Between crop circles, http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tales/faga2.gif
Tossed salads, http://www.plauder-smilies.de/yellows/lick1.gif
And um...exploration with one's finger, http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/devilfinger.gif

I am TOOOOOOOOOOOO SPENT!!!

LOL! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/baddevil.gif

GC as I knew it
 

I have been away from the old GC for a few months, and when I decide to return I run into a thread about butt-love, rim jobs and threesomes. It is quite amazing how we can go from talking about how serious our greek organizations are and how we don't promote drinking to a discussion about anal penetration. I think it is hilarious!!

By the way who ever it was that's boyfriend constantly wanted her to engage in butt piracy, tell him that you will gladly allow him entrance if you can try a little probe work on him. And then pull out a huge dildo. I think he will change his mind about the whole situation.

Keep up the good work fellow GCers, soon we will solve all the worlds problems.

By the way I would love to know what that crazy cat Tom Earp thinks about bobbing for dingleberries!

Haha!!! Funny thing you should say that LXA-
My friend got married a few weeks ago and her husband is the one that is hellbent and determined to get her to try the butt loving..... and she told him that the only way she would do it is if she could use her vibrator on him... and they had to take turns in 5 minute intervals... and he said he had to THINK ABOUT IT!!! HE even has the nerve to ask a friend what to do and the friend said, go for it, you may even like it!!!
HAHA!!! So your suggestion was exactly what had happened.

Funky butt lovin.. haha!!! Wow... GC has really really lost it!

Another funny story- a friend of mine that I have known since i was 3 was snooping through her parents drawers when she was around 13. She found a huge tube of KY Jelly. MC Hammer was popular about that time and I started singing Pumps in the Bump to her over the phone. Ever since then whenever anal sex comes up I singit to her, reminding her that her father pumps in her mommas rump!
Haha!

How many of you ladies like it in the "love oven"?

Amen! Can't you get e-coli and other nasty things from that?
Well, I guess someone can bust out the saran wrap, if they're really in the mood. :p Remember "Booty Call"? :D

Love oven? What's that?

:D

I don't want to repeat. So I'm bringing up another previous sex thread.

Look under "SH80er" to find out.
http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showth...5&pagenumber=4

I bet if you told a guy, you can do it to me, if i can do it to you, he'd stop right there. of course, if he took you up on it, you might have bit off more than you could chew :)

Man, that sucks for your boyfriend/husband, or rather, it doesn't suck :D

No, not that I know of. I believe that it could be more aptly described as a "Cricle of 69," but the former works, too.

Ilovemyglo, definitely the threesome.

Dionysis, yes, you can get nasty infections of all shapes and sizes from any sort of anal contact. Regardless of the relationship, anal contact should always utilize a barrier protection of some sort (i.e. condom).

This is "Chit Chat," a place to talk about non-Greek issues. Of course none of our organizations promote drinking. I assume that they do not promote anal sex either, but the latter does not promote such a risk management issue as does the former. I've never heard of a bunch of Greeks (or non-Greeks for that matter) getting all messed up on anal sex and getting in a car accident.

And once again, may I suggest a wonderful book called The Guide To Getting It On (Third Edition), published by the Goofy Foot Press. Whatever your fancy, it has an answer.

No, but I bet they would walk funny.

THEY WOULD WALK FUNNY!!!!!!!

That might be the funniest thing I have heard yet!!!

THIS IS THE DAMNDEST THREAD I HAVE EVER READ!!!!:eek: :confused: :mad:

Crop Circles! damn damn damn James!lol!

QTE

Is this going to be the new "God, this is off color..." thread? :o