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Sexy Mocha 04-05-2001 04:24 PM

Now that is pure comedy!!!!!!!!!
Why do the bride and groom look like a fake a$$, ghetto certified, black, Santa & Mrs. Claus?

WenD08 04-05-2001 04:26 PM

Eclipse, i was so through when i saw those pix. i mean, there were like a million people in the wedding. and the cakes? oookaaayy... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif

AKA2D '91 04-05-2001 04:35 PM

HAVE MERCY!

I bet they ALL thought they had that chit going on?

NOT!

UM UM UM! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

What were people supposed to vote on, ANYWAY? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

onesavvydiva 04-05-2001 05:03 PM

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!

I laughed SOOO hard at that picture about the cakes reflecting their career ambitions... I am STILL laughing....WTF???

toocute 04-05-2001 05:27 PM

One word

WHY? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

CulturedPearl 04-05-2001 05:27 PM

OH MY GOD!!! WTF was going on with that cake with all the branches!? I had to cover my mouth I was laughing so hard!!!

Discogoddess 04-05-2001 06:31 PM

Okay yall, I WAS laughing the first time I saw it, but I felt bad for these folks as well. Why would someone put them out there like that??? I guess I feel bad because I have MANY family members (on my husband's side, but a few on mine as well) who have had oh so ghetto weddings. Some of my hubby's friends too. And while we did talk about them somewhat, when at the actual event, I just got into the festivities and tried to remember that no matter how "fabu", these people are making a commitment to each other and God, and we as witnesses should be pledging to help them uphold that covenant. Plus, I've always had a guilty conscience about laughing at people for who they are...hated to see others get clowned when I was a kid for being different or out of style.

Sorry to rain on the parade, but I just felt moved to put this out there.

AKA2D '91 04-05-2001 08:46 PM

That still was some triflin' chit!


CONTENTASCANBE 04-05-2001 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
Now that is pure comedy!!!!!!!!!
Why do the bride and groom look like a fake a$$, ghetto certified, black, Santa & Mrs. Claus?

Lawd Have Mercy!!!!! I am glad that I was not there. Instead of the bride and groom being the center of attention I think I would have been because I would have been laughing soooooooooo hard that they probably would have asked me to leave. That was so hurled out and I bet you they payed alot for that and that UGLY dress. I think that I would have decline to be in that wedding!!!!!!



[This message has been edited by CONTENTASCANBE (edited April 05, 2001).]

mccoyred 04-06-2001 08:35 AM

Why dey hafta be lookin lak Santa and Mrs Claus up en der'?

I like their colors though http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

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nikki25 04-07-2001 02:28 PM

Wow! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

People find many "creative" ways to begin their first day as man and wife. I ain't mad at 'em! I just know that wouldn't have done things quite that way.

dstbrat 04-08-2001 02:14 PM

i have tried to block out most of these ghetto experiences because they were so painful to live through but all of these stories have uncovered all of the repressed memories:

1. the wedding singer sang 'it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday'and she was late and musty, the brides ring didn't fit so she had to put it on a samller finger, her uncle yelled speak up cause he couldn't hear

2. the bride served collard greens, peanuts and frape' (ice cream and ginger ale) at the reception, they left some after it was over and came back to get it, they were rinsing out the plastic cups to use again

3. the bride wore white and the couple's child (3yrs) was wheeled down the aisle on a 2-seater tricycle by his cousin because he wouldn't walk like a big boy, the bride had to hold him because he wouldn't stop crying, the wedding singers thought ed mc mahon and star search were in the house because they kept trying to outsing each other (the song, endless love) they woo-wooed for like 15 minutes until the minister gave them the eye, the grooms bruhs came in late and smelling like weed and they threw the sign when he kissed the bride, they also stood outside the reception drinking red dagger ot of a paper sack because they didn't want to disrespect their mamas
4. the bride's mother was late on purpose she wanted to make an entrance, her dress was too tight and the slip too high, she told the escort to walk real slow so everyone would see her, she waved at people going down the aisle (can you say trying to make up for not having a weeding of her own?) the bridesmaids all had tatoos and were mad at each other because one of them got too hype with the stripper the night before. apparently she loaned him out of the bachelorette and he got too crunk. the groom smashed cake in the brides face cause she had an attitude (it was not all in fun)

i could go but it's too painful. this is why i will send out a bulk e-mail stating,'i'z married now!'

Inquisitive 04-08-2001 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eclipse:
ROTFLMAO
Oh Lord, i'm dying!


Bringing this one back to the top. If you haven't seen the ghetto-fabulous wedding pictures that I mentioned earlier in this thread, here is your opportunity.

I just have one question though, why did her (or his for that matter) friends let her go out like that and who is the buster who was probably all at the wedding talking 'bout "gurl, dis is NICE!! I ain't NEVA seent nothing like this before" and then put the pictures on the internet for the whole world to see??? (oopps, I guess that's two questions!)


http://sgezine.com/wedding/


AlphaChiGirl 04-09-2001 01:17 AM

Okay, normally I don't comment on the ghetto-fabulous weddings, 'cause I realize that some people just don't have the taste to pull off a nice wedding, or they might have to skimp on certain things.

That said...

How many damn flowergirls were there?

That cake was FREAKY.

They thought they were looking good in there...more like tacky!

I need to see more ghetto wedding pictures!

Unregistered- 04-09-2001 01:34 AM

Thank you to the kind person who posted the link to those pics. My co-workers and I were entertained by all your posts and especially those pictures!

I wonder if that guy ever took care of his ASHY ELBOWS. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif


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