Damn maybe I shouldn't have beat my kids they way I did back in the day. It is my fault Michael and La Toya are the way they are now.....-Joe Jackson


Thank you for letting us speak at the Hamiton Middle School Talent Program. We are trying to put together our own musical group so tryouts and questions will be conducted on a one on one basis right after the program. Background dancers please go see Mr. Kelly and lead singers see me, Mr. Jackson.....
-R.Kelly and Michael Jackson


It's all Whitney's fault- Bobby


Now if i can just get a couple of more dollars I can buy out Chicken of the Sea and put what is supposed to go in the cans-CHICKEN! The consumers are getting robbed and they don't know it!- J. Simpleson (simpson)


Are you sure we can't come back? Somebody needs to handle 50 Cent fo real. - Pac and Biggie

"Sure, go ahead, girl. You can be on the cover of my magazine this month." (Oprah)

"Yeah, Russ Parr? that's my n*kka!" (Tom Joyner)

"What? You mean I was dancing at an oil refinery? I thought I was soaking in baby oil!"-Shakira (Tortura video)

I have liposuction and a nose job-Beyonce'

I'll admit I want to be just like Beyonce ~Solange

Sooo true, I subsribed to Oprah and she is literally on EVERY magazine with some kind of pose. My goodness.:rolleyes:

AND, she poses as if she wasn't JUST on the cover LAST month!

My deep voice is a front. I really sound like a 12 year old girl. ~ Dennis Haysbert I'm sorry baby.

Let me lick yo toes baby!! ~ Whitless Houston

What if Bush did the following...
 

Bush: I have a confession to make:

I have done a bad bad thing to the folks of the gulf region. Yes I do think of you as second class citizens. I should be shot at 40 paces. Kanye was 100% right about me and Cheney as well. We are to blame for ALL that happened in these states.

To make amends (which I know will never fully cover it all) I will

1. Resign from the Presidency and take Cheney, Rumsfeld, Lott, Santorum and some others with me. My last act will to allow a presidential order that will allow Billy Clinton to finish out my term.

2. Turn my vacation house over to the Red cross so that they can use it to house familes. My parents and Jeb will do the same.

3. Promise that a Bush will NEVER EVER run for elected office in the US ever again.

4. Give every family that lived in these gulf states affected by the hurricane money from my personal accounts and all of Cheney's $ from Halliburton. We both feel it is the least we can do.



Now wouldn't that be something if he did :rolleyes:

:eek: Then the rapture has kome and u'v been lef behind.

Re: What if Bush did the following...
 

Awww....what a utopia man!!

"I'm voting republican"-Kanye West
"I'm actually still in Iraq on a vendetta from my father"-Dubya
"Yeah shawty what it is pimp juice?"-Condi Rice

Wendy Williams: "Gossiping is wrong...just dead wrong!!"


Brandy: "No, this is NOT a wig, this is my hair. I only use natural juices and berries!!"

Bush: "I heart black people!!"

George Bush DOES care about black people--Kanye West