Here are some of mine:

Network:
Robert Duvall's charactor yells, "[Howard Beale's show] is a hit! IT'S A BIG FAT, BIG TI**IED HIT!

Ace Ventura 2
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIGHTYYYYYYTHENNNNNNNNNN!
(His Zen meditation chant).

Half Baked:
"I love you, Butternuts!" The horse's name was actually Buttercup.

Up In Smoke (Cheech & Chong)
"Whoa, man. You mean to tell me I'm smoking dog$#!t?

Silver Streak
Chief Donaldson (Len Birman) "You have a dead engineer and a runaway train that's gonna hit Chicago in fifteen minutes". I'm like awwwww, shoot!
Then five minutes later....
"You better do something, you idiot, because in 10 minutes, you're gonna have 200 tons of locomotive smashing through Central Station on it's way to Marshall Fields!" My heart still stops seeing that final scene.

Titanic:
2nd Officer Lighttoller: "GET BACK, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL LIKE DOGS! KEEP ORDER! ORDER I SAY!" Note: Director Cameron loved the way actor Jonathan Banks? was so into charactor in that scene, when Cameron asked Banks to say that line again, Banks replied with "What did I say?"

Barbarians At the Gate:
"Now I know what the F stands for in F. Ross Johnson"

My favorite scene in the movie was when Johnson and some folx were talking about the results of the new Premier smokeless cigarettes. Johnson's remarks were PRICELESS:

"Oh, well now that's a good slogan. Smells like $#!t and tastes like a fart. I can't believe we spent $XX million on a turd with a tip."

On comments that you have to inhale harder on the cigarettes to get a nicotine effect:
"Oh, now that a good marketing campaign. A free truss with every pack. Warning, this cigarette can tear your b@!!s off."

Oh, whee, lemme quit.
RM

How could I forget this one?!

Jerry McGuire (Regina to Cuba):

"Hey, this is us, you and me, we determine our worth. Baby, you are a strong, proud, splendid Black man."

Yeah, I bet he ain't gettin' that at home. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Mommie Dearest:
"I thought I told you: NO WIRE HANGERS, EVER!"

Life:
"...there's gonna be some consequences and repercussions".

The Color Purple
"Us two married womens now. Hawngry dough. Ooh, what us got to eat!"

remember these lines:

Billy Madison-
Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

The Breakfast Club
Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, and what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions, you see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.

Friday
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the God D*mn refrigerator, eatin' up all the food! All the chicken. All the pig feet. All the collard greens. All the hogmauze. I want some of them chitlins! I love pig feet!

D*MN! Ya'll ain't never got two things that match! Either got Kool-Aid, no sugar; peanut butter, no jelly; ham, no burger. . . D*MN!

Full Metal Jacket
This is your rifle, you will give it a girl's name, because it is the only p*ssy you pukes will be getting! There will be no more finger-banging little Miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties!

Top Gun
Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Scarface
Tony: I want what's coming to me.
Manny: What's coming to you, man?
Tony: The world, chico, and everything in it.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!

Austin Powers: As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. Chili's baby back ribs!!

Fat Bastard: Get over here! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!

Fat Bastard: Baby, the other other white meat.


man...i could do this forever!

How could I forget some of my favorite lines?

Love Jones

When Bill Belamy comes to the portrait studio, falls in the chair sideways, and tells Nia Long... "Immortalize my Sugar Honey Iced Tea.


The Wood

When slim asks Roland... "Why do you still have grits? Ain't nobody fixin' you breakfast."


Menace II society

When O-Dog and Ronni are in the kitchen and she tells O-Dog to stop drinking all the beer. He tells her that she wouldn't say that if he was Caine.
Ronni............ "That's right, but you ain't Caine."
O-Dog........... (singing) "You're all on his nut-sack."

My all time favorite has to be any scenes from Color Purple:

1) Sophia in Jail: "Sat in that jail, sat in that jail till I near by done rot to death."

2) Sophia and Celie "Girl you betta bashed Mister head open and think about heaven later."

3) Celie to Mister: "Everything you even think about is going to crumble"

Last but not least:

"I LOVES HARPO, GOD KNOWS I DO, BUT I'LL KILL HIM DEAD BEFORE I LET HIM BEAT ME!!!!"

I guess you can tell I have seen this movie over 100 times.

Ok, my favorite scene.... I'll agree with the Godfather I scene when Sunny found out Carlo beat up his sister Connie, but I love it when he beats Carlo with a trash can top. I also love when Sunny chased Carlo, but before that he said, "Get off your a$$".

Lines:
(1) Money Talks: Chris Tucker says, " I will slap you, my reflexes just slap people"

(2) Blue Streak: Martin tells the guy who reported his rims stolen, "quit eating cold cuts, it's seeping, it's coming out your pores"

(2) Blue Streak: Martin says, "They told me, a supercop, to find another supercop, and we'll supercop up together as a team"

Ok, I roll off of them two cats...

OK, this was SO corny it was hilarious to me...on Wayne's World when the guy was trying out the Suck-Cut on Garth's hair and Garth was screaming, yelling "TURN IT OFF, MAN, TURN IT OFF, IT'S ... SUCKING ... MY ... WILL ... TO ... LIVE!!" http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rofl.gif

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A Thin Line Between Love and Hate: Scene where Darnell goes to the Police Station to get a restraining order. He's holding a cell phone in his hand talking to his boy, T (B. Brown) "T, I go into the police station to get a restraining order against Brandi like my mom said. 'Cause I don't wanna hurt the ****. And I gets no respect...(Martin sees his SUV leaning with no tires nor breakpads)...Where my m**f tires? oh, T, she broke me down in front of the police station. No, ** wheels." He proceeds to turn on the car. "D**n, I can't go no M** where." That scene has me crying because of the real emotion and hilarity of Martin Lawrence. Trust, I don't like what Brandi Webb (L. Whitfield) did, but Martin made that movie a comedy.

Here's another scene: Smitty's club has just burned down. Martin is driving his car sans the windows and such. The bartender guy sees him. He says: "Darnell, roll the window down." Darnell: "Do you see any windows on this M**fer?"

Other scene: Della Reese in the kitchen making some greens, home fries and such singing: "He's wonderful. He is wonderful. Everything about him is wonderful. Jesus, you're wonderful." I just loved that scene as it reminds me of when I'm cooking--I love to sing hymns while cooking.

The Last Dragon- Shonuff: "Catches bullets with his teeth? Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please!!

Soul Food- Mama Joe: "One finger pointing the blame makes no impact but if we put those fingers into a fist, we can strike a mighty blow. This family got to be that fist."

The Players Club- Trix: "Ya'll aint $hit, ya mamas aint $hit, and ya'll babies aint never gonna be $hit!"


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Didn't see this one posted, but if it is my bad...

Duece Bigilo, Male Gigilo... "Oh no, this must be a mistake." "Steak? Did somebody say steak?"

And ANY line from Pimps Up, Hoes Down.. a hot mess sure for hours of laughs.

ROFLMAO... this gets me going every time.

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You know that's right! I got excited just thinking about the complementary nature of good Black relationships just reading that line, Ideal. Uhm, uhm, uhm..there's nothing like love.

I'm showing myself a lil bit, here...

One of my all time favorite movies is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I like the seen when Veruca Salt is dancing around the golden goose laying area, singing, "Don't care how, I want it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!" (she then falls down the chute).
I also like Face/Off, where Travolta says, "take his face, off."
I also like Boomerang, when they're talking over lunch, and David Alan Grier says, "so as soon as you have an orgasm, all the romance just leaves, skkkkkkkeeeeeeeet!"
That's all I can think of for right now...you all named some of my other favorites.


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I'm showing myself a lil bit, here...

One of my all time favorite movies is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I like the seen when Veruca Salt is dancing around the golden goose laying area, singing, "Don't care how, I want it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!" (she then falls down the chute).
I also like Face/Off, where Travolta says, "take his face, off."
I also like Boomerang, when they're talking over lunch, and David Alan Grier says, "so as soon as you have an orgasm, all the romance just leaves, skkkkkkkeeeeeeeet!"
That's all I can think of for right now...you all named some of my other favorites.


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Celebrate life, in all its amazing glory!!!

I know this thread is old as dirt, but I just saw this movie the other day.

"Mr. Madison...at no point in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything resembling a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to you. I award you no points and many God have mercy on your soul." Billy Madison

Speaking of the humiliation that students endure: How is that for humiliation? What if your teacher said this to you after you answered a question in class.