Ep #1 -- my diagnosis was a BELT, a HOUSE SHOE, and repeat. :D Those boys are bad as hell and that sweet baby girl is watching her brothers NOW.

If I were to move into that neighborhood, I would call a neighborhood meeting. I would say

To Bree: Stop cleaning, cooking, and trying to be perfect. Tell Rex to kick rocks and take the kids with him. Tell your family to have 3 Cokes and a smile.

To Susan: Breathe girl. Mike is NOT that fine. You just in heat and unfortunately for you being in heat causes your brain to short circuit all your common sense right out yo azz.

To Lynette: I went through my husband's closet and found 3 belts. Write each of your sons' names on the belts and then USE THEM.

To Gabrielle: 2 words: statutory rape. Find John's uncle and get with him if you must.

The rest are not that important.

Gurrllllllllllll...lmao (it's too dayum early!)

I PREDICT that Nicollette and Richard Roundtree may become "involved". This goes with your hunch that he and MaryAlice's hubby may "butt heads". It's only a hunch. You know Richard Roundtree has a history of being with non-AA women. :p
(I guess he's the opposite of DeNiro)

Yeah I think Richard wants to show her his SHAFT. I think he was glad not to have to kill her. :o

Y'all are too funny for words this morning!

I thought last night's episode was good - could have stayed there another hour. But I 'bout threw a hissy fit when they were talking about "In 2 weeks - an all new Desperate Housewives" and I'm thinking "Oh no! Why I gotta wait 2 weeks? We just waited 2 weeks ago for 2 weeks!"

Anyway, I think, and it's sad to say, that Mrs. Huber is no loss. Her justification made no sense, and I can see why MA's husband "snapped". Guess he figured that since he started the deed, he had to go ahead and finish her off.

Now, RR's character, I agree with you ladies - I can see him and NS's character getting involved. She seems kinda shady anyway, so they'll do well together.

I have a feeling that Juanita will come out of her coma - and an even worse feeling that if she starts showing signs of coming out of the coma, Gabrielle will do something silly like try to "rekill" her.

And I'd also have to turn in my son for hitting someone with a car, because it's not like he doesn't know better. Of all times for Bree and her husband to unite, it's to protect that spoiled, drunken son. And how 'bout he had NO REMORSE at all? Remember when they were leaving the Solis' house, he said "At least I'm off the hook!" like he killed a bug in his mom's kitchen and didn't clean up the mess! Bree probably would have punished him for that anyway. . .

Whoooooooooo this show is so good. Just when you think it's ho hum, folks killing their wife's blackmailer & sons are having NO REMORSE for almost killing someone. My mouth was just open the whole time he was like, "I'm upset my car got dinged!" I would turn him in right away. :o I really need Gabrielle to get caught b/c she is too selfish.

I was so upset Soror btb when they talked about some see ya in two weeks! I can't wait that long!:eek: What is we gon do???

If I were Andrew's mother, I would've kicked a bone out of his azz and then turn him in to the po-po with the quickness.

Gabrielle needs to get caught.

Mrs. Huber - I know murder is wrong, but I understand why she got choked.

Juanita - please come out of the coma.

I also predict a love connection between Nicollette and Richard Roundtree, lol.

Lynette - what y'all said. Them kids need to be shook.

When he gave his sister some dap, I went OFFFFFF!!! I would have taken that mofo to jail then and there or maybe called D. West from the Maury Povich show to get him off to boot camp.

Parents need to stop taking the rap and covering up their kids' wrongdoing.

Nicolette Sheridan hinted on Oprah's after the show she would be hooking up with Roundtree ( Oprah had asked why there were no blacks and that's when Nicolette spoke of him)

Mrs. Huber may not be gone for good. The actress who portrayed her said on Good Morning America she is still filming scenes.

I think Bree is going to find a fitting punishment for her son on her own terms especially after he said that smart alecky comment of her being the monster if she turned him in. I don't underestimate her.

Mrs. Huber will be doing some memory scenes, as in, the scene happened when MA was still alive.

I bout died when Susan fell through the floor, thats what you get for snooping! Her daughter is off the chain, too, but in a good way.

I wanted to slap Andrew for saying that his life was just starting and Juanita's was almost over.. WHAT THE FEEZY??!!

Gabrielle is shady, but I think she'll do the right thing and end the affair. Eventually. ;) I was like 'Smart move' when she pocketed the camera.

AND WHO THE HECK IS DANA??!!!:mad:
AND WHY COME WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS AGAIN??!!:mad:

Show her his SHAFT??
CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.
:p
Then again, remember Nicollette was hanging out with big T.O. in the promo.

oh chit, 2 different plot twists that I was not expecting:

1. John's mother finding out
2. Susan finding out

ETA: OH CHIT OH CIHT @ chopped up, adult female body in trunk. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Girl, what you mean!!!!

And what about Mr. Solis??? Why did Tanaka set him up? Wha' happened?

Gabrielle seems to keep getting break after break, but John's mother is getting ready to take care of that quick, fast and in a hurry!

And do you really think the chopped up adult female is really Dana? Of course, we're all thinking she's a baby, but what the heck is going on?

And Zack wasn't in too much anguish not to get his slobba-down on. . .

who the hell is Tanaka? Maybe Mike is there to investigate Carlos? :confused:

Gabrielle is lucky.
Edie's dress was fly as hell; I cannot front.

Yeah Zack got his mack on.

I ROFLMAO when Bree threw the urine on Rex.

As Carlos was getting in the squad car, he says to Gabby "Tanaka set me up!".

I'm just glad we don't have to wait 2 more weeks again. . .

And you make a good point - maybe Mike is there to check Carlos out.