If I was the President...things would be ALOT better than it is now.

If I was Tom Cruise

If I was Tom Cruise...(wow) I would try not to be Katies dad.

Sanjaiya (sp?)

I would ride my 15 min of fame till the wheeles fall off . . .

If I were a bra . . . . .

I would touch girls' boobies all day.

If I was a fireplace...

... I wouldn't be burning because it is SO d**n hot outside.

If I were Hottie from Flavor of Love...

Hottie
 

I would get an extreame makeover . . .

If I were the opposite sex . . . .

I would stop while I was behind!



If I were Terrell Owens....

Message to T.O
 

I would focus more on running on the field that running my mouth . . .

If I were a reggea dancehall artist . . .

if i was a reggae dance hall artist...id be at home smokin instead of at work typing!

if i was a really nice bottle of red wine...

If I was a really nice bottle of red wine, I would have the perfect bitter-sweet and aged taste that everyone would crave...

Next Word: Envelope

If I were an envelope I would be the one with a check in it that you have been waiting for all week.

If I were Paris(ite) Hilton....

I'd watch my back.



If I were a billionaire...

All (but 1) of my problems would be solved

If I were a rat. . .

I would poop on Jock16's face.

Toenail clippings

If I were toe clippings I woud be disgusted with myself

If u were another ethnicity . . .