When we got there, Guess who we saw????? Da twins babydaddy!!! I knew this dude was crazy! But he tried to play it of like he was a orderly.

I asked him if dis was why he ain't been payin his child support, and he said that he would always love me and the twin and hopefully when we get out we could try aggin.

I told him fa sho because he would aways be my first luv, then I asked him what happend to the tv that he stole from me the last time he stayed at my house and he said..............

"Why I got to keep tellin you, Pookie and Ray Ray N'em took dat TV!! I ain't took yo' TV!! I see yo' crazy azz ain't changed a single bit." After he said that crazy mess I rolled my eyes at him and tol' 'im, ...

Now you know Pookie and Ray Ray ain't take nothing but you still aint pay the rent in so long so in order to pay for it I had to........

"start turnin' tricks. That's how I ended up in here wit' yo' crazy azz in the first dayum place. You's a simple negro. Just simple. I don't know why I thought this time it'd be different. I need some space, please." Well, after I cut his azz loose, them people in white re-lized that I wuh-int sposed to be there no way, so they let me go. So here I am in downtown BFE, no bus fare. I shole was wishin' fo' that wallet I had found in my dream. Aw, man, "Hey! . . ."

that's my gurrrrrrlllllll Jawakateema. And who she ridin' wit? Dat ain't nobody but that ole raggedy mouthed so and so Raquan. I thought she said she had left his azz alone after she caught him with his 4th baby momma, Josheema. I thought she would have left him alone after he knocked her front teef out.

Oh nawwwww, I know dat ain't her up in dat ride with him. Hole up, hole up I say....

"HOOOOLE UPPA!!" Jawakateema didn't e'en rec'nie me wit deeze Turquoise cornrows...She was "OOOH Guuuurl--I didn't ee'en know who you was!! WAASUPP!!" Den, I was like, "Guuuuurrrl--I got some stuh to tell you...Could you give a sista a ride??"

Jawakateema said, "Guuuuuuurl if you can hook me up with some PURPLE and GRAY corn rows in time for Raquan's mama's weddin' tomorrow then hop yo azz in the back."

I said, "Guuuuuuurl you ain't said nothing but a word. You know I am in HUHR SCHOOL now. Let's swing by the hair store on 14th because they know me there and they give me a little discount. As long as you pay for the hair, I won't charge you since we go waaaaaaaaay back like 8 tracks. I got this cute little style too that would look Ca yute on you with your features and stuh. Raquan what you been up to? I heard you. . ."

dancin in dem videos, gurl I sol thoud dat wus you up en dat video, Shake dat Azz, uh huh girl, Ray Ray an em was like, Hell naw I know that aint who I think it is cause that gurl thick like cornbread. Gurl, you sol showd dem what you workin wit. We was just talkin makin up lost times when all of a sudden.....

Funishiqua walked in. I was like, ohh, no she didn't just buss up in here with those played out dukes on and that tank top. You know hur and Ray Ray has ben gettin' it on on the down low. I don't know what he see in hur, she ain' t up to no good. She just want him for his moneys. He be a fool to givin' it to hur. He could had it all wit me. So.........

Raquan, wuz sup wit chew? You actin all femmenum, um...feminine....aw chit you know what I mean, you actin like a gurl an stuh. Wuz sup wit dat?

He was like " Gurl, I ain't payin you no mind, but can I borrow and g-string and some daisy dukes, a leotard, and some lingerie for tonight out my my friend?" and I wha like.....

EHH
 

Eeeeeewwwwww hunny hush!!:p Boy you know what will look good on you. You need to come on over to my house so I can hook you up. I have this off the hook outfit that is sure to ROCK HIS WORLD! It will give him BUTTERFLIES to the BREAK OF DOWN just looking at your BROWN SKIN before you two get BETWEEN THE SHEETS!!:p What you need to be concentrating on is. . .

handling yo bizness and makin sho evrythang is screight. Don't cha worry about a thang, I am gon hook you uuupp!!!! I got evrythang you need to make this evning go good!!! Wait a minite while I.........

see if I gotsome perm in the friderator so I can smak it yo head and give yousome funky fresh fingawaves and stuf then you go home and use the stuf I brought from da Bath & Bootie Works so you can....

...get yo' FREAK on! wha' jus' da utha day I wa' checkin' out dis' heah' ...