Okay, so if a ho has an orgasm in the woods, but there's nobody around to hear it, is she still faking it?

Yes.

Once a ho that lived in my dorm came home with no pants on.

I'm recently spooned.


I win.

So will the girls on GC who wear these shoes please name themselves?

-Rudey

But, you're legitimately engaged. A lot of these little girls get on and talk about being engaged...but they're not.

Where is IA-HE when we need her? I bet she's engaged. :(

I wanna be engaged someday.

I am neither a cheap ho bag nor engaged. Maybe I should pick one. :p

I hear what you're talking about...I get a little defensive about the engagement thing, that's the only reason I responded to your comment.

It's true though...I hear a lot about being "practically engaged," or "basically engaged." I don't know about all of that, we waited to say anything until she had the ring and we were doing the planning.

Maybe IA-HE is engaged...I wonder what sorority she'll be in next time.

Me too. :(

I'm sorry I offended you. :( But, I know what you're getting at. Our families have known for some time, and in my mind they're the most important ones. The day before we were planning to tell our friends, my best friend from college died suddenly. That took any and all interest any of us had in wedding planning or even talking about it.

Notice, it's not the guys who are "practically engaged." It's the little girls who don't even have a plan of what they want to do after graduation, but know what dress they want to wear!

Note to girls like this: it makes guys want to perform seppuku immediately, don't do it.

Also this thread had 69 posts, which was way too cool for me.

-RC
--paid to be on the toilet

No offense taken - I definitely understand what you're saying.

She wears ECKO. I don't know a girl who wears Ecko that isn't a hick or ghetto bitch.....what's strange is that most of the guys who wear Ecko are totally normal.

Untrue. They are in fact often punched in the face by me.

Girls that are cheap ho bags...hmmm...So much info to give, so much...

First I look at the girls clothing choices, if she likes high class clothes, most likely you're going to have to earn it to get in the poon.

Second, her choice of adult beverages. If she enjoys a 40 oz. of Miller High Life and shots of Jim Beam, most likely shes not that hard to bang.

Third, what do her nails look like? If she has nice, upkept nails, most likely shes not a cheap ho bag....

I have many markers to spot the cheap ho bags, I dont like cheap ho bags, I like the classy, hard to get girls...