Originally Posted by FutureGreek1 (Post 1422907)

Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.

Originally Posted by crimsondanger10 (Post 1422927)

:D :D :D
This is my 100th post. Do I get an elephant??

Originally Posted by centaur532 (Post 1422863)

Sigma Kappa gives each sister a dove and a human heart at initiation. It's awesome!

Originally Posted by centaur532 (Post 1422885)

Earwax.

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1 (Post 1422898)

Did I say I was a female?

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1 (Post 1422907)

Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.

Originally Posted by crimsondanger10 (Post 1422927)

:D :D :D
This is my 100th post. Do I get an elephant??

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1422938)

I am going to ride him to work that morning.:D

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1422938)

No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.

I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.:D

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1422939)

Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.:D

Originally Posted by ladygreek (Post 1422942)

You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1422938)

No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.

I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.:D

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1422939)

Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.:D

Originally Posted by ladygreek (Post 1422942)

You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1 (Post 1422949)

Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1 (Post 1422949)

Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1422953)

You're totally a troll. No one is that stupid.

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1422748)

Future Greek, I forgot to tell you more about Delta.
We are each shareholders in Delta airlines and Delta faucets!:D So we all fly for free on Delta airlines AND we charge the other Greeks three times the price to fly our airlines. Other Greeks who have Delta in their name get a discount too, but DST negotiated first so we get top tier discounts so we can go visit our elephants more often -- if Delta is first in their name, they save 50%, if it is 2nd, they save 25% and if it is 3rd, they save 10% but Delta Delta Delta saves 88%.

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1422954)

I live in the South so it's okay. :D