| wishinhopin |
02-02-2004 10:49 PM |
Things to consider:
1. The actual part of the anus that the penis enters is not a storage place for the poop, it's just a passageway. So if the receiver makes sure to...go a decent time beforehand (nerve.com says you should make sure it is a clean poop, nothing indicative of problems, ie diarrhea or constipation, both could cause dirty problems during the act) and then wash with soap and water, it's not actually as dirty as I originally imagined it.
2. I know two girls, one of whom had never had an orgasm through intercourse, one who had never had a g spot orgasm...both girls had MULTIPLE g spot orgasms from the oh so taboo act of booty penetration. If that isn't compelling evidence, I don't know what is...
3. Depending on the amount of beforehand preparation (I know this is disgusting, but from what I understand, if you spend like a whole day on the toilet, trying to make sure you've emptied it all out, the muscle stretching involved in that will make the evening's events much less painful) it doesn't necessarily hurt as much as everyone assumes. Although that doesn't mean it's just fun and games no pain, but all of us girls who have had vaginal sex survived our first time right? And I don't know about any of you, but mine hurt like a biznitch.
4. Consider what Monique from the Original Queens of Comedy says..." To f**k in the butt is a nasty nasty thing....it's a horrible thing.....
but now I kinda like it."
This public service announcement brought to you by a girl who finally let her boy try it once and has since gotten every sexual favor she ever wanted, as well as unlimited devotion and praise, because she was willing to make the effort to be open minded and try new things. Now I hope to bring everyone else down with me so that I won't lose as bad next time we play Never Have I Ever (generally called 10 fingers with the folks I know, but I didn't want anyone to get confused and think we were discussing the shocker. :eek: Ouch)
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