I went to Ohio State with a partial football scholarship. I got laid for the first time when I was 11. It was a 16 year old chick that I nailed. I nailed my first milf when I was 21. I was homecoming king in highschool and I went to prom as a freshman. Only juniors and seniors could ask dates to prom.

HOW COOL!

*NP trying to sound cool* I tried out for Jeopardy 2x's but didn't make it.:cool:

Well whoop de do, aren't you a special snowflake :rolleyes:

When I was in highschool, I received an art award for sculpture and pottery. When I got to CSU, my senior year, I won 3rd place for the viewbook design. After I graduated from CSU, I got some scholarship money based on my portfolio when I applied to CCS (College for Creative studies) it was the Center for Creative Studies back then.

And I love figure drawing (live that is).:D

I failed my first semester of college. Badly.

BUT, that's when I changed my major to something I like!

But seriously. It was bad.

Think of a terrible GPA... then think worse.

0.3?

i knew a guy that got 0.7.

im guessing 1.5

^^^Sophomore year of HS, I had a 1.9 even though my IQ was in the gifted range. I was terrified to do my best and fail so I failed things on purpose. The accolades didn't come until I was able to get past that.

... my parents were completely clueless on what I had done when I told them I joined a fraternity.

They literally had absolutely no ideas on what GLOs are, none of the stereotypes and none of what they actually are. It was a completely blank slate for my mom, and my dad said "they're related to undergrads in college, right?"

The blank slate was really interesting to work with.

Even if it's true that you did the deed, I doubt that whatever an 11-year old can do would qualify as a "nailing". I'm trying to imagine what kind of 16-year old girl has sex with an 11 year old. Putting aside the crime of statutory rape and the complete lack of a moral conscience, the chick must have been a real winner.:rolleyes:

I bringing it back from where you put it aside and pointing out that it's RAPE.

I don't know any child molesters I would call "real winners." No matter what her own psychological issues were.

Nice to meet you. I'm that guy.

I didn't tell my parents I was joining a sorority until after I pleged. I didn't think they'd be super receptive, and I was paying my own dues, so I didn't really think it was a big deal. However, I was super wrong and my parents were psyched for me :)

I mentioned those as "an aside" because he seems quite proud of his "achievement" - and it's anything but, though he doesn't seem to reflect that. The fact that he was an 11 year old CHILD shows that he was not in control of the situation (at all) enough to be "nailing" someone. The post actually made me sick.

He's trolling, I just wanted to bring it out and not let it get swept under the rug. Not that you were actually trying to do that at all.