Listen, I'm sorry about the kind of guys you've come across who are about as slick as sandpaper.

1. The guys that dribble don't get it enough. Do it several times a day to him and after a while the dribble is gone. Also ask him to address a thank you note to me as well as a large check.

2. I'm not sure what smelt is. But it can't compare to the taste of blue cheese and sardines mixed oh so well together. Perhaps you should have the guy take a shower first?

3. Haha, the cologne thing is seriously high school. Next time have him spray it on a pulse point behind the knee-cap.

4. I am not using lube to make the taste go away. This isn't a salad bar where I just grab condiments and croutons and hope it tastes just like chicken.

-Rudey
--And KappaKittyKat, I don't get slapped. I will make the girl feel like I'm different from every other guy out there...that she's the only girl that exists...and for that I expect and demand that my coffee mug doesn't get a dose of half and half.

*scrubing my soul right next to lifesaver*

(turns to lifesaver)

"how YOU doin?"

*continues scrubbing*

I am at work! I shouldn't be reading this!

QTE

LMAO no this is my reaction to James' words. The last one is me passed out DEAD from all that he said.

Yo' bad for getting down with chicks who's junk is stank and brackish.

Yeah Rudey! I hope you know thats not normal:eek:

Okay... just as this thread is getting buried, I thought of something. So, sorry to bring it back up, but it's a very important question!

So, I do not sport the FUPA. I know what it is and I know girls who have it. I may have a very tiny one as some of you say all girls do, but I sure don't see it.

But, now I have this terrible fear. I had no idea that this was such a huge problem for guys. My friends and I always snickered at people with really bad ones, but I thought we were just overly critical girls. What if, heaven forbid, later in life I develop a FUPA?!! AAAAHHHH!!!

What do girls do to get rid of these? Just standard crunches and Abs of Steel exercises?

I have been told by personal trainers that a fupa is almost impossible to lose, because a lot of it has to do with what your guts look like, and there's arent a lot of excersizes that specifically target that area anyhoo.

The only thing I can suggest is to maintain abs of steel for as long as you can. Don't get lazy because once you get a gut, it's hard to lose. Your abs are what hold your intestines in, so if you keep them strong, they'll do a good job of it. And it's correct that once you've had a baby you'll never totally get rid of fupa. I'm my mother's only biological child and she had me 21 years ago. She's super-buff and has abs of steel and she has a fupa. Sorry, boys. If you want us to bear your children, you'll have to deal with the aftereffects.

My aunt had one after having five children (I guess that'll do it to you.....). She was in very good shape after having all those kids. She was physically fit except for that one area. Her doctor said that the only way to fully get rid of it is through a tummy tuck. So, she had one.

Hey call me dense, but I still have no freakin idea what a FUPA is....I hope I don't have one. I have kind of a tummy, but I'm nowhere near fat. Where exactly is a FUPA? I'm getting paranoid!

OMG, why has this thread become all about insulting women's bodies and women freaking out about their bodies? Let's face it -- we all look different and we all like and are attracted to different people and different body types. Our bodies are all amazing things, capable of a multitude of pleasurable activities. Can't we just enjoy that, and lighten up on the FUPA thang?

Anyway, it's much more fun to talk about what closet freaks we all are. Who here enjoys bondage, anyway? ;)

Well maybe it's because guys don't wanna admit they enjoy circle jerks, tossing salad, snowballing, and other miscellaneous gross activities, so instead they'll try to bring up something else entirely unrelated!! My theory anyways....

;) giggle ;)

The other thing I have to say on the fupa subject is that I've more or less given up trying to have a teenage body. I look back at pictures of myself in early high school and I say, "I wish I were as thin as I was back when I thought I was fat." I sometimes get depressed about it, like last year when I was teaching high school and it was starting to be summer. I was walking through this school full of half-naked girls and thinking, "I used to have a 23-inch waist, I swear!" But then I realized that those girls aren't healthy. I'm trying to lose weight right now, but I know I'll never get back to where I was. And that's fine. I'm doing it because I want to feel better (physically-- my mental image is fine). I remember what it felt like when I was in shape, and I miss that. But losing weight or otherwise changing myself for a guy? Hell no! I'm at the point in life where I'm starting to glance around for the person with whom I'll spend the rest of my life. And that means, eventually, the person with whom I'll get old and nasty and wrinkled and have old-people sex. And if he's upset about a little future fupa now, I shudder to think what he'll say when I'm shrunken and gray.

OMG, swissmiss, you totally nailed it (ha ha no pun intended). The guys were getting all flustered so they're trying to change the focus to women's bodies to get us all insecure.

I say we discuss things that could go wrong on a guy's body....
:D

What's bondage? Whips, chains, hand cuffs?

Yes. You are so young and innocent.

Matter of fact, let's talk about guy's FUPA. Hey, it is even the same acronym, lol.

Guys, y'all got em too, so don't even try to deny it. Some of y'all got to lift stuff up to find the goods. And then have the nerve to yap about a female FUPA, lol. Some of Y'ALL have some FUBAR FUPA's.

Yes, I can post this, because I am not sporting a FUPA. If and when I do, I'll probably take it to the gym.

I am not a big fan of male OR female FUPA's, like when the chicks buy those lowrider jeans and have a stomache balcony. Not cute.

And I agree with Valkyrie. Girls if you have a slight FUPA, a major
FUPA, or a full body FUPA (copyright lovelyivy, 2002), why are you worried? Love your FUPA! Embrace your FUPA! Or get to the gym and work it the hayle off. Whichever.

Yes. And let's be clear here:

Bondage & Discipline (B&D) is merely tying people up. Light forms of bondage usually involve blindfolds, scarves, ropes, or handcuffs. Heavy forms involve things like chains, etc. Heavy forms of B&D can lead to...

Sadism and Masochism (S&M), which involves pain. Masochists get off on being hurt. Sadists enjoy inflicting pain on others. Common S&M accessories include whips, paddles, etc.

Hmmm...an expert, are we? ;)

btw, Valkyrie, who says these people are "closet" freaks?? They post their business in broad daylight on GC and do not care! They are out and about freaks! :D

For what little that I understand, I am embarassd, for what I dont know I am asshamed in the type of things that are beeeeeeing said on this thread!

If I knew what Yall were talking about, I would Blush!:eek:

For Shame to Yall!:rolleyes:

Some of us are thinking about ordering handcuffs with APhiO letters. That's co-ed service for ya'! :D

LOL. Do you get community service hours for that?

We gave the community 68, they owe us 1! ;)

Note to everyone: I'm just talking out of my a$$ (as usual :p), I'm not serious about it.

I don't do the bondage thing. Maybe when I get bored with the male body, but not until.

Now, I do like the satin sheets that my ex had. But I would never admit it to him, especially since his mother bought them for him!!

What about lingerie..??!! That is where it is. When I meet a man that buys me lingerie I will marry him (and wear it every day!)

I'll admit it.... I'm a Bondage and S&M freak.

:-)

Clarifications
 

1. Librasoul, girls can get FUPA's...guys can't. Girls and guys can get bellies however. I don't know if you understand what a FUPA is yet.

2. I honestly dont know any dudes that do circle jerks or snowballing. I know a lot of guys who have threesomes, anal sex, use hand cuffs, and do stuff in public though.

-Rudey
--I admit to being a nympho and probably qualify as an exhibitionist so if I ever run for public office, I'm screwed in the tabloids...literally.

clarifacations
 

Guys can't be nymphomaniacs. They are called satyrmaniacs. Read some greek mythology to find out why ;)

Re: clarifacations
 

No, we're just GUYS lol

ok I read what a FUPA was and I am still confused, can anyone make it more clear or link me to a pic of the damn thing?

Can I just say that FUPA has been added to "most said word on greekchat" right behind "un-sigmalike":cool:


QTE

FUPA Diagram (bear with me)


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| = flat stomach for those who have one
( = FUPA

can yall please just call it a dayum pooch, gut, stick out stomach, etc. :rolleyes:

its not part of the stomach. Its not a pouch like a kangaroo either.

OOPS... accidental post.

I can't figure out if I'm chatting online with my friends or if I'm reading a script from Sex & the City! LOL :D

Optimist is right. It's not a part of the stomach. It's the little puffy area right above the cookie jar.

Also what's with people coming up with cute names for body hair? This one girl was wearing really low cut jeans today in class and what I saw was not pretty.

I believe the treasure trail is the hair trail in the front and there is some sort of other trail for a hair trail down the back, but what I saw closely resembled the Appalachian trail. I could have sworn there was massive foliage and song birds just chirping away down there.

Anyway, let's go back to threesomes. Why are some girls so opposed to this?

-Rudey
--Menage a trois ladies.

Because we don't want to share.

See Kevin Smith's Chasing Amy for more information.

That's such a cliche. Every single guy I know constantly brings up the threesome thing in a joking manner and if the girl is like "EWWW" then he talks about how she's so great and how he'd never share her with anyone.

Anyway, all I gotta say is that girls become a lot more touchy feely when they're trashed at some holiday party for some reason.

-Rudey
--Kitty, sharing is caring you know

Rudey--

Yeah, we don't like to share, but also, a 3some could bring up some heavy emotional issues... I know there's no way in hell that I could handle watching Mr. Amycat w another woman and there's no way he could handle watching me with another man.

In theory, 3some only works when the two of you are in a sex only relationship. In a committed relationship, you're just asking for trouble.

I have no problem w the idea of it, but there's no way in hell i'd partake in one with someone I love.

No, fair enough. I don't actually know any swingers who just go out and share their partners, but if you're not in a relationship and it's purely physical fun involved, I don't see why certain girls get so uptight about it.

And on the issue of pain during sex, I really find the nails in the back thing INCREDIBLY annoying. I think there must be some movie out there that a lot of girls watch when they're young that makes them think it's sexy to dig your nails into a guys back. It's not.

-Rudey