And all will be on the New York Times' Bestseller List!

How about A Beginner's Guide to Threesomes, by AXJules, damasa and me?

Best Seller potential for sure.

Page one: "If she's like a sister to you, just put a bag over her head . . ."

Oy vey.

How to go 8-0 in Big Ten Football by the Indiana Hoosiers

I'll look for it in the 'horror' section.
That bag over the head thing still makes me feel fugly :(

How to Treat Your Employees and Vendors as Professionals by a former client of mine :mad:

How to Drive Courteously by any New York driver

Holiday Topics of Conversation Not Revolving Around Possible Future Children by my mother-in-law :rolleyes:

This isn't even a sentence long, uness "I wish..." is a sentence.

"How to Treat Prisoners" by Donald Rummy Rumsfeld

HAHAHAHA!

Collegiate Level Grammar, by George W. Bush

Why Goat Sex is Wrong, by James

How to Display your Masculinity, by Ru Paul

How to Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture, by Pope John Paul II

How to Get Fit on James' Advice by James ;) jk jk

My Greatest Pitching Performances At Wrigley Field by Shawn Estes

How to Take Quality Photographs that Tell the Real Picture by Abu Ghraib prison commander.

haha

How to Save Money on Road Construction by the "Big Dig" (Boston) Planners and Workers

"Be Cool, Stay in School" by Joe Millionaire's own Evan Marriot

BUMP (cause I like this game)

"Finding Your Man, The First Time Around"- The current Bachelorette, Jen

"Guide to Being Prim and Proper"- Gretchen Wilson

"Being A Good, Involved Father"- Ozzy Obourne

"Making It In the World Without Relying Soley on My Wife's Inheritance"-John Kerry