Keigal excercises . . .

Ever have to urinate really badly? And you hold it despite the urgent desire to let it go . . anywhere? Especially when driving long distances?

Well one of the muscles associated with withholding a liquid treat from innocent bystanders is the keigal muscle or muscles . . . Or something like that .. . . its not something we covered in Anatomy and Physiology :p

So for women strong keigal muscles would be associated with those women that are able to say cut a bannana in half with one deft movement of their . . . vagina (is that a better word than say: pussy, twat, or cunt? Which would be the vernacular.)

But I guess for the sake of all your sensibilities we'll call it the jade gate, or maybe the heavenly pavillion.

Supposedly a woman with deft control of those muscles can bring a man to orgasm with no movement :eek: !

For a man its part of the system that allows him to delay ejaculation.

So men that are two pump chumps would benefit from keigal excercises.

Keigal excercises are done by flexing the same muscles you would use to stop urination or to stop it mid stream.

You would start by doing 3 sets of ten and then working up to sets of 75. And then you would hold each for a count of three or longer. .. you get the point.

A strong keigal muscle will dramatically increase the orgasm strength of men and women . . read: Women will intensify the strength of their orgasms by a factor of at least two or three . . .

Keigal excercises are also at the core of the infamous "tantric" love making system. Made mainstream by American Pie 2.

A side note: Imagine a spiritual system based on intensifying the pleasure of sex? There is a Sunday Service I would have always been early for . . . and stayed late . . and volunteered my services . . . ;)

Anway getting back to Tantric and keigal . . .

One of the ideas behind tantric and therefore also Keigal is to teach a man to delay ejaculation indefinitely.

ITs possible for men to have orgasms, even multiple orgasms without ejaculation.

As a reference point they use the fact that men can have orgasms before puberty from masturbation. Therfore they are having "dry" orgasms.

At that point men can have orgasm after orgasm without much of a refractory period.

Note for women: This means they can keep going as long as you can.

So the idea behind tantric is that the man can learn to have these types of orgasms again . . . and also as a side benefit they can last as long as they want to in bed.

Another side benefit is that men can derive more energy from orgasms and sex.

Women seem to gain strength and power from orgasms . . a few orgasms a day would probably make women more productive.

For men, ejaculation seems to drain their strength. So the tantric philosophy says that men that learn to have dry orgasms can not only last much longer, have multiple orgasms, but will derive the same kind of strength and power from sex that women do . . .

Also, the tantric system says that ejaculation is actually bad for a man and it gave a chart on how many times a man should ejaculate a week determined by age!:eek:

But a man should have as many orgasms as possible . . just the dry variety.

Any more questions ladies?

James actually talked about them haha. So now if you have small breasts or feel like you might be too big for a 2 liter coke bottle, you can still fix things up a bit girls.

-Rudey
--;)

I was just talking about keigals with someone . .. .

Re: Annoying girl things
 

my boyfriend goes to the bathroom way more often the i do. i would say when we go out to a bar at night, he goes to the bathroom at least two times for my one time......and i do have to say, this is one of the aspects of him that i find annoying because i hate sitting in a bar by myself

Finally, someone who agrees with me on the whole self-proclaimed "nice guy" label.

Every guy I've ever known who's sworn up and down to be a "nice guy" has either ended up being a jerk or merely a sappy pushover who's so willing to let me control him that I can't stand to be around him. (Yes, guys, we don't always want to be leading the guy around by his dick--give us some sort of a challenge!)

One "nice guy" ended up ditching me for no reason and later on, sleeping with one of my co-workers and friends and then blowing her off, too. Real nice.

As for the other category of "nice guy," I know a guy who proudly announces to the world that he can't wait to be "so whipped" when he's married. *Gag* Grow a spine!!!

I don't know who some of these girls are, but when I think of a nice guy I think of a guy who'll be polite and well mannered when he's around my parents. Is not constantly being vulgar and a guy who treats me with respect.

I don't want a guy who is a push over. Or is overly sensitive. I don't need or want to talk about my feelings 24/7 so don't worry, I won't make you do that.

Clingy and dependent are wayyyyyyyy different from nice.