Slight thread drift,

Your cousin is so gay, he was disappointed when he visited London and found out Big Ben was a clock.

Why was buttsniffa's post deleted? WTF. I hope he's not in the pokey again.

Yo mama so fat when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters land on her.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama is a crossed eyed, fat flat chested rapper named Tiddie Smalls.

Yo mama so poor, that your family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M company 'cause she threw out all the W's