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Ooo beth, you saw REK? In santa Cruz?
This one goes out to our troops and commander-in-chief God Bless the USA Lee Greenwood If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my children and my wife, I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today, 'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away. I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A. >From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee, Across the plains of Texas from sea to shining sea. >From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A., There's pride in every American heart and it's time we stand and say: I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A. Kitso KS 361 |
Saddam and UBL, this one's for you...
Angry American Toby Keith American Girls and American Guys We’ll always stand up and salute We’ll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There’s a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head My daddy served in the army Where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard Until the day that he died He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me To grow up and live happy In the land of the free. Now this nation that I love Has fallen under attack A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in From somewhere in the back Soon as we could see clearly Through our big black eye Man, we lit up your world Like the 4th of July Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin’ her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it’s gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin’ her bell And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue Justice will be served And the battle will rage This big dog will fight When you rattle his cage And you’ll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. `Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass It`s the American way Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin’ her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it’s gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin’ her bell And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue Kitso KS 361 pairs of clean sheets UBL needs after he sees the news, cuz he knows we're coming back to get him |
Another Toby Keith one:
"The Taliban Song" "I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man I got a, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Things used to be real cool and they got out of hand when they moved in They call themselves the Taliban (ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby) Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot white sand But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand The Taliban (ooo taliban baby) You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride Camel Ride My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban (oh yeah the taliban) (baby) Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you sons of bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban" (Taliban baby) So we prayed to Allah with all of our might And then those big U.S. jets came flyin in one night They dropped little bombs all over our holy land And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran (the taliban) You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride Camel Ride My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair audieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban (oh yeah, taliban) we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)" |
To Bobby Brown:
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me That's O.K., lets see how you do it Put up your dukes, lets get down to it! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Fire Away! You come on with a "come on", you don't fight fair But that's O.K., see if I care! Knock me down, it's all in vain I'll get right back on my feet again! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Fire Away! Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me Before I put another notch in my lipstick case You better make sure you put me in my place Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Come On, Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Fire Away! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Fire Away! Love, Whitney Houston |
LMAO! You're nuts. :D
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All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Rosanna's down in Texarcana Wanted me to push her broom And sweet Irene's in Abilene She forgot I hung the moon And Allison's in Galveston Somehow lost her sanity And Dimples who now lives in Temple Got the law looking for me All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee I remember that old rio river Where I learned to swim And it brings to mind another time Where I wore my welcome thin By transcendental meditation I go there each night But I always come back to myself Long before daylight All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Some folks think I'm hidin' It's been rumored that I died But I'm alive and well in Tennessee |
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For Kitso
Texas Time Travelin’
Cory Morrow Well, close your eyes and dream with me I'm goin' on a trip through history I wanna see some sights today Hey, we'll go back when time was young And you learned the trigger of the gun Or you'd be six feet on your way When the mountains closed the valley side And the rivers held the miner's pride It was the year of '49 Hey those days are now gone and dead And I wish that I could see the lead Flying from the cowboy's iron I wanna go time travelin' through Texas you and me I wanna go time travelin' through Texas you and me I wanna be there to breathe the air and see all I can see In my Texas time travelin' machine Well the day goes on, the sun beats down And bakes your skin a golden brown Now your feelin' like a king And we'll pull off along side the road And see the land that Jesse owned And all the times he spent with me Then along the skyline of the trees We'll skinnydip within the stream And we'll flash the passin' cars And then we'll jump into our Cadillac The tracks of time will take us back Back to the land off so far I wanna go time travelin' through Texas you and me I wanna go time travelin' through Texas you and me I wanna be there to breathe the air and see all I can see In my Texas time travelin' machine You got to take a look around and see Tis land before it drowns Underneath the city streets Geronimo, he said it best, "This is my land, I will not rest Until I'm dead or it’s been freed" I wanna go time travelin' through Texas you and me I wanna go time travelin' through Texas you and me I wanna be there to breathe the air and see all I can see In my Texas time travelin' machine |
this thread = so fun.
i've been laughing so hard for the past 7 minutes or so that it took me to read it through. HAHAHA. |
I dedicate this to my fellow Wisconsin GCers, because this guy knows what Wisconsin is all about.
"Sex and Beer" Pat McCurdy (an alum of my fabulous, world-reknowned academic institution) St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear I finished writing all of my gospel Now all I seem to want is sex and beer" Marc Antony looked down on Caesar's body He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear I did not come here to praise Caesar I came here for sex and beer Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like 'round here George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere Ben Franklin never discovered electricity They were too busy looking for sex and beer Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like 'round here Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations" Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear" Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment" Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer? Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like 'round here From the city to the suburbs to the country From the Southern to the Northern hemisphere They're holding a tremendous referendum And everyone's choosing sex and beer Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like 'round here They can take away my pride and my dignity They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears They can take away my name and give a number But they can never take away my sex and beer Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like 'round here We like sex and beer and sex and beer And sex and beer And sex And beer . . . |
Take Me Away From Here by Tim McGraw to uh, it's a secret :)
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Mama, I'm Coming Home
Ozzy Osbourne For me in 6 days :D Times have changed and times are strange Here I come, but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home Times gone by seem to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned aroound By the fire in your eyes You made me cry, you told me lies But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home I could be right, I could be wrong Hurts so bad, it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before the fall But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all CHORUS I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause Mama, Mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes CHORUS Kitso KS 361 |
Kitso, this one is for your visit to SA.....
(side note: Roger Creager is going to be in Corpus on Sunday, the 28th!) Artist: Cory Morrow Song Title: Stayin' Out Late Stayin' out late in a honky tonk bar Findin' new ways to be untrue Drinkin' my way through this month's rent Seems to be the best I can do Drunk and enraged and I'm showin' my age I dreamt away my money and my mind No woman to call wife, I got no home to spend my life And no desire for either at this time I'm showin' no signs of growin' up at any time I keep a firm grasp upon my youth And the subtlety of love is something I know nothing of And I have got no concept of the truth Stayin' out late in a honky tonk bar Findin' new ways to be untrue Drinkin' my way through this month's rent Seems to be the best I can do It's all a matter of where your going I don't know where I'm going from here Desperate ways seem to control my everyday And it's hard to understand why I run But this poet's dance is my last chance To lay down my pen and show you how it's done Stayin' out late in a honky tonk bar Findin' new ways to be untrue Drinkin' my way through this month's rent Seems to be the best I can do Yeah it seems to be the best I can do |
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Tonic
"You Wanted More" to someone.... Love Is Tragic Love Is Bold You Will Always Do What You Are Told Love Is Hard Love Is Strong You Will Never Say That You Were Wrong I Don't Know When I Got Bitter But Love Is Surely Better When It's Gone 'Cause You Wanted More More Than I could Give More than I could handle In a life that I can't live You wanted more More than I could bear More than I could offer For a love that isn't there Love is color Love is loud Love is never saying you're too proud Love is trusting Love is honest Love is not a hand to hold you down I don't know when I got bitter But love is surely better when it's gone I got to pick me up when I am down I got to get my feet back on the ground I got to pick me up when I am down You wanted more More than I could love More than I could offer The harder you would shove You Wanted More More Than I could Give More than I could handle In a life that I can't live |
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