Yeah, they can use any strand of body hair.

Yes. And they can even test hair follicles. Shaving your body hair does not work.

And she's checked herself out again.

Oh jesus she has? She probably didn't like the part where they told her she HAD to stop the drugs and drinking. Oy.

I havent read the whole thread yet - so I dunno if anybody else mentioned this. It seems to me that she's on the fast track to being the next Michael Jackson - used to be cool and popular, and now he's just a freak.

As long as she doesnt start molesting little kids, maybe she'll be alright.

Britney is out of rehab again:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070221/...tney_spears_38

K-Fed's going to be doing pretty well with all of that child support.

Exclusive tell all with Britney's nanny in USWeekly:

Personal Over Professional
"Britney didn't ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life."

Friend Wanted
"The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend."

Must Like Naked Bosses
"Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night - then she stripped down naked in front of us!"

Must Act As Surrogate Mom
"One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, 'I'm done now. You can take them.'"

Don't Be Too Good
"She doesn't like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one."


Britney Also leaves Rehab:
"Dad gum y'alls I just aint too much cut out fer this rehabiliotation thang. Quicks y'alls sumbody better gosh dern stop and gets me some Cheetahs and a Moutain deew."

Basically Britney's life is a complete failure. She is worth millions.......but not in a good way.....more like the poor-gutter-trash-hillbilly-that-wins-the-lottery-way..........except that the lottery winner wins in this instance because his kids first language isn't Espanola and he actually knows his kid's names.

I really wish people would leave this woman alone. I think her problem is always being in the public eye and having her name is everyone's mouth. If everyday people were always in the spot light, you'd go crazy too. I konw she's not perfect, but damn, give her a break.I mean, there's a list of things that might be wrong with her, you never know. Postpartum depression, nervous breakdown, always being in the media's spot light, not having a hit song in the past 3 years, a lot of things. I just hope she gets better and the media gets off her damn case.

Then she should stop putting herself in the media's spotlight.

touche'

Exactly. She creates the media circus all on her own. There are plenty of big-named celebs out there who have managed to successfully keep their private life out of the spotlight. Britney has yet to master that art.

And it's impossible to take it back. Even if she really wants "out" now, she wanted "in" for waaaaaay to long and was too successful at it.

Seriously though, Britney is NOT the only person to be in the media spotlight. She is not the only celebrity in the entire world that people care to know about. It isn't the media spotlight that made Britney crack (ok, so maybe it didn't help), but other things.

I originally read the title wrong and thought this thread was about a brazillian bikini wax . ..