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DeltaSigStan tryin to prevent this thread from going under
So I'll step in wonderful, and leave ya azzes full of wonder Some powerful force of nature must have seriously interfered Because Bro2b and KSig RC have mysteriously disappeared But it's all good, it's love, and yo I hold no grudge try to separate me and my title but yo i won't budge I guess Bro thought that little "rhyme" was something clever All librasoul sees is the biggest run-on sentence ever And here's the punctuation, in fact its an exclamation You tried to reach the point but you forgot your destination And DeltaSigStan, this is just by the way I saw that little rhyme about T Earp the other day While I don't always appreciate his errors and dinner plans I see insulting him makes you feel like a bigger man Keep rhyming about your org and your parties and your house And keep on getting drunk so you can torture another mouse Obviously you like to pick on things that don't pick back Well you picked the wrong thread when you came up in chit chat Next time you rhyme, why dont you come at librasoul Then *BUMP* it to the top so I can beat u like you stole And forget T Earp, cause I'm about to drop dime I'd rather have bad grammar than your gay azz rhymes |
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The elders drop knowledge while the young boo-hoo I agree rhyming didnt begin with Talib or Mos Def It began when I emerged and took my first breath And I spoke into the mic attached to my umbilical cord And verbally slaughtered you before I left the maternity ward Metaphor? Simile? Do you even know the definition? You? Challenge me? Did you think you were competion? Not really. |
Straight outta radoford, a crazy motha f*cka flounder
get that bitch to bend over, and i'ma pound her just like she needs it, funk flounder bleeds it like a secret agenet, gets mission, completes it if the bitch gets pregnant, i tell her a-bor-it i bet all these right wing sluts will abhor it i'll say it again so ya'll can't ingnore it i ain't got no time for no kids no kids Mamma talkin' bout what the dada dids ain't making no sense, like the dadaists ain't suicidal, ain't slittin' no writsts, no writsts quit swithing that beat up |
While I do appreciate you tryin to come at me
and trust me, I do believe in rap gender equality I'm sorry girl but you're just not the one Cause after reading your shit, I think I'm gonna have some fun Tryin to come at me for going after Tom defending that geezer just like he's your mom Trust me girl, he can surely fend for himself I'm sure that his brain is in pretty good health Sayin that I pick on things that are smaller, That I'd rather pick on a midget than someone who's taller? Give me a break girl it's not like Tom's a child So that was a weak attempt to get me all riled I see that you have several battles you started Tryin to rap with the big boys is like you going to a club and geting carded They'll leave your ass at the door no matter how fine you are You're "skills", according to many, are just incredibly subpar And about that shit about that little mouse I'm sure you wouldn't want that thing runnin around your house So I tortured it a little, and for it I might just go to hell BFD people! I knew that already so oh well! Sure my bros and I like to drink and smoke You can come by one day and I'll give you a fat ass toke But at SDSU we're not the only one It's just that the rep we're givin is just us always havin fun I mean, maybe we'd participate a little more But when we want to, we just ask "what for?" All the big houses like to talk shit on the small frats Like a cloned, rich boy pitt bull picking on innocent little cats And why bother caring when all the sorors hate? With them, its all coke and numbers that decide a frat's fate And think of it this way, say we were to get big? Holy shit! 120 members are in Delta Sig! Of course then the sorors would wanna hang out How superficial is that? That's so shallow, without a doubt So we're gonna continue partyin like we always do So the random girls and homeboys can party with our crew And if anyone calls us on it, they can think about the way That the greeks talk shit about us almost every day Don't get me wrong, we're not the only ones With sorors, 30 or less guys always equals no fun But once again I shall elude to the fact That the plebian chatter about us will not get us to react Oh, and by the way, this thread was on page four So I bumped it up again for all to adore If I hadnt done that, it would get lost in the bunch At page 2 I realized this so I bumped it on a hunch So please thank me for giving you the chance To step up to the big boys and try to dance But, battling three at once, for you will result in a loss Cause Bro2B, Ksigrc and me are the windows to your DOS |
thank you, Spainard
My goodnes, Maynard does anyone named Benard call himself Bay-nerd gotta go do time in a prison type chainyard like foot ball playa, trying to gain a tain yard , cuz that's a first down, leads to touch down like a healed up cripple i'm putting my crutch down |
Oh sh*t, here it comes....
Bustin' out this mutha like 'DAMN' Like where'd this b*tch come from, man? Y'all need an education When it comes to copulation - Lyrical intercourse Isn't happenin All this bad rappin' Got me scrappin Findin' a cure For this disease - - Wannabe MC's Can't take it anymore Bro2B talk about infectious disease Where'd that come from? Please!! Wanna step like that, come to me Get continuous flows like a nosebleed... Yup, that's all I got...And only b/c librasoul talked me into it... so please please PLEASE don't flame me, I already kno how much I suck!!!!!!!! :p |
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showing the incomplete nature of your mic personality, "Challenge me?" Blasphemy - and she asks for definition kid, in the renaissance you wouldn't even be my patron i'm over your head like archangel gabriel turning greekchat into your lyrical hell talking real big from the glow of her dell, she says i don't know my shit when she can't even spell yes i see the irony behind that line, trust me but i get a little on it when i start to get free i haven't seen nothing impressive in a day or three hey, hasn't that been your reign, coincidently? either way, let me say that i've started to pray for you to provide some competition someday I'm a bandit on the mic, stealing hearts and minds and that's your metaphor, easily defined simile won't be had so simply from me, harder to grasp just like that brass ring and before this starts to border on poetry at last, i'll give you one last concept to grasp: Make sure you keep your mind here on the task, 'cause I eat MCs like air, a lyric sylvia plath and i'll come back around later tonight, anxiously awaiting another 6-line reply |
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DeltaSigStan, young man, I will be blunt, You Have Issues. When you spit you might as well wipe your tongue with toilet tissue It's sh*t I've said it before, and I repeat it If I were you, i would go back to that sh*t and just delete it Matter fact after that last line I just completed I decided you owe me back the two seconds it took to read it Who ARE you? |
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I know this will come across as being quite rude But I have heard better rhymes in dyslexic haikus Now, you mentioned 6 lines but really, why give more? To be honest at this point you're only worth about four. |
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throwing syllables around carelessly and the four was good, but I did it in three |
Yeah, um, ok now whatever,
You fucked up that chance with me to be clever You sound like you've been under the weather Cause from what I just read you haven't gotten any better I like how the one with issues is me When you're always up in shit, calling all this controversey The two seconds I owe you have already been paid You owe me that time for reading all your shitty posts that you have made But don't worry girl, I know you have some problems And I think I can help try to solve them It's all miopic for you, you still can't see clearly My, Bro2B's and KSRC's posts have crushed you dearly So stop trying to run with us, cause you'll come up last Cause you're slower as the fat chick Eminem said sat down too fast. |
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If you spent any more time on Em's d*ck, he woulda came Maybe then you would jump off and try to be unique Nah, you'd prolly just write about his penis in your cheek Put down the album liner and for once be creative You're in my territory, and u f*ckin with the native Don't flatter yourself, you aint in Bro or KSig's league, You would never survive librasoul's lyrical Blitzkreig You might as well take an L, cause boy u just suck Libra come through and leave ya azz awestruck. KSig I was gonna do it in 2, but guess what? You got DeltaSigStan hanging off your left nut So now I'm battling three, cubed like rubix squares But they busy tangled up in each other's pubic hairs And KSig, it's cute how you tried to call me out on slant rhymes But dude I think we all know it's that you just CAN'T rhyme |
Heh, talking bout how I rip from Eminem,
LIke it's a complete total act to condemn Is it my fault that in this game you suck? And your weak attempts at me left you shit outta luck? Don't even go there with being on anyone's jock Cause you're the supreme queen of slobbin random cock Look, I know an education you need But damn girl that's a horrible way to go at it indeed I can tell cause there's no way you made up those rhymes It was your pimp Bro2B who taught you! you know, stealin that shit is a crime Of course maybe it was your sugadaddy KSigRC Made you into the best hoe that you could possibly be Or maybe it was just me, sorry girl you don't have to work for me The rest of your female family made me some money naturally Wipe your chin girl cause I think it's time for another trick For you to pull, so don't think your rhymes are so sick And Libra, even if you do this, at least raise your rates Youre still barely makin enough to put even buy paper plates So how are you gonna eat the ramen you had to steal Nothing to place them on, so I guess you miss another meal I remember this one episode of the great talk show Jerry About this 60 yr old trick who was all crusted and hairy Man, even this old hag looked better than you With all this bad shit going for you I dunno What The Fuck youre gonna do. So please girl, just go on and give it a rest I'm your profesor, you're the homely student who just failed this test |
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But just the same, it's just a game, only one can remain And I see you're down, wearin a frown, after losing renown - must be tough to hear my boy stan take you to town and to add more frustration for your rhyme libation, I present a quick librasoul impersonation: "I'm going to write out a very long sentence cutting on you, my friend - and the only things that have to rhyme are the very words at the end, and while i reach into the bag for some words i don't think that you know, i'm going to completely ignore the very important and weighty, yet under-utilized, concept of flow" but i'm admired with pride, what ya gonna do - number retired nationwide like the blue 42 or is that another line you didn't understand, rollin from my tongue like it's straight off-hand and for my last trick, well it's gonna be grand: your shit's like uf_pike: it's made to be banned |
Heh, talking bout how I rip from Eminem,
LIke it's a complete total act to condemn So stop trying to run with us, cause you'll come up last Cause you're slower as the fat chick Eminem said sat down too fast. Stan listen, Pleas take a quick break from riding testicles, The only place your sh*t belongs is the nearest trash recepticle It's garbage, can u even muster sentence structure? Or has my verbal enslaught attacked your brain and left you flustered? Probably the latter My rhymes can invade your brain matter Time elapses, your synapses stop firing cause i shatter The neurons making your grammar go bananas i paint your lyrical destruction on a messageboard canvas KSig RC, I like that little impersonation So let me come thru with a KSig interpretation "librasoul, librasoul, your sh*t is just too raw I mean sometimes my rhymes don't really rhyme at all And I guess I don't really take the time to pay attention I should be glad I've been blessed with your divine intervention Sorry, I have another problem on my hands I can't seem to rid myself of deltasigstan I think he is sending me love notes on the subliminal And I have this nagging gravitational pull down in my genitals" |
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