the taste of wassabi shot their nose right off and into the mixture of chicken fried rice. Everyone's nose began to bleed as if they had been sniffing.....

Fun Dip. Then Tom Earp being of unsound mind and body screamed out........

"MORE, BABY!!! MORE!!!" Little did he know that his mother had heard that. She grounded him for a month and punished him by...

covering him in mayo and letting the dogs lick it off. She thought this would punish him until....

she saw the huge smile on his face. He thought he had finally figured out what "sink o de mayo" means (groan! terrible pun, I appologize), so he called up all of his Hispanic friends and invited them to...

his annual streaking party. The last 5 people to cross the finish line had to jump up and down butt naked singing..........

The "Salute Your Shorts" Theme song as Tom's boxers are being sent up the flag pole. ...............when suddenly......

...everybody present loudly asserted that they were not drunk and that they most assuredly had not been drinking margartias (just look at how well they're typing...). However, the fact that they were singing the "Salute Your Shorts" theme song gave away the sad fact that...

While boxers flying in air with little care and Three Jackasses were placed at the Corner for all to see and Name, Hootie, OTW, DeltaAlum, Life, kitso arrived for the Name The Jack Ass Contest!

While "NOT Drinking Tekillya" they put their heads together and dicided to call the JackAsses:

"Damn," those are three good looking hounds. I wonder who all those other...

...fabulous people are. Especially that cute one with the glasses and awesome hair. MmmmMMMMmmm. I wonder what her name is. And why she's wearing that kickass Theta Pi sweatshirt."

They decided to move closer, only to discover....

the "girl" in question was a genuine Thai ladyboy!! :eek:
The three guys in question figured what the hell and...

turned their attention to the other two. after a llittle conversation much to their surprise...