HC Laughter is good for the soul?
HC between my students and GC, I LMAO @ least 10 times a day?
HC Novella's story will have me LMAO this weekend?

HC I almost forgot that I start tutoring tomorrow morning?
HC my azz would have been posted up in bed?

HC someone in my class just emitted gaseous fumes?
HC I already have a queasy stomach this morning?

HC I am drinking water right now thanks to my Waterologist?:D

HC I got to talk to my maaaaaaaaan last night?:p
HC he wanted to see me in the morning?
HC he was talking to me and IMing me?
HC his typing skills need a little work?
HC I make him laugh?
HC we still in different age brackets?

HC I forgot to tell y'all to get this book called 101 African American stories?
HC it is really good?
HC I bought it for the special people in my life?
HC it is child oriented but I still want it?
HC it includes stories, essays, spirituals and Black folk tales?

HC last week I saw a Beezus and Ramona diary?
HC I REALLY contemplated whether or not I should buy it?

HC I have the Foreman Grill now but just have not used it yet?
HC I will though?

HC I am over here ROTFLMAO @ Novella's ChittyMan story?
HC that is TOO hilarious?
HC CT4 cracked me up with CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG?
HC yall some silly heffas?
HC that dude need to be ashamed of himself, though?
HC yesterday was the first day since I got Jill that I didn't listen to her?
HC that's because I got my Creed CD yesterday?
HC I have been JAMMIN to that CD?
HC that is my first CD that is not Rap/hiphop/r&b/soul/latin?
HC I gave that Lenny CD a listen?
HC it's pretty nice too?
HC that's Tune's talk?
HC that's cool, cuz I can talk about anything in this thread?
HC me and Hollyg are having similar work issues?
HC it's cool, trouble don't last always?
HC I'm kinda bored this morning?
HC I just don't feel like working?
HC I was at work until 8pm yesterday?
HC I have to work tomorrow?
HC tomorrow is also my first day with the City Year Young Heroes?
HC I'm really excited?
HC I am learning that I'm a little naive about some stuff?
HC I remember when a SF (I think it was S_N_S) was talking about how a dude would have to point blank tell her if he liked her?
HC I had said I was the same way?
HC that bit of naivete almost moved me into dangerous ground?
HC I am still learning that just because I see things a certain way doesn't mean that the other person sees them the same way?
HC I used 'sees' in the previous HC, and that's a palindrome?
HC I like palindromes?
HC that was random? :)
HC dudes wanna holla AFTER they find out you have a boyfriend? :mad:
HC you coulda holla'd MONTHS ago?
HC bad timing just simply sucks donkey butt?
HC what's worse is that they don't care that you have a dude?
HC I thought women were scandelous? :rolleyes:
HC some of these dudes out here are scandelous, too?

DAYUM Novella !!!!!
 

HC That chit was so funny I felt like I would laugh up a lung?
HC She didn't make it any betta with the added comments to the story line?
HC CT4 made it worse?
HC I have tears in my eyes yall?
HC?

I had a visitor
 

HC Today was a good azz day?
HC today my roommate from college, my 2nd one, came to see me?
HC we had not seen each other in 2 years?
HC I missededed her?
HC my students came looking for me saying we have been looking for you?
HC I was like soooooo?
HC they said a friend of yours from college is here?
HC I KNEW who it was and started running down the hall?
HC I hugged her?
HC we caught up on old times?
HC she has these cute little twists and stuff?

HC my day is almost over?

well... not that i feel bad...
 

HC I went upstairs to see how ol' boy was doing today?
HC he wasn't at work?
HC he called in?
HC he took a personal day?
HC i felt bad for clowning him?
HC that CHIT is still funny?
HC everyone said he must have a virus?
HC I don't think so?
HC TickledPink?
HC I am speculatin' too?
HC I think I know?

HC anyWAYZ?
HC CT4?
HC YOUR MAN, should from now on be referred to as YOUR BOY?
HC he ain't old enough to pee straight?
HC you likes em so young?
HC???

Re: well... not that i feel bad...
 

HC he don't pee straight??!?!?!
HC you need to put a H on his chest and HANDLE that?
HC he is my little booger butt?
HC he is real with his affection?
HC he is a one woman man too?:p :p

HC incompetence!
HC I ordered my business cards
HC I ordered them a week ago
HC I called ol boy at the company and he told me that UPS had sent it to the wrong place and that I had to go pick it up!
HC well if you write down the wrong address, then no they can't deliver it you ass!

HC I am just fronting mad though :P
HC I really did want to get out the office
HC it was a nice day
HC it'd have been a DIFFERNENT story if I was having a busy day
HC I am still going to call and scream on them and see if I can get a discount on my cards
HC I'm out

gross
 

HC Novelle that story eas funny?

HC he didn't do home?

HC he just sat there, chit and all?

HC if I was him, I wouldn't come back to work there?

HC I would be looking for another job right now?

HC on his next interview, when they ask him why he wa quiting he could say that "IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH CHIT FOR HIM TO HANDLE" and literary mean it!

HC no one can find "the chair"?

HC I feel sorry for the person that does?

HC I'm still laughing?

Re: Doo doo brown...
 

HC I'm laughing so hard....I may have this baby now!!

Re: Re: Doo doo brown...
 

HC you have been MIA?
HC how is the pregnancy going?

Re: Re: Doo doo brown...
 

HC breeeeaaathe guhl?
HC how far along are you?
HC CONGRATS!!!

HUNGER
 

HC I am sooooooooo hungry that my stomach is touching YOUR BACK!?!?!?:o :(

HC I am @ work on my day off?

HC I am here waiting for the man to finish working on my brakes?

HC he is taking toooo micky fricky long?

HC I am about to go to the vending machine to scope out what treats are inhabiting its domain?

HC my tutees seem pretty cool?

HC I have app. 20 of them in both 2 hour sessions?

HC I am getting them ready to pass the writing section of our state proficiency?

HC MY PHONE WON'T RING to tell me my car is ready?:mad:

HC my car was auditioning this morning to be a part of R. Kelly's bump 'n' GRIND tour?:p :eek: :p

HC in other words my brakes went from squeaking to grinding?

HC I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind?:p :p

HC it's nearly 80 degrees down here in SoCal? :)

HC I got to wear sandals to work yesterday?

HC I was slipping out of these expensive sandals I bought at deep discount? :mad:

HC I feel for CT4's hunger story, but I was satisfied by gizzards this afternoon?:D

HC they should have given me MORE gizzards?:confused:

HC I got my Ivy Leaf, but haven't yet reached the Boule' section?

HC I finally signed up for the gym?

HC I look forward to the pain?

HC, HC?

HC, Novella, you never cease to crack me up?
HC that is just some mess?

HC I wish I would start getting my Ivy Leaf?
HC, sorors, how long does that take?

HC skeephi.com is just not coming back? :(
HC I had it bad for "As The Sands Burn"?
HC they had that dramatic season finale and then just played me like that?
HC I check skeephi.com and bet.com about once a week just to make sure?
HC didn't somebody on GC know ADOP personally?
HC isn't the soap also on a listserv?
HC somebody help your girl out please cause I need my ATSB?

HC everybody on Real World 11 looks boring?
HC I think the most entertaining thing about this season will be trying to tell them apart?

Toilet Paper Conoisseurs
 

HC I am on the phone with a toilet paper conoisseur?:p
HC SHE is analyzing the number of sheets she received in Charmin Ultra Double Roll -- 24 pack?
HC she estimated it to be app. 10,000+ sheets? :rolleyes:
HC she got this lovely savings for $5 before taxes?
HC she is really geeked by this package?
HC she was doing a cost analysis comparison with other brands?
HC I know when I go to her house that even if she has minimal silverware, there will be an overabundance of toilet paper?:eek: :rolleyes: :p :D