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This is HILARIOUS!!!! To echo AOX81...thank you for adding comic relief to my day :)
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don't open your mouth so wide when you kiss that my whole face is in your mouth!!!! (this is one that really happened)
don't be a sloppy kisser do kiss my neck, but don't suck so hard you leave a mark. hickies aren't cool! do remember the don'ts from this thread :) |
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If you are ever single again, I'll marry you. ;)
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forgot to add one more...
DON'T try to get a piece from me if I know for a fact you have a girlfriend. THEN, don't tell me "well, you and I would only be for tonight. I'd go back to my girlfriend tomorrow":eek: :eek:
Oh, btw, the whole cat gave me pinkeye thing is probably the funniest thing I've read on this board. Besides the "Ho be lookin' like predator" thing |
AGDprincess, I apologige for the male specie! I was marrried to an AGD! You for give me for being male, I forgive you for being an AGD!
God, I hope you do not have Red Hair! The two do not work for me!:rolleyes: |
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DON'T nut in my mouth when you know I don't like it. I warned you, and it WILL and DID get spit right back at you.
DO hold my hair if it gets in the way. DON'T push my head down. As someone already said, girls have teeth. DO rub my back or something. Hello!! DO moan a lil or make some kind of noise. We like to know we're appreciated! (good job baby!) |
Dont get pissy if I dont want anything
Do let me sleep afterwards... yea, I know I sound like a guy - but Im a tired little girl! |
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OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for the cuddling thing, sorry, once I get off I want you off and on your side..... LET ME SLEEP DAMNIT, your sweaty body is too damn hot on me for me to get comfortable. Better yet, can you just go home so I can have all the covers and the bed to myself? Maybe this is why I don't currently have a boyfriend! As for the cat thing- my cat had a red eye and I convinced my mom that I had caught pink eye from him- THAT SHIT HURT when it hits your eyes it BURNS and you cannot get the feeling gone fast enough! Wanna really laugh??? He was 6'5" and I am 5'2" and the position we were in it had to travel the full length of my body!!! |
Don't: have a lazy ass tongue
Do: attempt the movie kiss Don't: try to swallow my lips Do: nibble on my bottom lip Don't: wake me up to get yours and then, go back to sleep Do: initiate morning sex only if we're both awake Don't: get on top if you can't rock the boat Do: let me ride Don't: try to speed me up while i'm on top. . .let me get there first Do: finger me while i'm on top dang. . .i could go on. . . |
when she said "TMI" on this thread, that was noo joke. ilovemyglo....outta control. ;)
ok, new ones: DO NOT start to laugh if by some chance i get a locked jaw and think that causing me to choke on a pepsi is what will get it hinged right again -sigh- i hate my life......:rolleyes: DO NOT go around telling your friends after i break up with you that you don't miss me, but you "sure miss that" -sigh- i hate my life....although, thanks! ;) DO think of cute ways to go about asking for it....but saying something like, "i hear something" will def. not work, just so know......:rolleyes: |
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