ROFL
 

HC I've never read the Have you ever thread until today
HC some of y'all are freaky deaky :eek: :o ;)
HC I'm CRYING at some of the posts
HC I had 10 pages of st8 laughter
HC I'm so glad it's slow here today

HC Soror, I feel you about this.
HC I get gung-ho about a job and put all this effort into it and then get bored with it.
HC once something or someone sets me off, I have a negative attitude.
HC I need to deal with that.
HC Mr. Prayerfull called me out for calling in sick the other day.
HC dagnamit, I needed a day off.
HC I enjoyed it too....dagnamit.

HC 1savvydiva....if that heffa doesn't give you time off...then call in SICK...and stop by a doctors on duty and get yourself a note...just in case.

HC E'rybody....we need to start our own "bidnesses".
HC like Master P, I'm tryin' to be a bidness woman.
HC we will never prosper - like we all want to - by receiving a paycheck from someone else every 2 weeks.
HC we work these long hours to be able to have a certain lifestyle but don't get enough time to enjoy it.

HC HOLLA !!!
HC Exactly how I feel some days.

HC Steeltrap’s last article in the "Perpetration of ghetto imagery" thread reminded me of something that happened recently?
HC I went to Office Depot one night after work to buy a few items?
HC are picking up my stuff, I head over to the counter?
HC there is a young melanin-challenged lady buying a Cricket Phone (Sidebar I didn’t know they sold Cricket phones :confused: )?
HC the man working the register was a brotha?
HC he was polite, courteous, and professional with her?
HC when my turns comes, this kneegrow does a 180? :mad:
HC I put my items on the counter and say hello, and this fools looks at me, says nothing, and then turns around and starts talking to some other co-worker?
HC I just looked at him (really his name tag so that way I know who to complain to the manager about) ?
HC he is still talking to his boy (head turned and everything) as he rings my stuff up?
HC even after he is done, he still is talking to his boy – kneegrow ain’t gave me a total or nothing?
HC by this time, I am in PG mode ?
HC FINALLY turns around and says “Oh, my bad, your total is…….” And then turns back around and starts talking again?
HC I respond ‘yes, your bad” :rolleyes:, left that stuff right there, and strolled on over to the customer service desk to report his arse to the manager?
HC don’t be all friendly and professional with Becky Blondehair but think because I am black, you can act any kind of way?
HC Whatever cleva ? :mad:

HC I am CTFU at Honeykiss's location? :D
HC I'm laughing because there is a lady JUST like that at my job?
HC the whole office (except our boss b/c he's new) is annoyed with her?
HC EVERYONE ignores her?
HC that's real sad because it's only 9 of us?

On another note, since I'm talking about her. . .

HC I overheard her talking about marriage?
HC actually because she was talking JUST so people could hear her?
HC I truly hope she does get married?
HC because her S/O lives in Niagara Falls (US side)?
HC I'd hope she'd move there?
HC I would definitely apply for her job?
HC I know EVERYTHING she does and most people now ask me to do things before her because she complains so much?
HC therefore it would be less training for them?
HC do you know what it would mean for me?
HC. . .

Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money!!! :D
HC yes I am home and bored because it is TOO cold to go out? :(

HC I haven't HCed in a while?
HC I have been so busy studying and getting ready for grad school?
HC good news?
HC somebody got a 720 on the GMAT?
HC it was me?
HC that was totally by the grace of God?
HC I prayed myself through every question of that test?

HC it isn't even Homecoming yet and I only have one absence left in my classes?
HC I have to save that one for Thanksgiving holiday?
HC I feel bad because I didn't even use the first two absences on anything good?
HC I can't even remember why I didn't go to class on those days?
HC I can't wait for Thanksgiving?
HC fried turkey?
HC enough said?

After Work HCs
 

HC GLOOOOOOOOOORY?!?!?!
HC the weekend is here?!?!!?!
HC work today was hectic for a bit but I had folks keeping me company?

HC AFTER WORK?
HC DOWNTOWN?
HC waiting to cross the street?
HC SOROR, girl in payroll who is FAB U LOOOOOUS and I were standing together?
HC across from old folks home?
HC BLACK man staring at us?
HC JHERI CURL?
HC hat?
HC looking a BLEEPING mess? ;)
HC HC STARING AT US HARD!?!?!
HC I told SOROR well girl you working the cleavage today so it is all about you?
HC then as we crossed the street (jaywalking :cool:) towards him?
HC he stands?
HC we are LOAO?!
HC he comes towards us?!!?
HC imagine GERIATRIC JEROME??!??!!?
HC he calls out, " I wanna know. . . "
HC "is it LICIOUS or BOOTYLICIOUS!?!!?!
HC :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
HC we FEEEEEEELL OUT?!?!!?!?
HC OASAS?!?!!?

HC I've never responded to a HC thread
HC I always wanted to
HC I'll start now.
HC I had to buy 130 ft of wire for a sculpture for class
HC I wasn't supposed to be in that class anyway
HC I was in that class because the dept chair felt like it when he went to drop my prerequisites
HC The class is fun
HC That was until I started tearing my hands up trying to use the wire
HC I still need more wire?
HC That's only the beginning of the project.
HC I love my school though

HC LOL at CrimsonTide4's HC
HC This is a great thread

HC I decided to walk around downtown with a friend
HC TI was in town performing at a club
HC we happened to walk by the club
HC There was a swarm of people outside
HC we started walking back and the sky opened up
HC We got soaked
HC I had just twisted my hair
HC I have to redo my twists
HC I'm glad I can twist my own hair
HC I know the TI club goers got soaked too
HC They must have been :mad: especially the ladies trying to be cute
HC Running through the rain was fun

HC I was at Howard U's homecoming last weekend?
HC I had a good time even though I didn't get to go to the stepshow?

HC they were saying that P. Diddy bought all of the stepshow tickets?

HC I don't know if that was true or not?
HC I was in DC as part of my sorority's youth group's Black College Tour?

HC we walked at least 10-15 blocks a day in DC?
HC my legs still hurt a week later?
HC I signed up for next year's trip?
HC it was hot in DC but when I got back to MI it was cold?
HC that is the reason why I have a bad cold now?

HC payday is a week away and Hubby and I are broker than broke again?

HC the rusty Caddy wants to act a fool now when we're broke?
HC I'm back to subbing to make extra money so that we can buy Christmas presents for the Child?

HC there's 10 kids in house at my job?
HC three of them are bad-azz kids? :mad:
HC this melanin-challenged employee is always snitching on other employees on every little petty trifiling thing (like watchng TV on down time or reading books which we ARE ALLOWED to do!!) trying to make her self look good in front of our boss?

HC nobody likes working with her? :(
HC she smokes like a chimney and abuses the smoke breaks but wants to be a snitch?

HC Hubby wanted me to switch shifts with him so that I would end up working with her so that he can make his frat meeting?

HC I told him HELL NO unless he gave me mucho $$$$?
HC Hubby is at work right now with her?
HC I hope he makes it through the night with Snitchy and the 10 bad kids?

HC the Child and I are both sick today?
HC the Child is feeling better while I still feel bad and Hubby is starting to feel worse?

HC I have to write a short story for my Creative Writing midterm and I haven't started yet?

HC I'm going now so that I can start on it?

HC I'm LOL @ 9dstpm "melanin challenged"
HC I've stolen a Bible from a hotel room
HC I didnt want to hijack the have you ever thread ;)

Re: After Work HCs
 

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HC Flatlined....and I don't think thumper can help me.

no more ebay for a while
 

HC I still love ebay
HC I didnt really mean to but bought a REALLY NICE cashmere sweater yesterday
HC I CAN afford it, I just SHOULDN'T
HC I already paid all my bills and whatnot, but this means that my touchup will have to be put off for a bit
HC oops
HC I can't be too mad because it was a GREAT deal on a beautiful item
HC it's something I will wear forever
HC this will have to be my Christmas present to myself!

HC NO MORE EBAY until I start Christmas shopping ina month or so

Long post...........

HC.......
The teacher read my letter and responded to it
Basically my daughter had been vindicated of the second incident
The teacher misunderstood information that was brought to her attention
My daughter did not have to sit in the "Island Seat"
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HC On another note?
Some people need not be parents
HC as I was waiting for the bus on Saturday, there was a woman with her two children, the girl being aroun 7-8 and the boy was around 2. The mother was holding the 2 year old and had his stroller folded up. Well apparently, something happened and the stoller fell. Bust how the mother started ranting and yelling at the girl, blaming her for the stroller falling (mind you, the mother could have easily picked up the stroller). The lady then proceeded to call the poor girl a f!@#$&* idiot, not once but TWICE!!! :mad: :mad: Then she hits the girl on her harm and yells even more.
The bus finally arrives and they get on. They sit all way at the back of the bus. I didn't know exactly which stop I had to get off, so I asked the bus driver (who was very nice) and he told me how far I had to go. Fast forward - as I get closer to my destination, the bus driver told me how many stops I had left over - cool. The bus driver passes the stop before mine (no one rang the bell and no one was standing at that stop, so he was able to keep driving). Stupid mother then says, "That's my stop", although she did not ring the bell indicating that she had to get off. She wound up having to get off the same stop that I did. This IGNORANT AZZ mofo had the audacity to yell and scream at the bus driver b/c he didn't stop where she was supposed to get off (once again, she did not ring the bell). I feel soooo sorry for her kids. She needs a big ole PIMP SLAP!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

super wal mart hc
 

HC yesterday went to Super WalMart?
HC yesterday morning?
HC cold outside?
HC this Latino woman had on an outfit that made me :confused: if the temperature had suddenly risen 30 degrees in 40 minutes?
HC I wore a sweater, jeans, socks and shoes?
HC she had on a BACKLESS HALTER?!??!?!?
HC denim cooty cutters?!!?!?
HC sandals!?!?!?


HC some of the fashions of today vex me?
HC the whole doo rag under a baseball cap?
HC HAAAAAAAATED IT?!!?!?
HC I had to ask the boyfriend if he did that isht?
HC he said no?
HC cuz if he woulda said yes?
HC :mad:?

HC at any rate this morning saw one of the brotha supervisors in payroll?
HC like I said it is cold in the mornings?
HC brotha man was wearing a winter hat?
HC umm pulled down over one ear but not the other?
HC WTH?!?!!?
HC **smh**
HC it was not even a new in style winter hat?!?!?
HC I'm talking winter hats circa 1983?!?!
HC mama used to make me wear them and it would look crazy as hell with all of the balls in my head sticking out every which a way?

HC I miss er'body on GC?
HC crazy job?

HC I feel like Anita Baker right now?
HC Been So Long?

HC gotta go fo' massa catch me?