,000 square feet garage, with enough stalls for 100 cars. Living large takes on new meaning, when you consider this sucker.

Mandatory requirement for all wings - hot and cold running water and several taps for BEER!

Hire Ken Adam to design the interiors - he's the guy who created all those fantastically ultra-modern sets in the James Bond films.

Only vehicle allowed to park - the GC Special Edition Urban Assault and Party Vehicle - a stretch Hummer with armor plating, bulletproof glass, built-in grill for tail gate parties, fully stocked wet bar... and to keep the party crashers away, a power-operated .50 caliber twin machine gun turret with night vision goggles.

All the rooms gotta have waterbeds, too!

Oh man... do I stay in the alum wing or move to the NYC wing???

While living in a big-a$$ house in the Hamptons would be sweet... the alum wing already has the full bar and gourmet kitchen... and the extensive music and DVD collection... and all the rooms are singles, and I value my privacy too much :p

I'm going to do a little "wing improvement" though. We're going to hire a house mother, who will be a sweet lady who bakes us cookies and is always available to listen if you need someone to talk to. We're also going to hire a chef, who will cook gourmet dinners for us every evening, but will stay out of the way of any resident who wants to do their own cooking. And, of course, there will be a cleaning/maintenance staff. (We're alums. We're filthy rich. :p ) No bartenders - that's what pledges are for. ;)

The wing will be wired up for T1 internet access, so we can all access GC at high speeds. Wireless will also be available, so you can sit out on the deck with your laptop and your beverage of choice.

I might even be convinced to lift the ban on country music...

ETA: AlphaSigOU, I like the waterbed idea. All alum wing residents will have the option of either a waterbed or a regular king-size bed. And I'm adding some more beer taps... And while you have good taste in cars ;) we're also going to have plenty of parking for everyone's convertible and/or SUV.

More requirements for living in the NYC wing:

You must speak in New Yawkese. 'Dese', 'dems', 'dats' and 'doses', with a smattering of 'youse guys'. Don't forget that every word must be accompanied by a four-letter word as punctuation. Any reasonable request must be replied to with 'Fuhgeddaboudit!'

Build a pipeline direct from the Croton Reservoir, so only New Yawk water flows from the taps.

Kitchen must have a coal-fired pizza oven and a staff of New Yawk pizza and bagel makers. And enough fixings to make a proper Brooklyn egg cream.

Refer to anyone else living in the other wings as the 'bridge and tunnel crowd'.

Sorry, the MTA isn't gonna build a subway extension to the NYC wing. Believe me, I asked.

Ya gotta have a branch of Zabar's deli and the '21' club.

And direct, unscrambled satellite feed to the MSG network for watching Yankees and Mets ball games. Bosox fans enter at your own peril! ;)

That'll work... gotta have a parking space for my Aston Martin Vanquish (ejector seat and rocket launcher optional) and my M-1A2 Abrams tank! ;)

AlphaSigOU -

You forgot the YES network ;)

Is a LawnGuyland accent acceptable? The NYC house is, after all, in the Hamptons...

Why no subway? There's plenty of letters left in the alphabet... Well, I'll just have to have a chat with my contacts at the LIRR.

Hey, can we alum-wing folks swing by once in a while for some proper Noo Yawk bagels? Pleeeeease??

Actually, I'll take a California king bed please :D

I think we should be allowed to design each room to our own liking....

I will have a jacuzzi and private plunge pool.

I will also small kitchen prep area (mini fridge, microwave, burner), so I can have cocoa, tea, juice, snacks in my room.

I will have a completely loaded Surround Sound system in my room, access to every song from a digital database that is constantly updated daily.

Also, we will have EVERY cable channel!!! AND a clear satellite location so that even when it storms, we don't lose our signal!

There will be complimentary breakfast served in the alum lounge every morning from 5am-10am, lunch served from 11:30am-2:30pm, happy hour with unlimited drinks and complimentary hors d'oeurves from 4-7, dinner seatings starting at 7pm-10pm, late night dinner available upon request.

24 hour room service

Onsite day spa with every service imaginable....Private, in-room massages/services available for a nominal fee.

Exercise classes held all day: full aerobics studio with strength training equipment, Spinning cycles, etc.

Olympic size lap pool

can i move to the alum wing, please?

Lawn Guisland accents perfectly acceptable! :)

I am a New Yorker without an accent. May I still live in the NYC wing? I don't want a waterbed.

Me too. I wanna live in the alum wing

In your case, I guess we'll let ya! ;) :) :D

This thread reminds me of that Gamma Chi crap.

typical attitude of the kid who doesn't get picked to play and then says, "oh, i really didn't want to play anyways."

:rolleyes:

Kitso
KS 361

We can get those pledges to run between the wings for bagels. ;)

I never asked to be apart of it. Nice try at an insult.

361 times Kitso tries to insult me but looks childish.

editied because kitso pointed out i forgot times.

I'd like to have a house away from the main house to share with OTW. Hawaii and Alaska aren't connected to the Continental United States, and neither should our living quarters be attached to the main GC house. I think having the pool, a pond, or some moat separating the two buildings would be nice. The room numbers would be 49 and 50. 49 would be kept less humid and colder than 50, which would be warm and humid. I think an indoor beach in 50 wouldn't be a bad idea. During summer the lights in 49 will be on 24 hours a day, and during the winter only a few hours. Salmon will be served daily in 49. There will be a continuous poi and spam buffet in 50 and a plenty of fresh flowers to make your own leis. Additionaly, 49 needs to be more than twice the size of the Texas wing, yet be the most sparsely populated. There will also be squirrels living in the trees surrounding 49, but not 50 as there are no squirrels in Hawaii. Oh and no snakes for those of you with a snake phobia!! Sigma Kappas and Sigma Nus excluded!

ETA SPAM

hmmm,

i don't see it as childish. I see it as me calling you out on your "i'm too cool for this thread" behavior.

and ?

care to revise that so it actually makes sense to the rest of us?

Kitso
KS 361 times i'm glad you never asked to be a part of it and would be happy if you'd just went on your merry little way

Well you could do that without implying that I wasn't picked.

my bad I will go back and fix it thanks for the head up

Comments like that reflect on yourself and Sigma Nu not in such a great light.

361 times certain peoples opinions mean very little to me

ditto

Kitso
KS 361 poor judgements you're going to make in your life if you base your opinions on an entire GLO on one member my friend

OOOOh ZEKE, Bad Boy!

I defenitly OPT for the Alum Dorm! We of Mature ages must have our comforts!:cool: :D

i'm all for living in a simple place. no olympic size jacuzzi's or big screen TVs.

a fireplace, lots of sofas for lounging, a huge library, and lots of board games. and a stereo. nothing big, just something to play idlewild and modest mouse at night and stroke 9 and puya during the day. and a nice kitchen, so that I can cook lots of good food for everyone, except cookies, because i always seem to ruin those, no matter what i do. :D

in terms of drama, my living space would be the part of GC Life that doesn't make it to TV because it's not "exciting" enough, but people would talk about it all the time. "I'm so worried about Vanessa, all she does is read classical literature and play scrabble, she needs to come out and drink with us more."

oh, and no kegs over here. just my good friends smirnoff and bacardi. and lots of wine. :cool:

Okay...I just read through this thread, and found many things that need to be changed.

FIRST, AggieSigmaNu, as a Texan and a SN wife, I'm very disappointed that you didn't think to put a MECHANICAL BULL or even a barbershop chair (a la Mexico's Crazy Lazy). That is just what the Texas wing is missing.

Second, y'all should start working on the guest house for us married GCers. We have to have somewhere to stay too. OH, and make sure there's a babysitter!

Third, in the commons area, there should be a giant jello-o wrestling pit...just for the fun of it.

That's all from me right now!

aj

PS to AlphaSigOU...I'm from Plano too! YEAH!