Hey by the way Ricky Martin called and said to remind you to bring home some Chinese food tonight.

-Rudey
--Don't worry, he remembered to rent Love Actually.

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Jharb and breathsgelatin, you two are awesome for quoting Zoolander!
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This reminds me of elementary school when kids would go back and forth saying "Yo Mama" jokes which would turn into a "Diss War." Please continue boys, this is the best entertainment GC has seen in a while!

That's why yo mama got one long leg and one short leg. The boys around the way call her Hip-Hop.

I wonder how on earth you can walk straight after Shaq was done with you. Oh well, you are a rich man now. Don't worry I won't call the cops on you for prostetution.

You are being disgusting now.

-Rudey

You lose

How do I lose? Let's face it. Shaq was in Cali. You were in Cali. All of a sudden Shaq leaves?

Coincidence? I think not.

You hate the Lakers. You and Kobe tag teamed on that girl. Somehow you got romantically involved with Shaq. Things turned sour as soon as the governor said gay marriages were not allowed in California. Next thing you know Shaq is leaving the Lakers and you're crying for 3 weeks watching Fried Green Tomatoes and Beaches.

-Rudey
--You broke up the team man!

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Shaq is richer than Kobe. I am a gold digger. so sue me. Atleast I am a gold digger. we make more money than hookers like yourself. Remember that one time you and Shaq met at Nikki Beach in Miami? Well he certainly didn't forget. He was pretty disappointed when he wasnt traded to the bulls to be near you.

And so what if I destroyed the Lakers. The world knows I am powerful. And quit IMing me telling me you enjoy watching that TOP GUN scene where they are play shirtless volleyball. That is just sick dude.

If you don't want me IMing you about that Top Gun scene don't IM me telling me you love it when Tom Cruise dances in his underwear.

-Rudey

So i was listening to the radio during dedication hour...and Rudey dedicated " I touch myself" by the Divinyls to me.

LISTEN RUDEY. I dont want you thinking about me. And if you DO think about me, I dont want you touching yourself WHEN you think about me. YOU GOT THAT?

This is now officially my favorite thread ever...maybe still somewhat pointless, but too too funny. :D Thanks boys.

(ps Jess this totally reminded me of Zoolander too)

Oh G-d, that image was just too disturbing.

Go to Bobbyisgay.com. It exists. I win.

-Rudey

This is fun!

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