Ipod Wilson

Sony Jackson

Kellyonce Tenitra Johnson

Farreal Jenkins

Awwready Jones

I was watching Maury a few days ago and someone named their child KeMauri because she enjoyed watching Maruy.

So in the spirit of this...

QunOprah Williams Or LaOprah Williams

DeMontel Jackson

TraJerryJerry Smith (and you have to say it Tra Jerry, Jerry--like the chant on the show)

LaRegis Phillips

Doctor Phillisha Mack

I am so finished with this thread.


not Ipod Wilson.

Here I go again....
 

Babydaddy Lucas

Chanterellia Okiedoke Robinston

Tyson Tyquando Meece

Internetony'a Scott

Spendalaria Equality James

Walmarisha N'verBee Tarzjay Jackson
Kmarisha N'verBee Walmarisha Jackson
Tarzjay NoMiddleName Jackson

Ok, ya'll are real silly. CU!

This is funny. There is someone out here ignorant enough to name their kid that.

I only have one....
 

...for those who have an affinity for alcoholic beverages:

Kendall Jackson

Subtle, yet sophisticated.

Girl you know there is an Internetony'a out there somewhere in the world, and the parents will say, "We named her that cause we met on the internet." LOL


Just like there is a Yahoolia Hotmailandia Simmons

In the name of all that is internet......
 

Brief hijack: Meijer radio commercial
 

If you live in an area that has a Meijer store, there is a radio commercial that reminded me of this thread.

There is a suburban Caucasian couple proposing names for their firstborn daughter:

Husband: Why don't we call her Sony?
Wife: Oh, that's sweet, like your grandmother Sunny?
Husband: No, Sony, like in the electronics.
Wife (stunned): No, you can't name a baby Sony, no....absolutely not!
Husband, OK, how about Toshiba, and we can call her Toby for short?
Wife: No.
Husband: How about Sylvania?
Wife: No.
Husband: Panasonic?
Wife: No.
Husband: JVC?
Wife: NO! Next thing you know, you'll want to call her Magnavox.
Husband: Don't be silly, that's a boy's name.

*Voiceover announcer proclaims Meijer has the best selection of electronics, etc., etc...*

I am sure that more than a few pregnant and soon-to-be parents listening to this commercial were taking notes.

Shaqazulu Jenkins

Atrocious Lecherous Johnson

Re: In the name of all that is internet......
 

I was always found of :

Bassandra Jones

Lemonjello & Orangejello Wilson (the twins)

Bumquesha She-Nay Greene

Viagra Brown