Actually . . . its not viagra its a simple 4 dollar bottle of nutrients.

after reading this entire thing i guess i have to throw my hat in the ring...

a fraternity brother of mine was a huge proponent of shazing his nuts. he got the rest of us doing it with a simple phrase, "i shave them because i want her to go down on 'em."

as for spit or swallow, i don't care, just don't pull off last second. because where does it go? thats right, on me. gee thanks, i'll be in the shower now getting cum out of my chest hair or changing my clothes. hey, how about a big sloppy hug? great.

oh yeah, girls, however you keep the fur doesn't matter, but there is nothing more exquisite than a freshly shorn beaver.

Well, thanks, James.....Extreme is my middle name!!!!!

I would like to point out that it seems some of the loosest lips (on our FACES!!!!!!) seem to be on the "mature ladies...." ie myself, Killarney, and suprisingly Justamom!!!! (Let me just say I think I know why JAM and her hubby have been happily married for so long!!!!) No offense to you fair little nymphs out there, because you have your own special attributes, but a woman truly does age like a fine wine...(Ooh, Stifler's Mom!!!!):cool:

I would like to take this opportunity to give the Virgin Dr. Ruth award to SH80er, for her ever-amusing candor. Girl when you are 30 you are going to have a lot more to say than even me, I think!!!!!!

:D :o

I'm not sure about taste but I would like to talk about smell. Can any other guys out there smell when a woman is on the rag? I know this is crude, but when I am in a room with a woman on the rag I can smell it. I must have the nose of a dog.

how bout anal?

Don't feel bad!!!! You know, despite all of the dire predictions being made about this current teen-college generation (what are they calling it, Gen-Y?) I think that they are starting to wake up to all the crap going on in our screwed-up society and are reacting to it in positive ways. It seems to me that because things got so way-out for awhile, these kids are taking sex and their bodies a little more seriously than we did.....granted, in this age of rampant STDs and AIDS, not to mention date-rape drugs, they kind of have to in ways we did not. But all in all I would say that these kids are a lot smarter than their parents' generation gives threm credit for. Not to suggest that they aren't out there gettin' theirs, because obviously from some of these posts they are!!!!!:D But I don't think that the levels of experimentation are able to be taken for granted the way they were in the 80s when we older gen-xers came of age.

OK....enough responsible mom-talk.....I knew someone was going to bring up travelling the old dusty road!!!! Now you all know me, far better and more intimately than I had ever planned :rolleyes: so you KNOW I give everything a fair shake....perhaps I am crazy, perhaps I am just truly tight-assed!!!! But the only commentary I can truly offer from my own experience on the subject is:

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! OW!! OW!!! OOOOOOOWWWWW! GET IT OUT!!! GET IT OUT!!!!"

'nuff said? Any dissenters?

Originally posted by dzsaigirl
Okay...this question is for the guys. If a man's bodily fluid supposedly gets influenced by diet, are the woman's fluids ALSO affected? Should we all eat a handful of roses and some perfume or something?

The answer is GOD YES! You gals are naturally pretty acidic down there, it keeps ya clean and free of disease. Unfortunately, when you eat acidic food, it gets even more acidic down there. Salsa and whatnot especially, its almost unbearable and VERY salty. For god's sake, if you know that your dude is gonna go downtown, be a sweetie and down some water and sugar first, it helps.

Oh ya, as far as the guys diet goes, listen up. (THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE!) NEVER have asparagus or any green vegetable within 3 hours before the hummer, she'll punch you because you're so bitter. Here's a little tip I stole from Palyboy maga few years back. 1 hour before doing your guy the favor have him down a cup of pineapple juice or orange juice and a stalk of celery. Not sure why but the chemical combo of the citrus and celery seems to knock out the bitter taste. I've heard that the acidiy and sugar somehow eliminates the bitterness from the love juice. I can't really break it down into chemicals because I'm not a super nutritionist but I will say this. I tried that drink one night and BOY DID SHE NOTICE.;) Ya'll have fun with that tidbit. Maybe I'll post the info I have on canned peaches next time...if you're lucky.:p

Umm, lets not go there!

I have heard this also from my friend Russell who happens to be gay-he told me that vegetarian men taste better

Let's get Valkyrie drunk!

I have three words.....vanilla soy milk. I don't know, it's just what I have heard, for either gender, really freshens things up. (Not to mention it is really creamy and good and is good for your heart.)

What about a guy that has alittle curve action goin?? Good, bad, or dont know??

Totally hyapthetical of course...;) :p

If he curves up -- that is soooooooo good.

Wow! I'm a vegetarian AND I have vanilla soy milk every day. Is that why there's a line of guys outside waiting for me to get drunk? LOL!

There was a thread on Celebrity crushes. How bout GC crushes?

If you had a chance to have a romantic rendezvous with anyone from GC, who would it be and why?

Well, just from what he says, James all the way.....but by pic, definitely Cory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blaine... i love him :cool: :cool:

Yeah, you know the more I think about it all of you guys are pretty darned appealing!!!!! If I were still a single college lass......of course I can't forget that Madmax wants to marry me, so I'd probably have to give him the first date, but there's no way I can eliminate any of you!!!!!;)

John Wayne Bobbitt lives on
 

Well, this individual won't have to worry about size, technique, what have you:

Man Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Religious Fervor


Updated: Fri, Dec 07 11:22 AM EST


BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

"He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible," his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital.

"His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8," she said.

The verse, from the New Testament, reads "If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire."

Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter.

Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.

Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.

"The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic," the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation.

He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added.

The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family.

"He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree," the man's mother said. "He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place.

"He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later," the mother said.

Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin.

Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a "cobra" drawing him toward women.

Ughhhh...nauseous...cringing...ughhh...

Re: John Wayne Bobbitt lives on
 

This is actually just one in a number of "regional epidemics" - in one of my classes we learned about the Malaysian disease koro which primarly afects men and causes them to believe their penises are shrinking into their bodies. They become so dellusional that they often mutilate themselves to "force the penis out into the open" - these men often die fromsevere wounds and blood loss.


[QUOTE]Originally posted by Steeltrap
Well, this individual won't have to worry about size, technique, what have you:

Man Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Religious Fervor


Updated: Fri, Dec 07 11:22 AM EST


BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

"He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible," his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital.

"His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8," she said.

The verse, from the New Testament, reads "If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire."

Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter.

Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.

Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.

"The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic," the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation.

He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added.

The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family.

"He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree," the man's mother said. "He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place.

"He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later," the mother said.

Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin.

Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a "cobra" drawing him toward women. [/QUOTE

Interestingly enough, genital mutilation by men is often prompted by a domineering mother, or one that inspires a lot of guilt in attempts to control a boy and in reference to sex.

There was a case study of a boy with a domineering religious mother that went down to the ocean one day, walked into the icy water to his waist and cut off his scrotum. He went home and handed it to his mother (with the testicles inside) and said something along the lines of - enough already just take these.

Pretty symbolic.

Ladies and future mothers, can you please lighten up on your sons about sex and religion? Its really not good for us.

Re: John Wayne Bobbitt lives on
 

Oh that's great-like he needs to have kids
let s have more psychotic people in this world:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'll be honest, that is not true. Size does matter. Some women it doesn't matter, but it does to me....

YES YES YES
SIZE MATTERS A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT.
If a girl says it doesn't it is because you are too small and she is faking it.
EVERY GIRL A GUY HAS SLEPT WITH MORE THAN ONCE HAS FAKED IT MORE THAN LIKELY (Little known secret for guys).
When she finds a man she doesn't fake it with she either
1. Stays with him, or
2. keeps him around for booty calls.
And amongst the girls here (3 of em) we agree that a man should be between
5-10 inches with at least 1 inch girth.
So that is my thought.
Sarah

Positions available!
 

I guess this is the appropiate thread to ask this...

Ladies, do you like to be on the top or bottom? Or other? :eek:

Re: question for the non-virgin ladies
 

Huge = not good
Tiny = not good
I don't think it's really about the length...it's all about the girth

If he doesn't know how to use it then it doesn't really matter anyway. :D

Re: Positions available!
 

Top is definitely better :D

positions
 

I vote for top or "other." It also depends on the guy (body type and size). It seems like some guys are better at different positions.

Re: positions
 

Very true :)

Dang, I can't believe ya'll are talking about this!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/AZZANGEL.gif

*blushes*

Re: question for the non-virgin ladies
 

Most definitely!

I think it is as everything in life, everyone has their own personal preferences and likes or dislikes.

For instance, some women might like a penis that is larger while others might think that as long as the guy can work it, it doesn't matter, it just depends on what that female likes. It can also be associated with the average penis size a girl is used to. For instance, say a female has dated all guys with a penis of at least eight inches. That could tend to be average to her because that is what she is used to.

The same can be compared with males. Some males like big breasts, some don't. Myself, I don't really care for bigger breasts, I mean, what is the point? I only need a handful and nothing more. But that doesn't mean that I would (or haven't) dated a girl because her breasts were huge or because they were smaller.

I could go into the whole "fresh or not fresh in those areas" debate, but I will let tha be for now. Some people can get used to something like that, some can't. It really depends on what a perons wants, likes or expects.

Blaine

Blaine, it seems like you've fully recovered. Welcome back!:D

Oh Dionysus, you done messed up now...
 

LOL!! Dionysus, you posted the link to this thread and of course I am compelled to respond!

Size? MATTERS! Forget what ya heard. Of course it matters how skilled you are also, but I mean geez.

Smell? MATTERS! I love athletes so sometimes a thorough bathing is necessary.

Taste? LOL. I don't want to taint my reputation with that one! ;)

Again I submit...Y'ALL ARE OFF THE CHAIN.

Re: Oh Dionysus, you done messed up now...
 

But, you still didn't answer:
Do you like it in the love oven?