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1stSoon2BePhD 04-24-2010 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1920591)
Also, grammar and spelling don't count here. In fact, people here prefer toggle case and text-speak.:cool:
rEaLlY!? y DiDn'T n*E*1 tElL mE dAt?

1stSoon2BePhD 04-24-2010 09:29 AM
If you're camping and happen to see a bear, don't run! Just give him/her a hug! That's all a bear really wants, after all!

Benzgirl 04-24-2010 01:38 PM
When cleaning, always use a mixture of bleach and ammonia. Never in your life will you see it cleaner.

AOII Angel 04-24-2010 01:54 PM
If you have a class during recruitment, don't worry! Just tell your Prof, "Hey...I'm skipping your class next week cuz I'm going through Rush. It's more important so I know you won't mind."

33girl 04-24-2010 02:48 PM
Farting at a funeral is probably the best thing you can do.

christiangirl 04-24-2010 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 1stSoon2BePhD (Post 1920595)
If you're camping and happen to see a bear, don't run! Just give him/her a hug! That's all a bear really wants, after all!
No no no, haven't you seen Bongo? If you love the bear, you have to "Say It With a Slap!" :D

chickenoodle 04-24-2010 03:13 PM
If you happen to encounter a bee hive, you should find a stick and remove the hive from its location. The bees will welcome the challenge of building a new home and will want to show their appreciation. Do not run away; stand still and let their gratitude wash over you.

AGDee 04-24-2010 03:23 PM
If you really want cash for your wedding, just put it right on the invitation. "Cash only, no checks, money orders, gift cards or gifts will be accepted"

Psi U MC Vito 04-24-2010 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by aephi alum (Post 1920521)
Wear a Yankees hat or T-shirt in Boston. Extra credit if there's a Yankees vs. Sox game that day.
The sad thing is I would actually do that. lol.

KSUViolet06 04-24-2010 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pshsx1 (Post 1920580)
The best way to get into any organization on campus is to have a reputation!

Ladies, sleep with as many fraternity men as you can. This way, you'll definitely be the talk of campus. Just watch how many looks you'll get when you do your walks of shame every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Make an effort to walk in front of sorority row as well.
YES.

In fact, I don't mean to put out private member selection info, but what the heck.

When we choose members, we actually sit down and ask ourselves "Who have we seen do the walk of shame the MOST this semester?"

The girls who have done it the most get bids.

You even get bonus points if the guy you hooked up with is a sorority members' ex-boyfriend. Triple bonus points if they broke up within the past 3 months.

SydneyK 04-24-2010 04:18 PM
Yelling "Fire!" during a live theatre production is an ideal way to make the best seats in the house available to you.

Unrelated but completely appropriate: Yellow snow is always delicious and should definitely be eaten whenever the opportunity presents itself.

cheerfulgreek 04-25-2010 06:09 AM
Pyometra isn't really that severe of an infection in dogs. Plus, it only effects puppies, but the infection eventually goes away.

1stSoon2BePhD 04-25-2010 12:06 PM
It's best to clean your stove while it's on.

AlphaFrog 04-25-2010 12:10 PM
Lilly is totally inappropriate at all SEC schools at all times. Wet Slu..I mean Seal is the way to go.

CougarGrad 04-25-2010 12:42 PM
Washing dishes is overrated. Just scrape off the gunk from the previous day and go from there.


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