You're so thin! Do you ever eat? (grrrrrr, it's called a fast metabolism!)

How's the job search going?

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Can I borrow your clothes?

Why are you a vegetarian? (Because I don't like meat)

What do you eat ? (Everything that's not meat....well sort of.....I'm picky)

When finding out I'm a journalist.....what do you write about? (everything but sports)

i had to laugh at that one valkyrie "are you old enough to be an attorney" yeah i can see why that would be irritating....hehehe :)

from my cracked out neighbor- Oh I know the perfect person to set you up with, you know that I set up 7 people and they all got married ?!

well why don't you want to ever get married ?

upon finding out that I am not able to have kids-- Oh well you know that you can adopt right ? ( no I did not have a clue on that one)

ugh i hate nosey people who state stupid things

Are you a real redhead? Yes....

Followed by

Do you know [Insert name here]? She's/He's a redhead too! Yea, since we have this special secret worldwide redhead club, we all know one another. The club is a secret no longer! haha

The Red-Headed League? :p

"When are you getting married/ Do you have a boyfriend?"

"How tall are you?"

"How's the new job?" which was directly followed "Have you found a job yet?"

"Have you found an apartment yet?"

some of you guys are touchy aren't you?

Why are you in a *local* sorority?
Because I like the women in Theta. They're a lot like I am and I feel most comfortable with them.

Why don't you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Since when was having one a requirement?

Why are you so short?
Because I'm not tall.

Why did you let your roots grow out so long?
Because I don't want my hair to be dyed anymore.

When are you going to dye your hair again and cover up your roots?
Uhm....I'm not. I'm growing my hair out. Pretty soon I'm going to cut the dyed part off, but not when my roots are only five inches long.

Why are you a *math* major?
Because I like math and I'm good at it.

So, you want to teach math?
No. I want to work for the NSF.

Who is Dar Williams (or insert some other folk singer that no one has heard of)?
A folk singer you haven't heard of that I like.

What re you going to do? (since I just graduated from college)

Do you wear colored contacts?

Will you do my makeup?

How do you get your hair like that?

Who sings this? (everyone knows I am the biggest music fan)

Can I borrow that?

LOL, I don't know if it's touchy as much as getting really bored with hearing the same questions over and over. People deserve to get made fun of when they ask stupid or overly nosy questions, anyway.

How do you pronounce your name?

Where did your parent's come up with your name?

You're really a chemist?

Can I see your I.D.?

why aren't you married?

do you have any children?

do you have a girlfriend?

What type of jobs do you get with your degree?

Hi, can you buy me a drink?

"Is your hair naturally that blonde?" ...yes

"Your hair is SOOO long!" ...yes i know. thanks for telling me

"You have big eyes" ...yeh ive noticed that too

"Why are you a vegetarian?" ...because i am

"Your Canadian? Do yo say eh?" ...yes im canadian and no i do not say eh.

"Your Canadian? Then why do you live in Atlanta?" ...because my parents are American

"Why are you a liberal?" ...i was born this way. probably because i grew up in canada. (very liberal)

"Why are you a feminist?" ...bc there is still genderism in this world.

* What is X?

Hello people! It is a Xi!!! And yes, I know that QNX looks like "ONE" - The worst is when OTHER GREEKS don't know what Xi is!!!

* Oh, you went to UGA! Do you know [fill in the blank]?

On a campus of 30,000+ students, it's probably not that likely that I know [fill in the blank] but thanks for asking!

* What are you doing with your English degree? Teaching?

This is the most irritating question on the planet! Any humanities/liberal arts degree-holder is bound to hear this at least once a week. No, I am probably not going to be teaching as a career. I'd rather get a Master's degree in something other than English.

* Where are you from? You have a strange accent.

This ever popular question is asked mostly by people over the phone. I'm from Georgia, but my father lived in different countries as a child (he didn't speak English until he was 15 - though he was always an American). So, I have a collection of accents to play with: Southern, French person speaking English, Irish person speaking English, lots of New York...etc...

* Is Theta Nu Xi a real sorority?

No. I made it up and I'm living a great big lie. I like to sport 'nalia for a non-existent sorority! Sure!

* (From people looking at my line shirt) Poor...siiiiiiis...tahnsay?

Not quite. Try persistence.