Ok, my dream man is UF Pike. He has it all. I love a man with a a sense of humor. From reading his posts, something about him just DOES it for me!

Girl, stop bullshitting these good people.

You already know better than this.

UF_Pike is MY man

Don't make me have to break you down now!

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LMP&GAO!

Okay, that's it. The gloves are off now. I know we have our solidarity thing going on and what not, but it will NOT spill over to men! UF Pike is MINE MINE MINE MINE! :p

Tell her, UF!

Ladies, Ladies, I'm sure that UFPike won't mind if you share him. :p

Yeah, I bet, lol.

Well, I for one am not going to wait around on him. I see that he is so busy beating the other ladies off with a stick to notice me. I cannot wait in line! Farewell, dream man! You don't know what you are missing!

Sigh, unrequited love!

Alas sister, thine heartbreak hath felled the walls of mine enmity!

He is thine!

Good luck! Ya need it! Make sure you have a good recipe for grits!

My DREAM man!!
 

Hahaha I hope y'all have a while to read this one, it's going to be slightly long....;)

*Tall, I like him to be at least 6', the fact that I'm 5'4" kind of makes this weird, but whatever!
*Has to be open-minded, I respect his thoughts and opinions, he respects mine, enough said
*Tan, but not OVERLY fake looking tan, ewwww
*I love love LOVE green eyes, they make me weak in the knees, but brown/hazel ones are nice too
*I like him to have a clean cut look about him, but I'm not REALLY picky about this. As long as he brushes his teeth/bathes everyday and shaves, wears deodorant, etc. we'll be ok!
*If he wears Pleasures cologne, that's a MAJOR plus, it drives me crazy, I absolutely ADORE it!
*I prefer darker hair, I've liked my fair share of blondes, I'm just a lot more into dark haired guys, yummy yummy
*Smart!!! I can't stand it when I can't have a nice intelligent conversation with a dude, I almost fell over in shock the other day when a boy I kind of like started talking to me about a book he was reading, for FUN! Woah, that was a first!!!
*Has to be able to put up with my hyperness.....I am 19, and often times I act like I'm 9. I'm sorry, I don't mean too!!!! I just like to giggle....a lot! :p
*Has to enjoy going out and having fun, be comfortable around my friends, etc.
*I love it when a guy has a sense of humor, what a turn on!
*I like dark eyelashes and sexy eyes, that when they look at you, you feel like they know exactly what you're feeling and they can see everything in you, weird I know, but whatever....
*NICE TEETH. They must all be there, I prefer that they don't have gaps, braces, and whatever, I am really picky about this!
*Sexy lips, chapped lips are sooooo icky!
*And of course, a sexy smile that just makes my knees go weak and my stomach turn somersaults......that's always great!
*He must must MUST be in school
*No feet obsessions! I HATE FEET I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!! Ok, sorry, but the last guy I dated loved my feet and it grossed me out, icko.
*No excess body hair. I am totally not down with that. Hairy backs, necks, ears, facial hair. None of it. I want hair on their heads, eyebrows, arms, legs, and that "other" place too. But nowhere else!
*Guys who use me for my PARENT'S money (c'mon guys, I have like 6 bucks in my bank account, they have the money NOT me, and if they aren't giving me millions, why would they give it to you?!) Guys who love money totally turn me off, ick.
*I love it when a guy REALLY calls when he says he will, wow, what a concept hehe
*He has to have the potential to become my best friend, because that's what I eventually want for my husband
*He can be in a fraternity, I really don't care THAT much, but.....from what I have experienced with/dealt with at school here so far, I prefer that he isn't. But that's not to say that there aren't TONS of nice ones here, I just seem to attract the bad ones occasionally, oops! :rolleyes:
*Don't really care about the cool car, just no station wagons or mini-vans please
*He has to have goals/dreams/ambitions, etc. and not be afraid to talk about them
*Has to realize that I am NOT a clingy person, and he has to give me my space!!
*He won't play mind games with me!!! (Is that even POSSIBLE to think of a guy not playing mind games? :confused:)
*Can't make fun of my tastes in music, I love country, pop (I am obsessed with *NSYNC, I admit it!), oldies, rock, etc. And he has to pretend like he likes my singing, even though we both know I sound like a dying animal when I sing. :p
*I like guys with nice shoes and PLEASE, no socks with sandals, por favor
*No Nebraska jokes or making fun of me for saying "y'all".....I am sorry, I just don't understand what is SO wrong with Nebraska, I love it!!
*He has to have all five senses
*I also worry, like....a LOT!!! I am one of those people who worries about stupid stupid things that will most likely NEVER happen, but I like to be extra careful, just....in case! So, if he can deal with THAT, then I will know it's love hahaha

Ok, I am totally shutting up now! After reading over this, I realize my expectations are a little....out there, but hey, this is my "dream" man right? ;)

I'm too young to get serious ya'll, at this point I only want a guy to be my TROPHY. :p

So if he's not:
1. An athlete
2. OR Greek
3. Coveted (all the ladies want him)
Don't even talk to me.

Most important if he's not in college or don't have a college education DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!

But, if and when I want to get serious with a guy I probably want him to be the opposite of the first three.

So this just proves that I am sooooooooooo not over my ex whose name is Steven, lives in Texas and loves to talk. I'm reading your story and if it hadn't been for your description, which doesn't fit him, I'd have to ask if it was my ex. LOL Not that that would be bad. It would mean that he was no longer with the skanky tramp he dumped me for :eek:


And so in answer to the thread....LOL:

Any Gilmore Girls on this thread? My dream guy is Jess Mariano. No, seriously, Jess has EVERYTHING I look for in a guy. He's positively gorgeous. I love dark haired guys who are thin and shortish and have their own style. It's the indie kid in me, I suppose. Plus, Jess is smart, a big city kid, a great conversationalist, he loves music and books, and is super romantic (Distillers tickets to make up for behaving like an ass....MARRY ME!!! No, really, I screamed it at my television). And the whole bookstore owner/book printer gig in his last appearance on the show doesn't hurt his image at all.

Fictional character not withstanding, I am totally in love with Jess. I even dig his bad boy qualities because he always lets them go when he's around Rory (er...me?). The only thing I would change is trade Jess' car for the cherried black Charger Milo's leaning on on my desktop. ;)

Maybe you should check the date on your post before you reply to a 6 year old thread?:p

***chiseled jawline*** i will melt into a puddle if you have one of those Brad Pitt/David Beckham jawlines...

i can work with you on the rest. the above is just a requirement that separates the men from the boys lol!