I heard that moe.ron, aka Arya, knows who will win the 2008 race for the Presidency.

He also will be the #1 pick in the NFL draft next year.

If you listen to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album backward at 3/4 speed you can actually hear a conversation between moe.ron and God. They're discussing plans to open a disco in Manhattan. Moe.ron suggests naming it Studio 54.

I heard that the word "groovy" was invented to describe Arya.

I heard Arya created an economy where the Impossible Trinity was possible.

I heard that Arya will replace Kofi Annan.

I heard that moe.ron is about 6'7" -- how's that for a "tall" tale?

I heard that Fitzgerald patterned Jay Gatsby after Arya.



I heard that Arya single-handedly constructed the Matterhorn at Disneyland.



I heard that Arya once folded a piece of paper in half more than eight times. And then he ate ten Saltines in one minute.

Moe.ron always looks for the Union Label.

I heard that all of Moe.ron's girlfriends call him "Tripod."

I heard that moe.ron invented Balco

I heard that Moe.ron invented the glue that's used on Post-its.

I heard that Moe.ron knows where bin Laden is because he hired Osama to be his cabana boy.

Moe.ron made the Grand Canyon.

When Scudz was in the swiss alps fighting the evil army of cyborg grizzly bears, he fought with a sword of pure gold. The gold sword gave him magic powers, which he used to travel back in time to when he was 14 to see inside of the girls locker room. Then we jammed out to Lizards.

Moe.ron is the Conductor on the Polar Express!