Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....:rolleyes: :p

funny stuff!

It seems the "missing" thread is more popular than the original was.

It's not missing, it's on vacation. It's just hanging out and relaxing and taking advantage of a little down time.
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Does this penis have any distinguishing characteristics? How would we know if we found it? Does it have a name? Does it come when called? Has it been lost before, and if so, where was it found? Does it have any favorite hiding places? I don’t want to seem untouched by this problem, but why should we be concerned about one lost penis. After all, I have never noticed a penis shortage.

This sounds like a job for:

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Scooby Doo

LOLOLOL.

A penis shortage? Well if the reported average is 5 inches, yes, I would definitely call that SHORTAGE.

This is why I love Ivory! lol She's this sweet, demure li'l southern gal then every once in awhile she lets loose with a whopper like this and I'm like, "where did THAT come from???" :D

size does not matter. it's how u use it, so i've been told.

Arya, I'm one of the few people who will agree with that statment. Of course I'm sure some others would completely disagree. Guess I've just gotten lucky, that's all :p

***BTW, I think I saw the missing penis prancing around Dupont Circle yesterday. You might wanna go get him. He's too little to be out on his own in a place like that.***

That is one well-travelled penis. :)

Pretty soon the penis will fake its own death then begin popping up at Burger Kings and Wal Marts all over the country.

LOL, well us Southern gals gotta have fun too :)

Um, "demure"...OMG that's a first!!

Thanks Tracy, I loves ya too!

Is that a good thang? Cause I've heard the more you travel the more you are prone to disease....I dunno, just making sure. :D :eek: :p



*James, dude, you know I am joking wit ya and having some fun!! I honestly know nothing of your penis, and I hope you do find it (you know for your own good)*

Must add that this is my 911th post, and its the isht, casue 911 is my fave #!!

james honey, did you find your penis? there was a blurb on msnbc, but i missed it!