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If people cared so much about child exploitation, then Gary Coleman would have a better career. - Optimist Prime

This is the best thing I've read all day.

KABM, congrats on the new Hooters.

Oh, and incidentally, the past tense of the verb "shit" is "shat." If the males of the board want to have virtual jousting contests, fine, but bad grammar is just uncalled for.

I thought it was "shitted". :D

Or this one....a little background first....

SigmaChiCard
Senior Member

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Louisville, KY, USA
Posts: 915
Fall is God's present to us for having been good all through the past two seasons. What can one not absolutely adore about fall? It truly is the perfect season. Leaves changing, the scent of burning leaves in many places, brisk mornings, camping, fireplaces blazing, (soccer in full swing ), thick sweaters, candy corn, snap wool or fleece blankets, wool socks, scarfs. Fall is the season of romance, and their always seems to be a generally more pleasant aire to people during the fall, a happiness that isn't always there. In Kentucky, one feels the effect of every season very strongly. My memories from the fall in my youth are ever-present, making fortreses out of fallen leaves, building treehouses while vacant of leaves so that when they came back, the house was done and was then perfect, doing school projects pasting colored leaves to cardboard, looking out of the windows of my little private grade school at the huge tree near-by changing like a chameleon with the trees in its background. Fall practically forces me to sit under trees on campus and read, to go on pics-nics, long, long bike rides. My life is honestly 100% different in the Fall than it is at any other time, it's 200% better. The Fall Season is a miracle, and whom cannot do anything but love a miracle?

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And than the responses....

KABillyMac
Senior Member

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Ky
Posts: 469
Ah yes. This post, the briskness of the fall air nipping at my little nose, and the lighthearted thoughts of leaves gracefully falling from the trees like little angels coming to rest on the ground has caused me to want to stoke up the fire and get plowed on corn whiskey. Lovely. Just lovely.

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Lil_G
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Registered: Jan 2001
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Fall is definitely the best time of year: walking to and from work in the freezing rain, waking up in the morning to the frost on my windows and coming home at night to brisks winds which plummet the temperaturs way below zero. Fall is the season of anticipation: waiting for winter and waiting for exams. It's the season of road work, the season of rodent overpopulation, and raccons chewing up ppl's garbage.....
wait, what was this about again...?

Darn it people, why must you butchered her royal highness English? IT"S FOOTBALL, not soccer.

BTW, welcome back Billy. Miss ya buddy.

OK what is wrong with the tingle in my dingle?!!!!

SigCard, Thanks for your help!:cool:

You of little age have NO CLUE if your dingle dont tingle!

Damn Do I of all people want my dingle to tingle! All of the Ladys That I want to dingle with are in NY or Hawaii!

Is not life in hell living in Kansas!:p :p ;)

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Originally posted by Tom Earp

Is not life in hell living in Kansas!:p :p ;)

Hmmm, I think it is Tom. If term "hell on earth" don't apply to here, i don't know what does!

What did we do that soooo bad to get sent here? :p

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Originally posted by 33girl
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Oh, and incidentally, the past tense of the verb "shit" is "shat." If the males of the board want to have virtual jousting contests, fine, but bad grammar is just uncalled for.

Haha. Actually, I believe that THIS was the most entertaining post of the day.

Arya, Granted, you call it football, but a bunch of guys runnin around in shorts wifth funny hair dos with the largest amount of population of people in the world, and you have the the Balls to call that Foot Ball? HE HE!:)

Best things I like about the Soccor Players in Kansas City WaS THE wIVES! Oops the f up button!

Wille Roy and Horst Muhelmen do you remember them?

Since this is turning into a "Greatest hits" thread - my favorite thread was the 'Embarrassing moments' thread. Hysterical:

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Originally posted by sigmagrrl
In high school, we're all sitting in the library and it's during finals, all intense, you know? So, I sneeze and blow the BIGGEST FART out my butt and everyone turns and stares right at me and all I say is "What?" THEY DIED!!!

Also, in college, we were working in the cafeteria. Busy, busy time. The girl in my intern group yells across the cafeteria to my TA, "Hey, do you want me to 69 this gravy or do you want to do it?" when she meant 86 the gravy!! He yelled back "What you do on your own time is none of OUR business!" WE ALL PEED OUR PANTS and everyone in the cafeteria laughed at her! She was HIGHLY embarassed!

Or, from the best poster in the short history of Greekchat.com (same thread):

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Originally posted by KABillyMac
When I lived in the dorm, my pledge brother and I being quite the mechanics that we were, used to love to get smashed and take apart the bathrooms. One night, drunk on cheap beer, we are in the process of taking apart a bathroom aparatus, when the o ring comes flying out and water is going everywhere, no big deal cause that was a nightly occurance. Well that wasnt our objective on this mission, and while trying to stop the water to reset this valve to go off when someone touched it, our RA walks into the bathroom. There my roomate and I stood, both of us with toolbelts on, water spraying in our faces. Good thing our RA didnt speak much english cause we told him we were trying to fix the sink and we had to go back to the room to get the right socket, and walked right past him. Another pledge brother of mine lived on our floor and he tells all the younger guys in our chapter that at night all he could hear at 4 in the mornin was me and my buddy giggling, then every once in a while he would hear a wrench or something hit the ground, us get quiet, then right back to work we went.

That really wasnt that bad, one night I got smashed, and my roomates said that I was walking apartment to apartment during one of our many block party's in nothing but my birthday suit and cowboy boots. Oh yeah and my beer mug. I dont remember that but sounds about par.

*trim*

Oh yeah, I farted during situps in my junior high gym class in front of about 200 kids. Just figured I would throw that in there.

That's the best "throw-in" I've ever fucking heard.

I got nothin on either of these stories . . . or this classic, from AKA_Monet that certainly stirred the poopy (but was hysterical):

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Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Gentlemen... What's up with y'alls skillz with the ladies? I just visited a club that "you guys" go to and all I see is men beer drinking? I have no issue with that. But my issue is, when I go to the club with all the brotha's, I see way too many scantily clad women--some with silicon parts--jockin' up a brotha... And the brotha is getting major digits... WTF is that all about? I just wanna know... Ain't you got no game...

What are your pimp skillz?

Okay, okay... In your language. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif How do you get a woman calling you, paging you all the time and cryin' when you start trying to cheat? Or you do not cheat--but your woman does? Or it's not about havin' a girl callin' you and wanting your d---, but it's about... What? Just askin'... 'Cuz some of the ladies out there are sayin' y'all ain't got no game...

Just trying to dispel myths...

A total classic.

I think my fav post comes from this very thread...made me laugh...

UF_Pike: Id say I pissed you off

PM_Mama: Id say your an asshole

cracks me up... :D
LOL

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Originally posted by etienneSAI
in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

etienne
sigma alpha iota

THIS is the funniest quote ever from the Did you all know..... thread in Chit Chat.:D

Here is a similar thread http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showth...threadid=10550

just to easy.......

Really, this is kinda like taking candy from a baby. I almost feel bad about what I'm about to do. Almost.

Lets start off with the burning issue, fuckwad. Spurrier is gone. He's always gonna be gone. No more will be desperatly trying to run up the score on anyone in the SEC. That whining bastard is getting his potrait pissed on daily now by Mr. Fulmer. Hated to get a plug in for the Vols there, but figured it followed suit here. Let it go.

Bourbon. That has to be the stupidist comment I have ever personally read on this board. An ATO drink? Exclusively huh? I would just like to say that I am proud that everyone on this board was able to witness your stupidity with that comment. Kentucky is the home of bourbon, dickneck. Until Makers Mark, Jim Beam, Labbot and Graham and the like are solely owned by ATO's then I will gladly still jump on top of a mountain and give you the bird while humbly sipping bourbon. Douche bag. Oh shit, forgive me for the copyright infringement.

Beer pong. Like sunshine, indoor plumbing, and huked on fonics, beer pong (beirut) was a late arrival here. Glad to see that you and the "hommies" were playing as a fetus. My little brother and myself are 73 games undefeted as of 1 41 am this morning, so if you care to dust off your skills jump on a plane and ride your happy ass up here.

Now to this usless, piece of shit story "The Horse That Shitted on My Foot". Thank you for that. I would like to say that I am truely stupider for reading that piece of trash. Not only do I question the validity of the story (ok, the cop jumps off his horse and you have the time to run your pansy ass over to a football player and grab and ID then wave it in his face) but honestly, I wish the damn horse had kicked your brains in.

PS. I dont dip. I dont wear cowboy hats. Two stereotypes I wont be taking credit for in your feeble attempt to construct a paragraph.

PSS. I would refrain from disrespecting my race (i.e. the honkey comment). Again, the invitation to load your sorry ass up and discussing this whole thing over is always open.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, you piece of aardvark shit.

Re: just to easy.......

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Originally posted by KABillyMac
Lets start off with the burning issue, fuckwad. Spurrier is gone. He's always gonna be gone. No more will be desperatly trying to run up the score on anyone in the SEC. That whining bastard is getting his potrait pissed on daily now by Mr. Fulmer. Hated to get a plug in for the Vols there, but figured it followed suit here. Let it go.

Hey, we're all still dealing with the pain. Please respect our loss. I'm going into my sophomore year and I'm really hoping sometime in the next three years we get to go to the big bowl game (we were so close this past fall! I actually cried when we lost to Tenessee, and I do NOT cry over sports!) My parents, diehard UM fans, are already making fun of me at home...I was hoping at GC I could find a little solace. *sigh* Ok, I'm done being melodramatic now. :D

Re: just to easy.......

That some of the funniest (bleep) I've ever heard. Even funnier then Glitter.