Reverse Pimp Slap
 

My supervisor would like to pimp slap ME because I handed in my two weeks....:cool: :D :D

Pimp slaps to all the people in my COMM 240 class. Dang that place is shed...bunch of TOOLS in them.

*I cannot believe what I overheard some black students in that class say (while in COLLEGE)..."Black people who are concerned about there education want to be white". I was like, no, they had to be kidding. I knew they definately had issues w/ me and J for a while. I couldn't figure out why...until Monday...when they clowned on me for making "A" on a recent test. J did just as well.

*The white students in that class are ignorant also. There was a big argument between them and some black students a few weeks ago because they thought it was "stupid" to do a persuasive speech on controversial topics and topics they didn't agree on. DUH?!? Isn't that what persuasion means? To change attitudes and beliefs?

*M, I dread working w/ you for this upcoming project. What the hell is wrong with you? You are very sweet, but you talk to damn much! :mad: Last time we worked in groups, NONE of us finished our work because you wouldn't stop talking! And, I told you a hundred times that I am not a MASS media major...so that means I am NOT interested in a intern at channel 5...so why do you keep on talking about it? And, CTFU at your speech that lasted 30 minutes that was supposed to last 7-9 minutes and our prof telling you to drop it. I NEVER knew someone who talked that much. :eek: I'm a cinch from telling the lady to take her son's meds, or better yet, I'll bring her some. That woman needs the whole damn bottle. :mad:

Another Pimp Slap goes to......
 

The homeowners who live 2 blocks from me who refuse to take down their Christmas (yes, I said Christmas) decorations. HTH is it that we are almost in the middle of March and their dumb a**** still have that crap hanging on the outside of their home?? If they had the energy to decorate, they should've had the same energy to take it down after the holidays are over. What are they waiting for, Easter?????:mad:

My Pimp Slaps Awards:

- to all the chidren I work with that can show me the latest Juke Dance but can't tell me how they received an F in english

- to all the parents that pick their children up 30 to 45 minutes after we CLOSE!!! talking about I forgot !!! WHAT THE FUDGE:mad:

- to the people that No means No (when it comes to change, food, booty calls...etc)

- to all children think that 50 cent, JaRule, DMX are great role models ( and the parents who let them think so)

- to Shaquisha and Ra keisha and 'em that thinks it's cute that Tyrone, Jr can cuss somebody out but you still carring a diaper bag for him

- to the same cafteria lady that I knew from 7th grade with the jeri curl (yes, with curl cap and all) that STILL cusses the kids out when they look at the cardboard pizza and say "whew"

More to come...right now I have wrist casts on sale for 19.95 includes a lovely carring case, cream to soothe areas sore from slapping those stupid people and 300 slap per cheek limit!!!

Quanties are limited so act now
Call toll free 888-pimp-slap
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LaDeia
"...I's married now..."
- Suge Avery, Color Purple

Even more pimp slaps!!

Randy Jackson on AI needs one for every time he says yo, dawg, and my personal favorite, dude!! He just kills me with that. On Tuesday's show, he must have said those three words at least 30 times during the show.

To those dayum kids I work with. HC last night they took out the window screen and went outside to lay out in the snow? And these kids have grown up in Saginaw so they know snow. I hope that they are gone when I come back Saturday!! :eek: :mad:

Today's GUESTS on JENNY JONES
 

THESE SCALLYWAGS are PREGNANT and SMOKE, GET HIGH, DRINK while pregnant. The first girl is 15, 7 months prego, smokes 7 blunts a day but used to smoke 20 blunts a day, drinks, clubs, and smokes 1/2 pack a day. Her mama is STOOOOOOOPID. There is NO WAY IN HAYLE a chile of mine living under my roof will do that CHIT.

Oh and to ol girl who is doing ECSTASY while prego, who has 3somes and 4somes every day. CLAWDAMME. Yor baby is going to be low birthweight because you are 8 months and I see very little tummy.

SUCH A DAYUM SHAME how little innocent life is valued.:(

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I think ladeia counted the number of times on Tuesday's show and it was 105!

A nice, hard full-handedd PIMP slap to:

-my ex-boyfriend. You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the arse. Poof! be gone.....JERK!

-my apartment manager. The only reason I still live in your building is because it is close to work and (since I plan to move out of the city once I have completed grad school) I don't want tp purchase a house here. Y'all are pathetic. Ever since your company has taken over our complex, you have ruined my nice quite home. JERKS!

-Pres. Bush. There aren't enough hands in the world to pimp slap you like you deserve. JERK!

Pimp slap #2
 

Lakers. Once again, not doing their thing on the road.:mad:

Re: Pimp slap #2
 

Let's not talk about b-ball teams that need pimp slaps.
I'm a New York Knick Fan. There are not a enough pimp slaps in the world for those guys.

Slaps to EVERYONE below
 

can someone PLEASE do an extra ghetto, angry black momma pimp slap to the ex for not giving me back my picture!!!! YOU ASS!!! Threaten to send it back shredded, and I kindly give you yours back in a bag AND I'M THE PETTY ONE!!! $^**%#@$^%&%&%$%$%%^%^%$#%$^%^% :mad:

these dayum cramps

this weather for having people out in summer clothes and they will be hacking and sniffling and such all next week, and I"LL get sick

Did i mention the cramps?! lol

To Gina1201:

:D I am the official Randy Jackson Dawg counter!!!;) :p

LaDeia
"...even penises come in different sizes..."
- a quote from a 60's movie

Remember I am selling Official Pimp Slap Wrist casts with carring cases and cream for sore areas...

WAS 19.95 NOW Clearence 3 for 99cents!!

Each has a 300 pimp slap limit!!!

call 888-pimp-slap!!!

Quanties are going fast!

No Checks, No Credit Cards just money orders and cash.
Also will accept car wash coupons, meal tickets and food stamps (link cards !)

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LaDeia
"...laughter is much better than tears..."
-My mother

let me jump in..
 

A BIG pimp slap to....
..... R.P. who is trying to make me pay $1,147 for a 3-year old computer stolen from me now that I am unemployed...BI*CH!
*need legal help on this one*

......to the manager at Pep Boys who freakin lost my car and told ME to find it!!!!!!

.....to Dubya and this stupid "war"!

....the heffa @ D.O.C. who couldn't make time to get my specs while she was getting someone else's

....my professor who gave us an exam and didn't cover that chapter (it was NOT on the syllabus)

.....to "these pretty chicks" who bad mouth anything positive because they are unhappy

UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Re: let me jump in..
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by miss priss
A BIG pimp slap to....
..... R.P. who is trying to make me pay $1,147 for a 3-year old computer stolen from me now that I am unemployed...BI*CH!
*need legal help on this one*[quote]

Ellaborate on this one....I'm don't understand :confused:

Quote:

......to the manager at Pep Boys who freakin lost my car and told ME to find it!!!!!!

What do you mean they lost your car? Do you have your car now??