THIS KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Why do ni99az hang out in the bathroom at clubs? Why?!

You pay $10-20 to watch men pee? Kinda funny if you ask me. Don't they know that's what the bathroom is made for. Not for them to stand in watching everyone who walks in and hold annoying casual conversations. Piss and K.I.M.

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I agree! Man I hate that! Why do you feel like you have to hold a conversation with me at the urinal? Can I just have a moment alone while I am pissing? Call me shadey, but that is a private moment for me!:mad:

That might get you top shelf!;)

Add this to the list.

PEOPLE WHO HAND OUT FLYERS IN THE CLUB!!!

Why? I'm not gonna hold on to it all night. I'm gonna throw it on the floor as soon as you turn your back or maybe in your face. Which ever one I'm feeling at the time.

Flyers and CDs, I know you gotta stay on ya grind, but let me enjoy the ladies and the rest of my night....

Damn real, they be all in ya face like. "Yo pimp'n you gotta cop dis. Dis $h*t is hot!"

JUST DIE!!!

LOL, Am I in the klub right now....Scenario is all too familiar

Socially, Baltimore has been a huge disappointment. I may be stereotyping most guys, but it's hard to find a respectable place to go here: musty men w/ unkempt dreds, who wear oversized white tees, flood pants, oversized sunglasses, grills, and expensive sneakers--knowing they owe child support...

Also, wack music. I like to dance & it kills the mood when a club can't seem to hire a DJ with current/good songs.

OK, although i dont club, I can appreciate this one. I come out of the grocery store and somebody run up on me giving me a flyer about some ole junk. Thats when i give them a straight unit.

Flyers on my car make me made too. I get all scared that I go a ticket and it is a flyer to the grand opening of Pookie N'Nem braid salon/restaraunt. :mad:

One of my friends call the outfit you just described "the ni**a uniform".

I don't club, but does First Fridays count?
 

In Columbus, it is a "mobile nightclub" under the guise of it being a professional networking social affair. It used to be a professional crowd, but it quickly degenerated into wannabe thugs/ballers and ghetto hoochies in tight outfits.

Anyhow, the one thing I hated while dancing was the DJ (or whomever was holding the mike at the time) to be constantly talking over the music.

One FF event I attended, this one butthole who was neither the DJ nor a special guest or VIP by any stretch of the imagination kept hollering over the music a bunch of random BS like "AWWWWW YEEAAAHHH!" and "DO DAT S**T, DO DAT S**T!". I had to hold back from yelling, "STFU, [BUTT]HOLE!"

That was some of the most annoying mess I had ever heard in my life. Just let me dance in peace, goshdangit! :mad: :mad:

Soror, I have to LMAO at "musty men." Sounds like a Lil' STD (Lil' Jon) video.

I hate when the DJ's music is scratched...that is sooo lame! It's like I am feeling the music and I got this fly lil' mama and it is coming to my part...and then it skips!

Also, my general club rule of thumb is that if there is no VIP or valet, I don't need to be there. But every once and while I like a good "hood" club, but the problem occurs when I practically got to get undressed just so the security can search me. I'm like "Dayum, I got on some white Ralph Lauren pants, a nice white button up and sweater, and you think I am packin' heat?" I always tell them I forgot my "nine" at home...lol:D

It depends on who is handing out the flyers. If it's people that work for the club, it's all good to me. Usually it's a flyer to get in free next time or for a drink. I don't be mad then, lol. Anything else, I'm upset and don't want it.

Memorial Weekend!!! I clubbed 4 days str8, (I live in Miami...:D). Everything from women throwing up on the dance floor to men exposing themselves in front of the club. I have sworn off clubbing in my own city after this weekend. I want to go to someone elses city, show complete disregard for the locals, steal things that normally wouldn't be stolen, piss all over the place, park my car on peoples private property, and then take pictures of it all.

On a lighter note I met some kool celebs this weekend:
Nelly
Pharell
Kelis
Terrell (from meet the Browns, Family Reunion)
Fat Joe
Remy Ma
Dameon Marley
P Diddy
And others... (by others I mean the likes of)
Jacki-O
Trina
Rick Ross
Prettty Ricky and the Mavericks
Some of the former member of B2k
Chris Brown
Oh yeah, and Hogan's Daughter

It pays to be a model working for a fly-by-night TV station for the weekend and only getting paid in guestlists and free drink passes :D... :( I'd rather have money.